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Classic conversation on the last day of summer vacation

See you in the summer vacation and bid farewell to your former lover! The following is the last day of my summer vacation. I hope you will like it!

1. Summer vacation "wanted order": "Wandering criminals commit crimes in summer vacation". The reasons for being wanted are: committing crimes once a year, kidnapping is easy, kidnapping is free, stealing happiness and confusing teenagers. Wanted reward: whoever catches the' criminal' will be rewarded with 60 days of happiness and happy life. Good luck and happiness every day.

Second, the miracle in summer vacation is an unforgettable memory of meeting you. Your stupid smile has intoxicated me so far. As you breathe, I send my message. I wish you a happy summer vacation, always young and beautiful!

3. A cloud, wish you to fly freely in the summer vacation, a drop of sweet spring, a bunch of flowers, a colorful summer vacation, a blessing, a happy summer vacation, Pepsi!

Fourth, if I don't meet, I miss it very much, and I miss that little bit of beauty; If we don't meet, I will feel strange nostalgia, nostalgia for that unforgettable moment; I am particularly eager not to meet; I long for freedom; I love you in the summer vacation, I miss you, I look forward to you, I wish you enough fun in the summer vacation and have a happy day!

Five, hot, send you popsicles to relieve the heat, thirsty, give you a drink, tired, blow the Buddha's face with a breeze, dry it, and wash it directly with cold water. During the summer vacation, I wish you laughter every day, good health and happiness.

6. Summer vacation comes quietly, and I wish you colorful clothes: I wish you a day of leisure, cool body, quiet brain, refreshing mood and clear face! Summer vacation is coming, I wish you clear your mind and have a nice holiday!

Seven, this summer vacation, I went to the countryside, thinking it was fun, but it shocked me!

Eight, this summer vacation, I am used to sudden changes in the wind and cloud, sudden cooling and sudden heating, but what I yearn for in my heart is that quiet indifference, that lost inner peace, like a solitary sail sailing down the river, a white butterfly dancing in the flowers, that transcendental beauty.

Nine, the summer vacation is coming, the nervous nerves are relaxed, the busy posture should be thrown away, the freedom should return to reality, the day of sleeping is not a dream, the idea of trying to eat is going to succeed, and the silly pig brain becomes smart, smirking and immersed in the text message, haha, I wish you a happy summer vacation and happy every day!

Ten, the summer vacation is coming, and games are indispensable. Don't be playful, but remember to be safe. It is hot in summer, so it is necessary to prevent heatstroke and cool down. Don't walk by the river, you may slip. You should relax during the holiday and don't forget your book. Only by reviewing your lessons occasionally can you learn well. May you have a happy summer vacation, have fun together and laugh together!

Eleven, this summer vacation let me learn too much, also let me know too much, this will be the most ordinary and unforgettable holiday in my life.

Twelve, "the hot July is coming, the happy summer vacation is coming, the schoolwork is tense, the fields are easy to run in, the motherland is beautiful, the rivers and lakes are magnificent, the drama is ambitious, the mountains and rivers are protected, and you step out of school happily and don't forget to return safely. I wish my students and friends a happy and safe summer vacation. "

13. During the summer vacation, you ignited enthusiasm, burned passion, strengthened family ties, warmed friendship, kissed love, abandoned troubles, abandoned loneliness, abandoned pressure and buried tragedy. I wish you a happy summer vacation and a happy life.

Fourteen, the summer vacation is coming, it is difficult to take care of both. Sleep well, be energetic, and take a proper lunch break safely; Remember to keep in mind the heatstroke prevention and sun protection, and it will be cold when you go out; Less greasy, light and nutritious diet; The temperature difference of air conditioner should not be too big, and cold drinks will hurt the stomach; Peace of mind is natural and cool, I wish you happiness and well-being!

Fifteen, delete a busy worry and recruit a relaxed carefree; Put aside nervous pressure and call for the beauty of freedom; Throw away the boredom of learning and hold a happy smile; Plan a beautiful summer vacation and give yourself a blessing' happiness'. I wish you relax and have a happy summer vacation!

Summer vacation is coming. I'll give you a basket of fruit to cool off the heat. May: Apples bring you wealth and peace, oranges bring you good luck, pears bring you dreams come true, apricots bring you happiness, watermelons bring you laughter, tomatoes bring you all the best, and melons bring you sweetness. I wish you happiness every day!

Seventeen, there is no drowsiness in the classroom, and some sleep in the sun; Without the teacher's nagging, there is plenty of fun; There are no sad faces in homework exams, but some smiling faces at friends' parties. Summer vacation is coming, give yourself a happy memory.

Eighteen, the holiday, are you happy, have you decided where to play? Look up at the sky, where there is a sun to spend the summer with you. Shrugging your shoulders, pinching your waist and backing up with sunscreen! Don't panic, don't worry, there are tricks on TV. Drink more water, eat less spicy food and spend the summer happily!

