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If it doesn't rain under an umbrella, just say it.

Does anyone go out with an umbrella? It doesn't rain, and it doesn't rain.

It doesn't rain with an umbrella, or it is a storm without an umbrella!

I can't guarantee that it won't rain in your world, but I brought an umbrella.

It won't rain with an umbrella, and it will rain without an umbrella.

It rains without an umbrella at school, and it does rain without an umbrella.

If it doesn't rain, take an umbrella; if it rains, don't take an umbrella. I really admire myself.

Pack up and get ready to get off work right away. It's not good outside It didn't rain all afternoon. It's really weird. I brought an umbrella specially today, but it didn't rain. It seems that it never rains every time I bring an umbrella. It's really boring that she has to get off without it.

Life, no umbrella when it rains, no umbrella when it rains.

If it doesn't rain, take an umbrella, if it rains, don't take it.

Have you ever had a day when it rains without an umbrella?

Life is when you take an umbrella and it doesn't rain, but you forget to take it when it rains. You don't have to twist yourself to please the world. In the past today, no one knows what will happen tomorrow. What you have to do now is to be kind to this minute, this hour and this day.

Pray that it will not rain tomorrow.

Pray that it will not rain tomorrow. (1) 1. Two fools are relaxing in the mountains and going to climb the mountain tomorrow.

I hope someone stays up all night to pick you up in the rain and say I love you.

I hope it will rain during the day and rain all day tomorrow, and stay in my room quietly, not going anywhere and not talking to anyone, so as to be quiet.

4. At three o'clock in the morning, I was scratching outside the window, with moderate rain and stomachache. I ran to the bathroom and squatted for at least twenty minutes. I forgot to turn on the ventilator. The weather is hot and stuffy. I need to take a bus to a center today. There is no direct subway. The map shows that the journey takes about one and a half hours. I haven't taken a bus for a long time. I hope it won't rain.

It's very hot these days, and I don't want to rain. When it rains, the temperature will drop and summer will be over. I wish it could last forever.

6.ah, it's raining outside. I hope it's louder, or I'll sleep in cross talk. I haven't listened to music for a long time. ...

I hope it won't rain again before I dry my clothes.

8. Just after a typhoon left, another one came. I hope it won't rain when I go shopping tomorrow.

9. I hope to have the power to love everything at will, whether it's the rainy day when I go out or the north wind on my way home.

10. Shijiazhuang this year is really strange. People are different when it rains a lot. It is very hot here every summer, but it is only this summer. It is raining strangely. Is he implying something to us? Or ...? The summer of graduation is coming to an end, and everyone seems to get along well, but what should we do? They all live in confusion, but they are miserable and poor. I hope it won't rain again. It washes away the heat in summer and brings the coolness in autumn. I hope, hope and pray until the end of the year. I won't do this anymore, you will be better than now. I think I will try to remember this summer. It brought me a lot and took me a lot.

1 1. Look at cattle, sheep and horses feeding alpacas! Drink Mongolian milk tea in the morning, eat authentic instant-boiled mutton in the afternoon and roast whole sheep in the evening. This red fruit is super delicious, but I don't know its name! I hope it won't rain tomorrow! !

12. Typhoon again. I hope it won't rain at work.

13. I'm tired today. Go to bed quickly. I hope it won't rain. I can go to the pond after work tomorrow.

14. I hope it won't rain or wind tomorrow, so I can eat spicy food.

15. Roommates and sisters are really cute. A girl was hooked up by a fan, but she didn't know what to say when she was doing it. Another sister, Duang, had to take her river out and said it was best to wake up with beer [frowning]. I hope it won't rain during the rush hour tomorrow.

16. No ... it was not a good dream. I cried in my dream ... it rained. I hope grandma, grandparents and grandpa can be healthy (; д; )

17. Strong wind, it is estimated that it will rain later. I hope you have closed the doors and windows. Sweet dreams. Good night.

18. I'm going to Yunnan today. I hope everything is safe, smooth, safe and secure. It won't rain again. Today is a good day for me to take pictures.

19. Pack my things ~ I'm leaving tomorrow to see Mimi Bao Xiao ~ I hope everything goes well ~ There will be no more wind and rain.

After reading it, I laughed and didn't want to say anything. Everyone has been stubborn in youth, but I may be more paranoid. Good night, I hope it won't rain tomorrow, that's all.

Pray that it will not rain tomorrow. Recommendation (2) 1. It is raining. It's raining and I want you to spend Valentine's Day ~

It has been raining. I wish you a good mood, good luck, explosions, sincere messages, thoughts in your heart, and best wishes forever. Life is sweeter than honey, and you will be healthy and happy for ten thousand years.

