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Aunt Wang’s low-carbon life Time: Midsummer Location: Aunt Wang’s family Characters: Aunt Wang (58 years old) Xiaodong (Aunt Wang’s son around 33 years old) Xiaohui (Xiaodong’s wife is 30 years old) Baoer ( 7-year-old Xiaodong's son) Director Ma of the Neighborhood Committee (referred to as "Ma") and Chairman of the Science and Technology Association (referred to as "Dong") opened a round table and placed several dishes. Baoer: (unveils the bowl) Hey, boil the water to boil the cabbage, (uncover the second bowl), hey, boil the cabbage with the cabbage, (uncover the third bowl), ha, boil the cabbage with the cabbage! Xiaodong: Just be satisfied. Yesterday your grandma cooked a big bowl of cabbage. Today there are three bowls. (Look) Of course, they all taste the same. Xiaohui: Mom is the same. Whenever I engage in activities, I regard myself as an expert. She says that low-carb food is as good as cabbage. When I see cabbage, I feel like I want to vomit back when I was pregnant with Xiaobao. Xiaodong: Hush, the expert is here. Aunt Wang (dressing backwards, walking up quickly with several fans in hand): Come on, come on, come on! Xiaodong: What’s wrong? Wang: Baoer, the neighborhood committee is coming to our house to inspect it soon. Xiaohui: Hi, what do I think is important? Xiaodong: What are you checking? Wang (throwing his chest out): Low-carbon economy, low-carbon life! Xiaodong: Mom, our economic life is already very low-carbon, so low-carbon that we can avoid talking about it. Wang said painfully: Don’t take low-carbon seriously. Your mother is already scarred. Xiaodong Xiaohui came over: Mom, where are you injured? Wang pushed away: I mean Mother Earth, a big concept. Do you understand the big concept? Director Ma accompanied Chairman of the Association for Science and Technology to the stage. Director Ma made a knock on the door: Aunt Wang, Aunt Wang! Wang: The inspection team is really here. Take those two bowls of cabbage down quickly. Everyone hurriedly put the dishes under the table. Wang was about to open the door and turned around to threaten: Watch my eyes, otherwise, huh! ? . Xiaohui looked at her husband: "I'm not afraid of high mountains and deep waters, but I'm afraid of your mother's snoring." Wang heard this and said displeasedly: Huh huh? What did you say? Xiaohui smiled: Yu Mengmeng is deeply in love, and everyone should care about low carbon. I'll open the door, I'll open the door. (Opens the door to Ma, Dong Jin) Ma: Aunt Wang, this is Chairman Dong of the District Science and Technology Association, who came to visit your home specifically. Everyone quickly lined up to take a break and pay attention: Hello, Chief! Aunt Wang raised her hand and everyone applauded: Welcome, warm welcome, welcome! Dong: Good job, comrades! Hey, where are you? (Looking at the table) A bowl of Chinese cabbage, Aunt Wang, is it such a simple meal on the weekend? Baoer whispered: It's not simple, it's not simple, there are two big bowls under the table! Wang proudly: We are unremittingly implementing the low-carbon life movement. Does everyone think so? Everyone lazily said: Yes... Wang sternly: Huh huh? Crowd: Yes! Dong: Huh? Why do I feel like walking into a big feudal family? Xiaodong: The leader has wronged my mother. Our family is not feudal, it just feels like we have returned to the old society. Wang: Nonsense. Our family has only been low-carbon for a month and 13 days. We have not done enough! (Raises finger) I have long been waiting for the leader to come and check. (Lyric) Let the storm come more violently! Wang waved his hand, Xiaodong and the three of them posed and said in unison: Come harder! (Artificial echo) More... More... Ma and Dong looked at each other. Ma: Aunt Wang has a deep understanding of low-carbon life. This time, our whole city... Wang pushed Ma aside: Yes, this time, our whole city is united and united. We must continue to carry out flood control and disaster relief unremittingly, not to carry out low-carbon economic life. (Fawningly) Right, Chairman Dong! Dong Xiao: The old man has a very good attitude. What does low-carbon mean? Wang said disdainfully: Bao'er, tell me first, what is low-carbon? Baoer: Dad? It’s just that no one will listen to what my mother says from now on. No, no one listens to my father’s words, they all listen to my grandma. Wang (putting his hands behind his back and shaking his head): The so-called low-carbon, low-carbon life means a life of low energy and low consumption. For example... this (looking left and right), for example... Bao'er: For example, to save water, the face water can be used to wash feet, and the foot wash water can be used to water flowers. Wang: Bao'er is so good, that's what grandma means. Bao'er: Please, please make the next question more difficult. Don't insult my IQ. Wang (turning to Dong, looking at the treasure): Please, make it more difficult, don’t insult my IQ. (Realizing something is wrong) Oh, I’m sorry, Chairman Dong, I didn’t talk about you, I didn’t talk about you. Dong Xiao: That’s right, save water resources. Wang: Yes, our family used to use 40 liters of water for bathing, but now I strictly control it within 25 liters. Especially me, I won’t wash it if I can. I clearly remember that I took a shower on the 1st of last month, and today is already the 18th, and I don’t feel any peculiar smell. (Sniffing his armpits vigorously, with a satisfied expression) Bao'er (pouting): There's no peculiar smell, it's just that there are too many flies circling around you.