19. Summer vacation has come, and so has my blessing: May knowledge hold your hand and walk with you, May health follow your footsteps, May good luck pat you on the shoulder and fall from the sky, May happiness fly to your shoulder to sing folk songs, May happiness offer you a ballet, May happiness open the window and smile at you. I wish you good health and a good mood every day during your summer vacation!

Twenty, the summer vacation has quietly arrived, happiness has been fermented, take a relaxed mood, hug with the field, have nothing to look at the blue sky, run with birds, have nothing to entertain, and bubble as happily as a fish. By the way, I will leave you a message: I wish you a happy summer vacation!

Twenty-one, welcome the summer vacation, lose the function of Confucius, be bored with exams, be happy, swim and play ducks, be covered in mud and ideas, have nothing to say, be crazy and be a hairy child. Hey hey, summer vacation is coming, remember to enjoy it.

22. God will give you two opportunities to be lazy every year, once in winter and once in summer. In winter, you answered the code word of God correctly. This time, God specially entrusted me to ask you a question: What is the code word that can be lazy this time? Congratulations! Yes, the code word is: Happy summer vacation!

Twenty-three, summer vacation is coming, give you a sweet ice cream to make the ice feel cool; Send you a comfortable big cold pillow and let the comfortable feeling spread; Send you a thoughtful message, wishing you a healthy and happy summer vacation!

Twenty-four, the summer vacation is coming, put all the pressure into the schoolbag, throw the nervous mood into the sky, let the happy clouds linger, and let the relaxed steps go easily. Wish you a happy and worry-free summer vacation every day!

Twenty-five, summer vacation is coming, be happy, relax, and be free. Safety tips have also been issued: Don't surf the Internet for a long time, don't go swimming in deep water, and don't travel alone. I wish you a safe and happy summer vacation.

Twenty-six, summer vacation, relax, you can sleep late. Play basketball wholeheartedly, chat with friends and travel all over the country. Cherish the good times and don't waste them. Blessing message to you, happy summer vacation!

Twenty-seven, this message has the effect of "heatstroke prevention and cooling": "prevent" mosquito bites, "count" you happy and carefree, "healthy" you cool and comfortable, "warm" you keep a chic heart! I wish my friends a cool and worry-free summer vacation!

Twenty-eight, the long summer vacation is coming, and my heart is flying like a bird. I feel much happier when the study pressure is relieved. Class troubles are gone, and it's game time. Do less homework and do more exercise. Campus is boring and life is much better. May your troubles disappear and your life be full of joy!

29. Summer vacation is coming. Dance a happy dance, sing a happy nursery rhyme, forget the past troubles and fill everything with leisure. The beauty of summer vacation is in the secret passage of my blessing. May you embrace happily and run after you happily!

Thirty, have a good summer vacation, wake up naturally when you sleep, and sleep late without fear of being late; Summer vacation is very beautiful, let's not talk about math and physics for the time being, don't worry about tired brains; Pay attention to safety in summer vacation, don't go to dangerous places, and prevent heatstroke and lightning protection. May you have a healthy, happy, relaxed and pleasant summer vacation!

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, the summer vacation is here again. Two tips to arrange your schedule reasonably. Finish all your homework on time, choose suitable TV programs to watch, pay attention to physical exercise after studying, and wish you a happy summer vacation every day.

Thirty-two, the summer temperature is high, drink more mung bean soup, and the heatstroke prevention effect is wonderful. If you have more friends, you will naturally feel better. Go out to play, safety is the first, and I wish you a happy summer vacation. Happiness will always be around, and I hope you will be happy every day.

Thirty-three, across the mountains where Chinese characters are piled up, across the river where numbers meet, and on the wooden bridge built by English letters, I finally look forward to you. The traces of summer vacation are getting closer and closer. I wish you a happy summer vacation!

Thirty-four, "people are still the same, things are still the same, and it is summer; Think about it or forget it, just say hello; Idle can, busy can, happy can; Today is good, tomorrow will be better. Sincere blessing: Happy summer vacation! "

35. Every ray of sunshine shines for you; Every flower is brilliant because of you; Every drop of rain and dew moistens you; Every blessing is born for you. Friend, I wish you a happy summer vacation.

Thirty-six, the summer vacation is coming, don't forget to care: a two-month long vacation, happiness is paramount; Learning and entertainment, reasonable arrangement; The game is moderate and does not hurt the body; Keep in touch with friends and take it to heart; I always surf the Internet when I am free. I hope you are comfortable. Happy summer vacation!

Thirty-seven, the summer vacation is coming, pack up the heavy study, mail the study troubles, leave only a relaxed and happy mood, and let the free heart fly in the bright sunshine! I wish you a happy summer vacation, carefree, carefree and relaxed!

38. Summer vacation is here. I wish you a blessing. Blessing is a small electric fan that blows coolness and greetings for you. Blessing is a pistachio, which brings you happiness and good mood. Blessing is a cup of tea, which allows you to taste the beauty of human friendship. I wish you a happy summer vacation, cool and not hot, and a lot of gains!