3, words are like a dose of medicine, which can stop all the pain. I heard Saraf flapping his wings. Keep dancing, shining with warm luster. So honey, we should all take good care of ourselves. Loving you equals loving ourselves.

It rained on my birthday today. The rain hit a bone, lost a gold chain and was copied. What a pity #

It's really romantic to have someone to walk with when it rains.

6. The most regrettable thing in life. There is nothing better than: no umbrella when it rains and no bowl when you eat.

If only it rained every time I wanted to cry in the street.

It rains because the sky can't bear its weight, just as it tears because the heart can't bear its pain.

9. Children's shoes that play computer games in thunder and rain are not afraid of crossing?

10, the heaviest is winter rain. She is so cold and sad. Looking back in the drumming shower will remind you of the past melancholy and the beautiful night of attachment.

1 1. Who will accompany me when I am sad? Who will coax me when I am sad? Who will wait for me in the rain when it rains?

12, you walk in the rain, you never take an umbrella; You have your own sky. It never rains.

13, enjoy the back garden with a little spring rain, and the rain is fragrant and a hundred flowers are residual. Holding hot tea, floating across thousands of waters in Qian Shan. Lack of blessing, keep warm when listening to the rain on rainy days. The heart is like a double-net Qian Qian knot, which is to please anyone. I wish you health and happiness every day!

14, when the rain comes, happiness is like thunder, and troubles are driven away; Good luck is like the wind, let leisure follow; Feelings like rain moisten life. It thundered in the sky and rained on the ground. May you be doubly happy and intoxicated!

15. It rains in every city, just like I miss you everywhere.

16, I suddenly found myself no longer a child, and I had to face many things.

17, the most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but the eaves you have escaped.

18, it rained again today, and I am very happy and happy to have you by my side.

19, it rains every day, and I feel bored and annoyed.

20. Why does it rain during the term of school? 1. Reveal the background of the story. 2. Render a bleak atmosphere. 3. Suggest the tragic fate of the characters.

Pray that it will not rain tomorrow. Recommendation (3) 1. Can the rain stop? ...

I hope it won't rain. ...

It always rains in Qianshan, so it doesn't rain, and the Great Wall never falls. It rained heavily this morning.

God, please help me not to rain, so that my parents feel refreshed and less tired at work!

Don't rain I don't want to go home wet on rainy days. Very troublesome. Besides, I'm looking forward to buying strawberries at Gong Hu University for the last time.

6. Miss went to bed at 9: 30, watched the weather forecast several times, and kept worrying and asked, "Will it rain tomorrow?" I looked at the weather forecast and said, "I don't think so!" " Show sunny days! "But I'm not sure," but the weather forecast is always inaccurate recently. I wonder if it will rain! ""Miss prayed n times before going to bed, hoping it wouldn't rain. Today's English corner story is apples.

7. It must not rain tomorrow. If it rains, I can't eat ... ho ho.

8. Do you mind if it doesn't rain?

9. Is it hot? Never get too hot. Is it raining? Never rain, you can't see anything clearly when it rains. Is it windy? Don't blow the hair randomly. It's better to have a clean oncoming wind. You leave in the wind, and the wind washes away your thoughts, looking up at the blue sky overhead, as if walking on the road in the sky.

10. Last night, my son heard the weather forecast that it might rain at the weekend. He was disappointed and asked me if the camping would be cancelled. Fant can't go either? If we can't go camping, we'll find a place to camp and sleep for one night. I hope it won't rain. The boy is looking forward to camping.

1 1. Why do I always have a premonition of rain in my eyes? Even walking in the crowd, I feel very lonely.

12, there is no rainbow without rain, and there is no success without hard work.

13, it's raining, so I choose to hide in the rain, so you probably can't see my tears.

14, there are always many disappointments in life. For example, a dog mispronounced a word today, which made me excited for a long time. For example, people are always separated by time and space. For example, plans can't keep up with changes. For example, it rains when it rains in fine weather. For example, I don't want to study and play games, such as me and you.

15, Vision Wei: Some people pay for things, while others hold umbrellas when it rains, even if they feel romantic.

16, in fact, every heartless mushroom will cry for someone.

17, watching the class teacher "rain" every day, I really want to find an umbrella. . . .

18, there is nothing to miss, because it rained and everything started again.

19. It will rain tomorrow. I'll wait for you under the Paris Tower. Let's break up.

When it rains, tell yourself that if you dare to rain, I will dare to get wet.

Pray that it will not rain tomorrow. Recommendation (4) 1. Happiness is not difficult, just like it blows outside the window, and no one understands the mood of the weather at this time.

