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There is a cat on the top of the tower.

Weather: The long winter night has finally passed. Today is the "vernal equinox" among the 24 solar terms. On this day, the day is as long as the night. In the days to come, the days will be longer than the nights.

When exactly did spring come? Baotian and I have been arguing endlessly. Yasuda said that spring came on the day when the hostess took off her cotton-padded jacket and put on a green sweater. I said that spring came on the day when the first spring breeze blew.

Yasuda said, "Blow every day. How do you know which gust is the spring breeze? "

I said, "There is a gust of wind blowing on my face, soft and tender, just like Zhenzi Du's hand touching my face. This gust is the spring breeze. "

Such an argument will never come to fruition, because it will change the subject.

"Mao Ge, look at the clouds in the sky, just like you are now."

I am lying on the grass on the hillside now, with white clouds floating on my head, with different shapes. I don't know which cloud Dibaotian is talking about.

"That's it. Do you see it? The two sharp corners protruding in front are your ears. Why is there no tail at the back? There is still a leg missing on the left ... Oh, I'm sorry, Mao Ge, this is a wounded cloud, not quite like you ... "

That "wounded cloud" is a flowing cloud, and it walks quickly in a hurry. It came to the White Tower, and soon, it passed the top of the tower.

There is a cat on the top of the tower!

I told Yasuda about this discovery. Baotian stood up and put his paw on his forehead: "Oh, my God! There really is a cat on the top of the tower! "

This white tower stands in the center of Cuihu Park, and the top of the tower should be the highest point of the park. Usually, we animals living on the ground pay too much attention to things on the ground and seldom look up at the sky. Today, if I hadn't watched the "injured" cloud, if it hadn't passed the top of the tower, I might never have found a cat on the top of the tower.

The cat at the top of the tower aroused Baotian's curiosity: "What I want to know is what this cat is doing at the top of the tower."

After watching it for a long time, the cat at the top of the tower seems to have done nothing and squatted motionless at the top of the tower.

"The cat just stared blankly at the top of the tower." Baotian lay on the grass slope again. "What I want to know is where I can't be in a daze!" Why does the cat have to go to the top of the tower in a daze? "

If I don't answer Baotian's question, Baotian will ask himself, "Oh, I see. Being in a daze at the top of the tower is the highest state of being in a daze, which shows that the level of being in a daze is very high ... "

What? It's a mess This is the way of thinking-at sixes and sevens.

I was deeply attracted by the cat on the top of the tower. This is a rare tiger cat, with yellow and black fur and shining golden light in the sun. Seen from a distance, it looks like a sculpture coated with gold powder.

I can't see the cat's face clearly because there is a green lake between the hillside and the white tower. However, no matter from any angle, the posture of the cat squatting on the top of the tower is very elegant, so I conclude that this is a female cat.

In the afternoon, more cats came to Cuihu Park to bask in the sun. Jingba dog hurried to tell everyone, so all the cats in the park knew that there was a cat on the top of the tower.

All the cats gathered under the white tower and looked up at the cats on the top of the tower.

What does she mean? This "beautiful cat" with snow-white and hairless body asked about the "fashion trendsetters" around her. Fashion trendsetters are all black, so black that there is not even a hair. This black and white fashionista and beautiful cat always like to stay together. They think that white cats and black cats are really noble cats. For the tigress who is neither a black cat nor a white cat at the top of the tower, fashionistas and beautiful cats don't care about her at all.

"What does she want?" "Dark clouds cover snow" asked the "dragging a gun in the snow" around her.

Yun Gaixue is a female cat with black body and only four white claws. The gun dragged in the snow is a male cat with a white body and only a black tail. They think that only dark clouds cover the snow and dragging a gun in the snow is the best cat, so they don't pay attention to the tiger cat at the top of the tower.

The rare cat looked up and talked about the cat on the top of the tower. The cat at the top of the tower knew nothing about all this under her feet, but she remained motionless at the top of the tower.

My neck aches and my eyes are tired. Dark clouds covered with snow, dragging guns in the snow to leave first. "Have what good-looking of? I just want to show off. " They walked away contemptuously.