Wang: And my clothes, if the front gets dirty, I wear the back. I’ve been wearing it for more than 40 days, and I don’t feel it’s dirty at all. Wang held up the skirt of his clothes and shook it and called Ma and Dong to look at it. Ma covered his nose, while Xiaodong and Xiaohui grinned. Dong Xiao: Old man, your attitude is good, but the method... Wang took the lead: Thank you, applause. Xiaodong and Xiaohui Baoer smiled wryly and clapped, while Wang bowed humbly and in a Western style. Wang: In order to continue to promote low-carbon life, while Chairman Dong is here, I announce a few disciplines. Everyone stands up! Xiaodong: Everyone is standing! Wang (hands behind his back): First, starting from next week, Xiaodong, stop driving your car and take the bus to work every day to reduce the carbon emissions of that young person. Dong: What carbon? Are your cars still burning wood? Xiaohui: Mom, that’s called carbon monoxide. Wang: Anyway, they all have the word carbon. Xiaodong: Mom...Wang: Humph! Opinions can be reserved. Second, in order to further implement energy conservation in household appliances, starting from tomorrow, all air conditioners, refrigerators, and washing machines at home will not be used. Xiaohui: Huh? Purely handmade? Wang (hands out fans to everyone): Yes. From now on, all clothes will be rubbed by hand. As for the refrigerator, I plan to take it to the flea market tomorrow to completely eradicate it. Destroy them all! Xiaohui walked to the motorcycle in panic: Mom, can I keep my motorcycle? King: If you don’t stay, they will all be destroyed! Xiaohui: Huh? (Singing) Thank you for holding my hand, but it's a pity that it wasn't you who stayed with me until the end. Wang: Xiaobao’s game console also needs to be handed over. Baoer: Ah! Grandma, my game console can develop brain intelligence. Wang: Your grandma on Earth is almost gone, so your intelligence has no place to develop. Dong: Aunt Wang, Aunt Wang, if you do this, you are really back before liberation. Bao'er: Eat bran-pharyngeal vegetables with both hands and feet. Ma: Not only before liberation, this kind of thing is like returning to BC. Baoer: Ru Mao drank blood and slashed and burned. Wang: Leaders, please rest assured that our family will continue to respond to the low-carbon life movement and live an original ecological life. Xiaodong: In two days our whole family will be going to eat grass roots through tree bark. Baoer learns from Tarzan: Lulu, Lulu. Wang was satisfied that Xiaodong and the others had done a good job and gave a thumbs up secretly. Dong Yuma: Ah! This... Wang: There is also a third point. I plan to carry forward the boiled cabbage and continue it for a long time. Xiaodong Xiaohui: Ah! (The two fell back and fainted) Bao'er rushed over: Dad - Mom - everyone rushed to rescue, Xiaodong opened his eyes and said weakly: It's okay, I'm too excited, boiled cabbage, okay, (Crying) Boiled cabbage...my dear mother! Ma Qiao Xiaohui said: I don't look like I'm excited, I look like I'm too weak. Call an ambulance quickly. Xiaohui opened her eyes to stop: No, give me a glass of water. Everyone: Huh? Xiaohui: No, boiled water. Dong hurriedly poured water, and he and Ma Fu sat on the chairs, while Xiaohui took a big gulp of water. Horse: Look how pitiful I am, I’m so hungry. Xiaohui gasped: boiled cabbage is good. This month, I lost another 5 pounds (gesturing). Xiaodong said sadly: Boiled cabbage is good, but the leaders of our unit thought I was practicing Qing Gong, and gave me the nickname, Cabbage Floating on the Water. Baoer: Boiled cabbage is good. My tablemate insisted on changing seats with me today, saying that my hiccups also smelled like cabbage. Also, the teacher said that my face is very pale now, and my classmates call me pretty boy... Dong gasped: Huh? ! Dong turned back to Aunt Wang: Old man, is this the low-carbon economy and low-carbon life you are developing at home? Wang: Yes, if there is anything that is not done well, please point it out to the leader, and we will make improvements immediately! Ma: That’s perfect! If we continue to be so low-carbon, people will die. Dong: Aunt Wang, I know your starting point is good. But you really misunderstood the significance of our launching this activity. It's completely changed. Xiaodong: Leader, please don’t criticize my mother. My mother also wanted to save her mother. No, save Mother Earth. Dong (looking at Aunt Wang, holding hands): Old man, low-carbon life is about letting everyone use resources scientifically and enhancing everyone’s scientific and technological awareness of energy conservation and emission reduction. Wang: Yes, I am very frugal! Dong: But, too much is never enough. It's not okay to give up food because of choking. Humanity is making progress, not retreating. Low-carbon life must be implemented under the premise of civilization. Wang: Am I really wrong? Dong: We are building a low-carbon city with the goal of improving the level of ecological civilization construction, but we are not going to do it blindly... Wang grabbed the topic: We are not going to sacrifice the formality, and we must not distort or misunderstand. (Immediately realized that I had said too much again,) Chairman Dong, you say it. Dong Xiao: You can say it better than me, so you better say it. Wang nodded awkwardly and held his head high, but he opened his mouth several times and didn't know what to say. Finally: Do you guys understand? Everyone laughed: As long as you don’t eat cabbage every day. Everything else is easy to understand.

Dong: Let me finally test you. What is the slogan of our event?