Please brush your teeth before laughing at me!

1. Homework is flooding, and countless students are vying for it!

2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.

You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers and teenagers, so don't wear clothes to go out to play with your brothers if you have the ability.

4. If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.

I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. . .

Please brush your teeth before laughing at me!

Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we will use your class to make up for our sleep.

8. Don't like me? This is a disease that must be treated. Can't it be cured? Must die! !

9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.

10. I saw Goddess on the Internet today, and I sent her a message: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly, "Then you pull first, and then we'll talk." An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?

1 1. I sighed: "It's getting more and more expensive to go to college, but college students are getting cheaper." A rich second generation friend of mine said, "I feel the same way. It's quite cheap to go to college now. " Khan, this hearing ...

12. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me because no one has confessed to me for so many years.

13. Don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life. Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.

14. Sick child: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt. " Sick child: "but I still hurt!" " Father: "that's because your ass can drink a lot!" " "

15. "In the eyes of foodies, I will always be just a piece of meat." bacon

16. Do you know why you need your husband's money? It turns out that "husband" is "yuan" and "husband" pays the bill in turn!

17. Q: What do you want to see most when you are late for school? A: Other students who are late!

18. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! Trustworthy ~

Please be prepared before you lie to me, I may never forgive you.

1, does that mean I don't think you can be separated forever?

When you tell me that I love you, I don't think it's just me.

Don't be too kind to me, so I can't tell friendship from love.

You believed all the lies I told. The simple sentence I love you, but you never believe it.

We miss telling a good story when we were absent from class together.

I cherish everyone who comments on me, because no one will be idle and care about your mood.

7, you don't love me, you don't belong to me!

Before you cheat me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.

9. [Love is limited, OK? It ends with betrayal and infidelity]

10, looking at the world with a normal heart, flowers bloom and fall.

1 1. Listening to that song and watching the lyrics, tears came down. Do you know my pain now? Do you know my heart hurts?

12, when you meet a warmth except me, the happiness of two people becomes three people crowded together.

13, what's so strange about being thin? I used to be thin, but have you ever been fat?

14, [-Kick down without going down the steps]

15, there is a kind of quietness, calling the old class.

16, sometimes, although I can understand it, I just can't accept it in my heart. Everyone understands the truth, but it is difficult to control my little emotions.

17, whose name did you carve on the table that year?

18, tell me about my present, my future, my everything ~ ~!

19, nothing can replace your existence in my heart.

20. If it sounds too good, don't remember it, let alone take it seriously.

Before you laugh at other people's experiences, ask yourself whether you live a clean and flawless life.

1. Don't forget what others say to you when they are angry, because that's what you look like in others' hearts.

2. A man, with cigarettes, wine and stories.

Time can only change those things that are not strong enough.

4. Is there no direction in the eyes or no light in the heart?

5. The father was very happy that the child got the third place in the exam, but the neighbor came to say that my son got the first place in the grade. If he doesn't get the third place, I'll kill him. Dad suddenly felt that the child really didn't achieve his goal and grabbed the broom to hit the child. The husband who sells vegetables in the market makes lunch for his wife and eats it at the booth. The wife looked at her husband's hard work and was very happy. The woman who came to buy food saw it and said, Oh! What have you eaten? My husband gave me abalone and sea cucumber. The wife looked at the cabbage stewed with tofu in the bowl, and the wronged tears flowed down. You can be unkind, but please be kind and don't disturb the happiness of others.

6. A hedgehog said to a hedgehog, I want to hug you. It says, don't come here, you'll get hurt. Before he finished, he ran to hug him and said, I don't care even if he was black and blue.

7. If we can be together in the end, it really doesn't matter if we are late.

8. What you want to say is in your eyes, in the manuscript box and in your dreams.

9. Before you laugh at other people's experiences, ask yourself if you are clean and flawless.

10. Don't take my respect for you as your presumptuous capital.

1 1. Toys that primary schools can't afford can always start with more pocket money when they grow up. Girls who can't catch up with puberty, wait until she is twenty-five, and get the certificate decisively. The car she envied when she graduated from college can be bought before she retires. The so-called wishes can actually be realized, even unconsciously. When she is afraid, it will no longer be your wish.

12. We can convince others of the same thing, but we can't convince ourselves.

13. One person's happiness is happiness, and two people's happiness is happiness.

14. Once upon a time, we were the gentlest people in the world, lowering our eyebrows for a flower, stopping for a cloud and being moved by a drop of rain.

15. When I put away my smile, exposed my forehead, put on seven or eight centimeters of high heels, and grew my long hair, my temper became better and colder, which was maturity and growth.

16. Persimmons can be softened, but it is not easy to spray their faces when they burst.

17. You are the one I want to show off to the world, but I don't want to share it with anyone.

18. For those who leave, they can only smile and say it won't be far.

19. People who only warm one person are called warm men, and people who warm a group of people are called hot dogs.

20. Give yourself a smile whether you are satisfied or not. You experienced 670 minutes of suffering, you were frustrated by two options, you were confused by disgusting English listening, you saw your efforts fall on the paper, and you heard the rustling of strokes across the test paper. It doesn't matter what the result is, as long as you are innocent at the moment when you finally put down your pen, there will still be dawn.

2 1. Loneliness and excitement are deadly enemies, but they have learned to go hand in hand.

22. There is a kind of person who has good grades and should not be called a schoolmaster. They always pretend not to study before exams. Every time she breaks down after an exam, everyone will comfort her and make her laugh. Finally, the highest level. This kind of person, we call it a learning bitch.

If you understand my stubbornness and willfulness, you will certainly understand the subtext behind my duplicity.

Classic love quotations: protect you from leaving before you get hurt.

1, always born in a casual year, look back across the bank, even if you find love.

I finally decided to end this story.

3. I have been living in my own emotions and growing up in my own emotions.

As long as I live for you, I am not a bubble.

As long as I have you, I will be happy all my life, no matter what the environment.

6. After all, I can't let go. Seeing memories of the past, I still miss you so much.

I'm waiting for someone who will say good night to me that night.

8. Protect you from leaving before you get hurt.

9. I used to care about you, but now I'm too lazy to look at you.

10, I was tossing and turning in hot water, but you were watching from the other side.

1 1. Sometimes I just come here to find a mood similar to my own.

12, a deep memory is not comparable to a lifetime, and it is not comparable to a regret for a long time.

13, possessiveness is appropriate, otherwise it will be lost sooner.

14. True love is not love at first sight, but love over time.

15, some things are not knots, but scars.

16, knowing that you have someone you like, your heart suddenly sank.

17, originally distressed, like this; Hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that you are happy.

18. Every night when the stars set, count my loneliness over and over again.

19, I thought I was strong enough to hold your free hand.

20, with a smile that is desperately concealed, there is still sadness in the corners of the mouth.

2 1 is never a distance, but a decision.

22. Under such a romantic agreement, why is there only a response from words?

I'm just crazy, please don't mind my incoherent speech.

24. I'm just an ordinary person, and I also have my little emotions.

25. Did you feel redundant for a moment?

26. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

I don't think I am mature enough to forgive everything.

I like you because I like you, and I want to wait for you because I don't hide it.

29. I like to get caught in the rain and then look at my left quietly.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

3 1, I said: it's not you who can't let go, it's your time.

32. I am a wayward little girl. What I need is a man who can make me happy and spoil me.

33. Do you miss you so much because you are not together?

34. The oath turned into a lie, and my heart was torn to pieces by you.

Although I am married, I will still remember your kindness to me. Thank you, friend.