There is really nothing to see.

Fashion trendsetters and beautiful cats have also left. Later, those rare cats also scattered one after another.

"Mao Ge, let's go too." Baotian has a sore neck and tired eyes. "It's time for Zhenzi Du to leave school."

I believe that when I mention Zhenzi Du, I will definitely go home. However, I don't want to go home now. The cat on the top of the tower attracted me deeply. While appreciating her elegant manners, I felt her inner loneliness. She reminds me of a tiger walking alone in the jungle. Tiger is my favorite idol. Although we are both cats and related by blood, I have only seen tigers in the TV program Animal World.

Yasuda left the park alone. This is the first time I didn't go home with her.

Reply: "butterfly swimming √ serial", "diary of laughing cat" and "cat on the tower"

The Cat Club in the Woods

Weather: From morning to afternoon, the thunder has been rolling again, coming from the depths of the sky vaguely. Look at the calendar on Zhenzi Du's desk, only to know that today is the "shock" in the 24 solar terms. From this day on, hibernating animals will come out one after another.

Every morning, Zhenzi Du and I are awakened by the alarm clock. Zhenzi Du will stay in bed until her mother tells her to lift the quilt.

After getting up, Zhenzi Du was in a hurry, brushing his teeth, washing his face, combing his hair and having breakfast. She will finish all this in 20 minutes. When going out, she will carry the pot of potato seedlings in the room to the balcony and put it in a sunny place. She will also tear a piece of bread secretly left into pieces and scatter it on the balcony for the chickens to eat. At this time, Zhenzi Du is the most gentle and lovely girl in the world.

Jingba Dog Club will always wait for me at the elevator door on the first floor. These days, she has some dissatisfaction with me. She likes sweet garlic as much as her hostess. She knows I can't stand the smell of garlic in her mouth, but she deliberately doesn't gargle or chew gum these days.

Baotian's dissatisfaction with me began on the day when we found the cat on the top of the white tower in Cuihu Park. She told me sourly more than once, and now I only have her in my heart, not her. The first "she" refers to the tiger cat at the top of the tower; The second "she" refers to Yasuda herself.

Yasuda spat garlic in my face as soon as he saw me. I ran away quickly.

I ran towards Cuihu Park. In the distance, I saw the top of the tower. There was a cat on the top of the tower. I don't know when she will go up and when she will come down every day. In short, every morning, when I go to the park, she is already on the top of the tower; Every night, when I leave the park, she is still on the top of the tower.

It's still that hillside. Although the morning sun hasn't shone on this hillside yet, lying here can just look up at the cat on the top of his tower from the best angle. I just lay down, and the next day the Beijing Ba dog came after me.

"Mao Ge, the sun hasn't come. Aren't you cold lying here? "

I quietly looked at the cat at the top of the tower and didn't want to say anything.

At this time, there was a faint rolling thunder from the distant sky.

"What's that noise?" Di Baotian is an imaginative Beijing Ba dog. "It seems that someone is playing drums in the sky, but it seems that many people are running."

I told Baotian it was thunder.

"I only know that there will be thunder in summer, there will be lightning before thunder, and it will rain after thunder." Looking at the sky in confusion.

I told Baotian that there is spring thunder in the sky now.

"Oh, Mao Ge, I almost forgot!" Baotian has a bad memory. "When I passed the grove just now, I saw many cats having a meeting there. They asked me to take a message for you and invite you to attend the meeting. "

"Meeting?"

I think it's ridiculous. I have always been a loner, and I seldom spend time with them. I remember once they forced me to attend a meeting to discuss whether cats should laugh. All the cats at the meeting said that cats should not laugh, because none of them can laugh. I don't care about them. Since they don't like my smile and get angry when they see it, I won't associate with them. Therefore, among my kind, I have no good friends.

Baotian has never had a meeting. She really wants to see how the cats have a meeting and hear what they will say.

"I heard that those cats often have meetings in the Woods of the park. Please take me once! "

"How boring!"

I am not interested in such a meeting. My eyes still haven't left the cat at the top of the tower.

At this moment, a group of cats ran towards the hillside.

