Please remember these humorous reminders to drivers' friends.

1, if you don't take the red light seriously, life will turn red. Don't make a sharp turn when driving, and fate will follow.

Don't hang up files, or go to the hospital to register.

In order not to let the doctor check your people, you should always check your car.

5, don't drive tired, the car is not disposable, your life must be.

6. Drunk driving may make you happy to death, but it may also make you unhappy to die.

7. Some people feel a sense of accomplishment when driving a luxury car, while others feel impulsive when driving a luxury car.

8, the license plate does not have to be auspicious and easy to remember, so it is convenient for you to remember, and it is also convenient for others to remember.

9. You can accelerate your car at any time. However, the ticket given to you by the traffic police will make you quite refreshed.

10, don't show your overtaking skills in front of your family. Your car is made of steel, but your lover is made of meat.

1 1. It doesn't matter what wine you drink. If you don't meet the traffic police, it may be a few bottles of beer. Once caught by the traffic police, it may be a bottle of Maotai.

12, you'd better be careful on the road. Because you can be sure that you are not a novice, but you may not be sure that others are not kitchen knives.

Driving in Wan Li, safety first, may drivers and friends have a safe journey!

Female drivers use their driver's license to send quotations from friends.

Female drivers use their driver's license to send quotations from friends (I) 1. Everyone calls me Takahashi Ryousuke.

If you have a driver's license, you need a co-pilot.

3. Right now, crowdfunding, buy me a car.

A day without a driver's license is a miserable day. Driving is annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying, annoying. I don't know anymore.

5. My wife is not married yet, but my little wife has bought it back ~

6. Let's talk about it. I'm in a good mood now, and I'm finally going to take my driving test. But I passed all subjects one to four. If you have any questions about learning to drive, you can ask me.

7. Since then, there has been another road killer in China.

8. Hi, driver's license.

9. It is said that being a superman will be very tiring, but it is really boring without challenges.

10. There is a fairy driving by ahead.

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12. Practice for 60 days and run back and forth. He has just finished the written test and practice, and his driver's license has always been in his hand.

13. License plate number xxx, please avoid in time.

14. I'm glad to hear that it takes a long time to get a driver's license in a big city, but two or three years is too slow. Look, I'm still so soft-hearted and I'm not dead enough!

15. Say something happy, such as-I got my driver's license! One, two, three areas, go through them all!

Female drivers send quotations from friends circle with their driver's license (part two) 16. Didi Didi, the novice female driver is certified.

17. Starlight does not ask passers-by, time pays off, official certification!

18. The joys and sorrows of others stepping on me!

19. The driver's license was taken away. Coach, please stay away from me!

20. It is not enough to have knowledge, but also to have application ability, pioneering ability and innovation ability. For example, driving test, theory and road test still fail.

2 1. I got my driver's license. In fact, it is not whether I am smart or not, but my personal interest in practical operation.

22. The certificate of honor has been obtained.

23. Akiyama Cheshen is online!

24. I went to Kaishan Road the day after I got my driver's license. It's my dad, a heartless coach.

25. Ahem! I bought the car and lacked a co-driver.

26. See you in Akiyama tonight!

27. Heizi Road Pass.

28. Leftover female drivers are on the road, and they will marry when they catch up!

29. The happiest thing recently is to finally get a driver's license. It is not easy. I have studied for so long because of all kinds of things.

30. I used to love watching traffic policemen and thought they were so handsome. I'm afraid to watch it now, for fear that he will stop me.

Humorous sentences that invite outgoing colleagues to dinner.

1. Thank you for accompanying me through those storms, for encouraging me when I was most helpless, and for having you at least when I was lonely, dear friend. I want to say, I really appreciate you accompanying me through life.

2. We have to part and say goodbye gently; Thank you in my heart for giving me a deep friendship.

3. The road is long, Xiu Yuan is long, and the heart is long, Xiu Yuan is sad, so why sigh; The wind is falling and the night is long. I look forward to your arrival and I don't feel sleepy. In the future world, there is no need to ask, and infinite things are not a problem.