2. What was washed away when it rained; What did the sun bring after the rain? No, none.

Remember, on a rainy day, you said you would love me very much, and now it rains again, taking away all our vows.

When it rains, am I the only one who still gets wet with an umbrella?

There is a fool who always likes to say: it rains, and it rains easily.

6. I once said that I am a person who likes rainy days, because rain can move me and calm me down. The rainy day in winter is the drizzle. I have no strength and occasionally fall on my body. It is also accepted by my coat and hair, and my skin is hard to feel. Wind and rain always fly aimlessly, without an umbrella, the rain is broken. ...

7. I like rain. I like standing in the rain and getting wet, because no one will know even if you cry.

8. I like rain. Because it's the only way. If I cry, I won't let you know.

9. What moved me was not that you gave me an umbrella when it rained, but that you got wet with me.

10. I'm not so fancy now, but I still like rain. When it rains, I like to sit by the window and count the raindrops alone.

1 1. When the whole world makes an appointment to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear up the heart together.

12. If you know it will rain, you should take an umbrella. If you know there will be no result, please don't start.

13. I don't know why, but I really like rainy days, perhaps because it can wash away my painful heart.

14. It rained yesterday, but it's sunny today, so is our love.

15. It's raining, and I'm thinking about you.

16. It rains every day and I feel depressed.

17. Whenever it rains, I will still think of you, thinking of those pictures that even my breathing makes me heartache.

18. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree and be proud. Pointing to the sky, I want to cross, too!

19. It's raining, so you can take an umbrella. It's raining, what should I do?

20. I like rainy days because it is suitable for being in a daze. But I don't like windy days, and I'm worried that my beloved short hair will be messed up by the wind. The important thing is that contact lenses will cry when they meet the wind, and that kind of scene will be very embarrassing.

Never walk in the rain without an umbrella! Because you have your own sky and it never rains.

1. "I'm so afraid that one day you will suddenly stop loving me." "Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you? "

I love rainy days, as if the sky saw our story and shed tears for us. I like to go out in the rain on rainy days, so that I can temporarily forget the bitterness buried in my heart.

3. I'm crazy! It's okay at ordinary times, and it will be crazy when it rains! There will be a lot of tears on rainy days. So don't mess with me on rainy days! Otherwise, tears will flood! Crying incessantly on rainy days. Then I'll keep crying ...

Everything has advantages and disadvantages, and people are always so contradictory. It's like loving rainy days and listening to the sound of rain ticking. But I also hate rainy days, trapping people in one place.

5. Sunny days are not necessarily good days, and all the sadness is precipitated in the clear sky of Wan Li; Rainy days are not always sad. Rainy days can be used to get wet and cool the turbid mood. Rainy days can be sunny days, sunny days are also rainy days, hazy and at a loss, dark and at a loss. If you are fine, what's wrong with sunny and rainy days?

6. I choose kindness, not because I am weak, but because I understand that people are not animals, and evil will be rewarded; I choose tolerance, not because I am timid, but because I understand that I have tolerated others and I have tolerated myself; I choose to be confused, not really confused, because I understand that some things come when I can't compete; I choose a dull life, not because I don't expect prosperity, but because I understand that fame and fortune are floating clouds, and only by enduring loneliness can I sublimate.

7. After lunch today, it suddenly became dark, the wind was blowing, the small trees were dancing, and the birds were hiding in their nests. Soon, it was bright again, but it began to rain. Raindrops as big as beans fall and make a "snapping" sound. It's raining harder and harder, and there is water like a river at the door. Under the eaves, pearl-like raindrops lined up. Thunder rumbled.

8. I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will stumble, too. We often lose our practice in prosperity because of self-reliance and will never become a Buddha.

9. In your life, there will always be someone who is your bright moonlight. In your life, there is always one person who is your achilles heel, one person is your endless lovesickness tears, and one person is your heart knot. In life, there are few friends who can accompany us to the end, and it is always good to accompany us one after another. Life is bittersweet and salty, and it tastes like drinking a glass of water.

10. You can't ask the person you love to love you, just like explaining to a pig why it rains. Where are you hiding, aren't you? I can only reach it along the petals falling in the rain.

1 1. At the intersection of reunion, you fluttered, smiled knowingly and passed him without stopping. Forgotten rivers and lakes, forgotten street corners, I am desperate and black and blue. Finally, I waited for you, but I couldn't wait for your memories. And you, still beautiful, still have familiar clear eyes, but the person around you is no longer me, and there is no longer my memory in your mind. So, I dragged my tired body with pain all over the ground, let the relentless rain wet my arm, let it hit my heart and drown every breath about you.

12. The wind blows the memory into a long line, and the original clear footprints are covered with dust, and the foregone conclusion between us cannot be changed. I like rain because it is very comfortable. I like rain because I am happy. I like rain because it is as sad as me.