Dragging a gun in the snow, he rushed in front of me: "Laughing cat, we are all waiting for you to go to the meeting. Why don't you go? "

I laughed. It was sarcasm.

"What does your meeting have to do with me?"

"Why is it not important?" Fashion trendsetters jumped up with black bodies. "Aren't you a cat?"

I think it's strange. Dragging a gun in the snow and fashionistas are usually two male cats at odds. How can they vent their anger through one nostril now?

I smiled, that was a sneer.

"Am I a cat? Do I have to attend your cat meeting?

"I know you don't want to join our cat party, but this time, you must."

Snow-covered clouds with white claws said slowly, but in a very arrogant tone. As she is a precious cat, she is a fearless person.

"Yes, you must attend!"

The beautiful cat as white as a whistle jumped out and stood beside the dark clouds and snow. I think it's even stranger. Beautiful cats and dark clouds cover snow have always been a pair of female cats that are incompatible with each other. How can they be as good as sisters today?

"Tell me, why do I have to attend this meeting?"

I was lying on the grass again, with my front paws behind my head and my back paws sticking up badly.

Pull out a gun in the snow and say angrily, "Because the meeting we are going to have is about cats!" " "He held a paw high, pointing to the cat on the top of the tower.

Look at the faces of other cats. They are all filled with indignation. I sat up and asked, "Does that cat have anything to do with you?"

"Why is it not important?"

Several cats roared at me in unison.

I didn't want to join this cat party, but after hearing the cat's roar, I really want to hear what the cat at the top of the tower has to do with these cats on the ground.

I stood up and said, "Come on, I'll accompany you to the meeting."

A group of cats rushed down the hillside and into the Woods.

There are some cats waiting in the Woods.

Soon, everyone curled up in a circle and their tails bent in one direction.

Fashion trendsetters in the snow squatted side by side with guns, and they looked at each other. I can see that they are very proud. At least the battle in front of them makes them feel that there are many cats here and the cats at the top of the tower are weak.

This cat will be open from morning till noon, and some will be open from noon to afternoon. Every cat must speak to show his attitude towards the cat at the top of the tower.

Finally, only I didn't speak. I didn't hear anything they said. I've been staring at the cat at the top of the tower.

Dragging a gun in the snow has to remind me: "Laughing cat, it's your turn to talk."

I burst out laughing. In normal times, my laughter will definitely make these cats angry, because they can't laugh and can't tolerate other cats laughing. But today they seem to be particularly tolerant of me, because now they have to deal with the tiger cat at the top of the tower.

"What can I say?" I asked.

"Say what's on your mind." This beautiful cat has never spoken to me in such a gentle tone. She always ignores me when she sees me at ordinary times. "Laughing cat, what do you think of the cat at the top of the tower?"

"I have no opinion."

Dark clouds cover the snow, making a fuss: "Laughing cat, how can you have no opinion?"

"I have an opinion!"

The sky suddenly rushed into the circle surrounded by these cats. She has been listening carefully to every cat's speech, and she feels that she should also speak.

This is a cat meeting. Suddenly a dog came in, and it was a silly Beijing Ba dog, which made the cat who presided over the meeting, the gun in the snow, very angry.

"Our cat is in a meeting. What is the dog doing here? "

Baotian said, "I have something to say."

Dragging a gun in the snow and kicking his eyes: "Please leave at once."

At this moment, I stepped forward and said, "She is my good friend. You let her go and I'll go. "

I left the grove with Baotian. I had a cat meeting all day, so I was disturbed by the plot.

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The Cat Club in the Woods

Weather: From morning to afternoon, the thunder has been rolling again, coming from the depths of the sky vaguely. Look at the calendar on Zhenzi Du's desk, only to know that today is the "shock" in the 24 solar terms. From this day on, hibernating animals will come out one after another.

Every morning, Zhenzi Du and I are awakened by the alarm clock. Zhenzi Du will stay in bed until her mother tells her to lift the quilt.

