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What's your impression of Dongguan?

Clean, beautiful, very hot in summer, large foreign population, many shopping malls, many beautiful women, delicious satay noodles, delicious Gulangyu fish ball pie, and good Lujiang evening tea, just so-so. Gulangyu Island, Botanical Garden, Riyuegu Hot Spring, Haicang Zoo, Huandao Road, Nanputuo, Zhongshan Road Shopping, Xiamen Street, Hexiangxi, Railway Station.