The earth is round. Today's parting is for another day's reunion.

The earth is round, and today's parting is for another day's reunion.

The company has your contribution today, and it needs your support tomorrow. This bridge is engraved with your contribution, and the company is proud of you. Wherever you go, you will be a member of the company.

7. May you have a bright future and spend the rest of your life wonderfully.

8.？ Tears of parting drove away the happy time. Tears of parting penetrate your heart and mine. Tears of parting become the epitome of friendship. Tears of parting turn into dreams of the future. Wish us, friendship, everlasting!

9. Wave goodbye to sailing. What I can't forget is that the friendship cable you threw is firmly tied to my heart.

10. Don't hesitate to face the towering peaks, and don't give up your original hopes and efforts. We should have prepared for this: there is no smooth road to career! ?

1 1. May you have a bright future and stay away from illness and difficulties.

12.300 more than days and nights, gathered too many laughter and hard work. Those colleagues who shine with youthful brilliance keep appearing in front of my eyes, so familiar and nostalgic, I will remember you, although I may not contact you often in the future, although I may not be able to help my former colleagues in the future, but if I meet them, I will definitely think of you happily.

13. May you have a bright future and be open-minded from now on.

14. The cohesion of laughter and sweet figure shines with the brilliance and scenery of youth. Frequent contact makes friendship walk with you, and constant blessing makes good luck continue. May every day after parting be full of bright emotions and life full of beautiful scenery!

15. Many years ago, when I was leaving, a friend gave me this sentence: "Life is a fate, knowing each other is a fate, and knowing each other is a fate." At that time, I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence at all, but now I feel it deeply I hope we will cherish the days we spent together and have more happiness and less troubles and sorrows in our future life. Finally, say "take care of your friends"

16. First, recall the good past when we worked together; Second, congratulations on his promotion and successful career; Third, I hope our friendship will last forever, and we will always keep in touch. I wish you all success in your career and happiness in your family.

17. I wish you a bright future, no more waves, and I wish you return home with clothes on, no more suffering.

18. Although we met in a hurry and left in a hurry, we have eternity in our short life. I believe that today's friendship is the best memory of tomorrow.

19. On the road of life, there are too many footprints, deep or shallow. Perhaps this experience is rich, but sometimes I prefer to be unremarkable, but I often can't let myself have such a calm mind to face things I don't want to face.

20. Friends are always heart-to-heart, and intimate friends are worth thousands of dollars. Just thinking about wise friends, a little news brings good news. Look at friends, news and people, and always remember friends' hearts. Yesterday, I thought that there were many peaches and plums; Today, I left, and Yang Liu Yiyi.

No matter how good you are, please remember these words.

Behind the scenery is either vicissitudes of life or filth.

You know how to pretend if you have money, but you know how to pretend if you have no money.

Don't argue with a fool, or you won't know who is a fool.

It's better to be yourself than to go on in other people's lives.

People who are hated have no pain, but they are scarred when they hate them.

Greed is the truest poverty, and contentment is the truest wealth.

Three steps in life: running in youth, walking in middle age and walking in old age;

Three states of life: posture in youth, posture in middle age and morbidness in old age;

Three thoughts in life: dreams in youth, feelings in middle age and fantasies in old age.

There are three wise men in life: wise in youth, wise in middle age and wise in old age.

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Don't think that you can settle down with an account.

Don't think that you can be carefree if you have a job.

Don't think that you reap what you sow.

Don't think that you can be promoted just because you have the ability.

Don't think that you can be happy with money.

Don't think that you can conquer the world by reaching the top.

Don't think that blocking someone's mouth is what you hear.

The greatest sorrow in life is ignorance,

The biggest failure in life is arrogance.

The greatest ignorance in life is resentment,

The biggest mistake in life is aggression,

The biggest trouble in life is right and wrong,

The greatest hope in life is peace,

The greatest courage in life is to admit your mistakes.

The greatest energy in life is faith,

The greatest motivation in life is to benefit the public.

The greatest wealth in life is dignity,

The biggest trouble in life is life and death.