After getting up, Zhenzi Du was in a hurry, brushing his teeth, washing his face, combing his hair and having breakfast. She will finish all this in 20 minutes. When going out, she will carry the pot of potato seedlings in the room to the balcony and put it in a sunny place. She will also tear a piece of bread secretly left into pieces and scatter it on the balcony for the chickens to eat. At this time, Zhenzi Du is the most gentle and lovely girl in the world.

Jingba Dog Club will always wait for me at the elevator door on the first floor. These days, she has some dissatisfaction with me. She likes sweet garlic as much as her hostess. She knows I can't stand the smell of garlic in her mouth, but she deliberately doesn't gargle or chew gum these days.

Baotian's dissatisfaction with me began on the day when we found the cat on the top of the white tower in Cuihu Park. She told me sourly more than once, and now I only have her in my heart, not her. The first "she" refers to the tiger cat at the top of the tower; The second "she" refers to Yasuda herself.

Yasuda spat garlic in my face as soon as he saw me. I ran away quickly.

I ran towards Cuihu Park. In the distance, I saw the top of the tower. There was a cat on the top of the tower. I don't know when she will go up and when she will come down every day. In short, every morning, when I go to the park, she is already on the top of the tower; Every night, when I leave the park, she is still on the top of the tower.

It's still that hillside. Although the morning sun hasn't shone on this hillside yet, lying here can just look up at the cat on the top of his tower from the best angle. I just lay down, and the next day the Beijing Ba dog came after me.

"Mao Ge, the sun hasn't come. Aren't you cold lying here? "

I quietly looked at the cat at the top of the tower and didn't want to say anything.

At this time, there was a faint rolling thunder from the distant sky.

"What's that noise?" Di Baotian is an imaginative Beijing Ba dog. "It seems that someone is playing drums in the sky, but it seems that many people are running."

I told Baotian it was thunder.

"I only know that there will be thunder in summer, there will be lightning before thunder, and it will rain after thunder." Looking at the sky in confusion.

I told Baotian that there is spring thunder in the sky now.

"Oh, Mao Ge, I almost forgot!" Baotian has a bad memory. "When I passed the grove just now, I saw many cats having a meeting there. They asked me to take a message for you and invite you to attend the meeting. "

"Meeting?"

I think it's ridiculous. I have always been a loner, and I seldom spend time with them. I remember once they forced me to attend a meeting to discuss whether cats should laugh. All the cats at the meeting said that cats should not laugh, because none of them can laugh. I don't care about them. Since they don't like my smile and get angry when they see it, I won't associate with them. Therefore, among my kind, I have no good friends.

Baotian has never had a meeting. She really wants to see how the cats have a meeting and hear what they will say.

"I heard that those cats often have meetings in the Woods of the park. Please take me once! "

"How boring!"

I am not interested in such a meeting. My eyes still haven't left the cat at the top of the tower.

At this moment, a group of cats ran towards the hillside.

Dragging a gun in the snow, he rushed in front of me: "Laughing cat, we are all waiting for you to go to the meeting. Why don't you go? "

I laughed. It was sarcasm.

"What does your meeting have to do with me?"

"Why is it not important?" Fashion trendsetters jumped up with black bodies. "Aren't you a cat?"

I think it's strange. Dragging a gun in the snow and fashionistas are usually two male cats at odds. How can they vent their anger through one nostril now?

I smiled, that was a sneer.

"Am I a cat? Do I have to attend your cat meeting?

"I know you don't want to join our cat party, but this time, you must."

Snow-covered clouds with white claws said slowly, but in a very arrogant tone. As she is a precious cat, she is a fearless person.

"Yes, you must attend!"

The beautiful cat as white as a whistle jumped out and stood beside the dark clouds and snow. I think it's even stranger. Beautiful cats and dark clouds cover snow have always been a pair of female cats that are incompatible with each other. How can they be as good as sisters today?

"Tell me, why do I have to attend this meeting?"

I was lying on the grass again, with my front paws behind my head and my back paws sticking up badly.

Pull out a gun in the snow and say angrily, "Because the meeting we are going to have is about cats!" " "He held a paw high, pointing to the cat on the top of the tower.

Look at the faces of other cats. They are all filled with indignation. I sat up and asked, "Does that cat have anything to do with you?"

"Why is it not important?"

Several cats roared at me in unison.

I didn't want to join this cat party, but after hearing the cat's roar, I really want to hear what the cat at the top of the tower has to do with these cats on the ground.

I stood up and said, "Come on, I'll accompany you to the meeting."

A group of cats rushed down the hillside and into the Woods.

There are some cats waiting in the Woods.

Soon, everyone curled up in a circle and their tails bent in one direction.

Fashion trendsetters in the snow squatted side by side with guns, and they looked at each other. I can see that they are very proud. At least the battle in front of them makes them feel that there are many cats here and the cats at the top of the tower are weak.

This cat will be open from morning till noon, and some will be open from noon to afternoon. Every cat must speak to show his attitude towards the cat at the top of the tower.

Finally, only I didn't speak. I didn't hear anything they said. I've been staring at the cat at the top of the tower.

Dragging a gun in the snow has to remind me: "Laughing cat, it's your turn to talk."

I burst out laughing. In normal times, my laughter will definitely make these cats angry, because they can't laugh and can't tolerate other cats laughing. But today they seem to be particularly tolerant of me, because now they have to deal with the tiger cat at the top of the tower.

"What can I say?" I asked.

"Say what's on your mind." This beautiful cat has never spoken to me in such a gentle tone. She always ignores me when she sees me at ordinary times. "Laughing cat, what do you think of the cat at the top of the tower?"

"I have no opinion."

Dark clouds cover the snow, making a fuss: "Laughing cat, why don't you have an opinion?"

"I have an opinion!"

The sky suddenly rushed into the circle surrounded by these cats. She has been listening carefully to every cat's speech, and she feels that she should also speak.

This is a cat meeting. Suddenly a dog came in, and it was a silly Beijing Ba dog, which made the cat who presided over the meeting, the gun in the snow, very angry.

"Our cat is in a meeting. What is the dog doing here? "

Baotian said, "I have something to say."

Dragging a gun in the snow and kicking his eyes: "Please leave at once."

At this moment, I stepped forward and said, "She is my good friend. You let her go and I'll go. "

I left the grove with Baotian. I had a cat meeting all day, so I was disturbed by the plot.

Fox coat

Weather: The weather in spring is like a child's face. It changes when you say it. Yesterday was sunny, but today it seems to be back to the cold winter.

I saw that Zhenzi Du had changed into the white down jacket with a hat, and there was a circle of white hair on the brim. I like her wearing this dress and a hat. The circle of white hair set off her face. She is like Snow White.

Zhenzi Du's mother changed into that fox fur coat. She seems very happy, because it's cold again, and she can wear this expensive fox fur coat again.

Unfortunately, today is the weekend, and Zhenzi Du's mother doesn't go to work. She can't show off in front of others in this fox coat.

Zhenzi Du's mother is sometimes stubborn. If she has an idea, she must realize it. Zhenzi Du's mother called her sister, Ma Xiaotiao's mother: "Sister, it's so cold today. Take Ma Xiaotiao. Let's go shopping first and eat hot pot at noon. "

Ma Xiaotiao's mother loves shopping, not because she loves shopping, but because she is a window designer. Shopping gave her a lot of inspiration. Ma Xiaotiao, he likes hot pot very much. Of course, Zhenzi Du's mother would not refuse such an invitation.

Sure enough, before long, Ma Xiaotiao and his mother came. Ma Xiaotiao's mother is a real beauty. She looks different with a big shawl with a classical pattern.

"Let's go!"

Zhenzi Du's mother can't wait to show her fox fur coat to others.

"Wait a minute!" Ma Xiaotiao sees rare animals. "Menstruation is coming, what are you wearing?"

"Fox coat. This is a fox fur coat. "

"Really?"

"Of course it's true. Feel it. " Zhenzi Du's mother grabbed Ma Xiaotiao's hand and put it on her fur coat. "It's really fox hair. The tip of each hair is like a needle, but it's not as hard as a needle. It is soft and elastic. "

Zhenzi Du's mother knows a lot about animal fur, so she speaks it very well.

Ma Xiaotiao said, "The real fox hair should be on the fox. How can it be on you? "

I smiled, that kind of happy smile. Ma Xiaotiao often says things that make me laugh.

Zhenzi Du's mother kicked me and said to Ma Xiaotiao's mother, "Sister, you really should take care of Ma Xiaotiao's importunate problem."

Ma Xiaotiao's mother immediately said, "Ma Xiaotiao, don't talk nonsense!"

"I am not talking nonsense!" Ma Xiaotiao is confident and has a few veins standing out around his neck. "Everyone should protect animals, but wear fox fur during menstruation ..."

Zhenzi Du's mother said, "foxes are cunning and bad animals."

Ma Xiaotiao said, "All animals are our good friends. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? The fox is the natural enemy of the mouse. "

Zhenzi Du's mother really didn't know that foxes eat mice. All she knows is that foxes steal chickens.

Looking at Zhenzi Du's mother's jaw-dropping, Zhenzi Du said even more horribly, "Mom, aren't you afraid that the fox will turn into a fox and come to you?"

Ma Xiaotiao added oil and vinegar: "The ghost of the fox will still appear in your dream ..."

Zhenzi Du's mother became angry from embarrassment: "Shut up both of you!"

Ma Xiaotiao began to beg his menstruation: "Please, menstruation! Please don't go out in this dress. "

"It's strange that children are responsible for dressing adults!" Zhenzi Du's mother is even more angry.

"Menstruation is coming, and I feel embarrassed when you go out in such clothes. People will say that Ma Xiaotiao, who loves animals, walks with a man wearing animal fur. "

Zhenzi Du knows her mother better than Ma Xiaotiao. She knows that her mother is stubborn. So she came up with a prank to treat her mother. She gave Ma Xiaotiao a wink, and Ma Xiaotiao knowingly followed Zhenzi Du into her room.

I saw Zhenzi Du write a line vertically on a piece of white paper cut into strips: This is real fox hair! Ma Xiaotiao stuck double-sided tape on the north side of this note. Then, Zhenzi Du put me in the basket and covered me with a small cotton blanket.

Zhenzi Du's mother thinks that Zhenzi Du and Ma Xiaotiao stayed in the room for a long time because they wanted to take me out, so she focused all her attention on me.

"Zhenzi Du, don't laugh at the cat."

Zhenzi Du said, "If Laughing Cat doesn't go, I won't go either."

Ma Xiaotiao's mother is so nice. She said to ask Zhenzi Du to take me.

When I went downstairs, I found that Ma Xiaotiao had put the note on Zhenzi Du's mother's back. In order not to let Ma Xiaotiao's mother find out, Ma Xiaotiao took her and walked in front of Zhenzi Du and her mother.

When she arrived at the store, Zhenzi Du's mother forgot all the unpleasant things that happened at home, because many people were watching her, and they all came to see her from behind.

Zhenzi Du's mother feels good. She has never been so conspicuous. She also took the steps of modeling-just like our cat. She felt that everyone around her was staring at her.

However, Zhenzi Du's mother soon found that people looked at her in a strange way, as if they were not admiring or admiring, and the smiles on their faces were strange.

An old man read aloud behind her: "This is the real fox hair!" "

When Zhenzi Du's mother looked back, the old man got a fright.

Just a few steps later, another young man read behind her: "This is real fox skin!" " "

The young man made a face at Zhenzi Du as soon as his mother turned around.

Zhenzi Du's mother is not very confident, and her steps are a little messy.

"This is the hair of a real fox!"

"This is the hair of a real fox!"

This kind of voice is endless.

Zhenzi Du's mother tried to cover her ears. She took off her fur coat and left the shop like a runaway.

Luckily, when Zhenzi Du's mother took off her coat, the note fell to the ground, so no one knew it was Zhenzi Du and Ma Xiaotiao except me.

Pretend to be a Dalmatian

Weather: I don't believe it will snow in spring, but there are really thin and bright things floating in the sky.

The elevator descended to the eighth floor. The hostess of Bagou Baotian in Beijing stepped into the elevator. She is wearing an imitation leather coat with black spots on a white background today. She always likes to dress like herself. Baotian won't wear such clothes today, will she?