13. It rains every day, but I won't be bothered by rainy days. Life is short, be kind to yourself, and tomorrow will be better. Rainy days are good. I like it. I think rainy days represent baptism, refreshing the world, refreshing the air, and the sound of rain is nice. It's just that the ground is wet after the rain and I feel uncomfortable. I like sleeping in rainy days, which is very comfortable. Good night, earthlings!

14. Cowards have died many times before they die; A brave man only dies once in his life. Of all the strange things, people's fear of death is the strangest.

15. It's raining, and the rainy mood seems to be my own, a little cold and a little lonely. Rain with a hint of melancholy, but also with a hint of quiet rainy day is a medicine, so that I have been impetuous and quiet; Rainy day is an exclusive space that makes me happy and sad. Rainy day is a string of wind chimes of memory, which makes me go back to the past in my own thoughts and listen to the bell that is still ringing. Rainy days are not a sign of melancholy, but a sign of happiness.

16. It's drizzling and my mood is repeated. The aestheticism at this moment is a step of tracing back time and a quiet meditation.

17. I like rainy days, which accumulate slowly like many troubles and negative emotions. One day the rain will clear up and let people see the beauty after the rain-rainbow: I like rainy days, and there will always be sunshine and excitement after the rain. I like rainy days … I like everything about rainy days.

18. This season, this rain, has been a long time, and I don't remember the traces of rain. I don't know whether I forgot the rain or isolated myself.

19. Die in the sunshine, die in the most gorgeous environment, be elated but open to tea. The distant mountains are hazy in the rain, and the majestic ridges are swaying in the rain.

20. The drizzle caresses me and warms my heart; Crazy rain hits me and teaches me; Ruthless rain fell on me and taught me to go home early. There is such a long distance between heaven and earth, and dark clouds are floating in the sky like rain, one by one, far away from the village.

You have your own sky. It never rains.

1, light! If you really exist, please light up my heart and dispel the lingering sadness. Although the black man is black, he lives in the sun.

2. The air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

I am eager to be collected, properly placed and carefully preserved all my life. Avoid my surprise, pain, wandering, and no branches to follow. But that man, I know, I always knew, he would never come. -Kuang Kuang's "A Woman"

4, love is waiting, and the most helpless thing is that love has gone and never returned; Love is face to face, and the most exciting thing is relative silence; Love is heart to heart, and the saddest thing is that Laoyan flies away. Open your hand, the cold is the moonlight in the middle of the night. Can you lock your fingers? Open and happy, silent is the river of years, can you sail along it? Play a song and listen to the life of a snowman. Do you watch it every year? Refers to warm heart, love is waiting, love is silent, love is in the heart!

I will never know who I love until the end.

6. How to compensate for the time I miss you and the way I love you.

7. I was so affectionate and scarred that I finally learned to be heartless.

8. After many years, I finally asked for flowers with tears in my eyes, but I was speechless, but I was stunned and my eyebrows flew in an instant. Still like snow, endless fleeting time, the years are deeply imprinted on the face, and unruly has already turned into dust with the wind.

9. Love is like a poppy, beautiful but hurtful.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

1 1, a smile can achieve gorgeous love, and a look can resist loneliness.

12, sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

13, the most easily forgotten thing in the world is love.

14, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

15. When you go out in the future, no matter the weather is good or bad, if it's not too much trouble, remember to take an umbrella, because getting wet in the rain will make you sick, dizzy and vomit.

16, I will try to be a person you will regret not cherishing when you see it later.

17, I just walked alone for so long that I got used to being alone.

18, there is only one true heroism in the world, and that is to love life after recognizing the truth of life. Roman? Long-distance radio navigation system

19, in fact, I've been waiting for you, waiting for you to lean on my shoulder and tell me if one day, your tenderness belongs to me, and I won't make you sad or cry again.

Twenty or twenty-five years old is really a magical limit. Before the age of twenty-five, I always felt like a kid, always young, always in tears, wanting to keep fit, skiing, traveling around the world, getting ahead, falling in love madly, and jumping to death! As soon as I turned twenty-five, I felt really old. I just want to make money and have no interest in anything that has nothing to do with money. I just want money, money, money!

2 1. If we can change our mood, we can change the future.

22, don't make any promises to me easily, I'm afraid I will take it seriously!

23. You walk in the rain, never open an umbrella, have your own sky and never rain.

24. Heartache will only prove the fact that he no longer loves you, but you still love him. That's all, but it's meaningless.

25. I've been waiting all my life, but I can't get your instant gaze.

My best friend knows that I love him, but she gave herself to him.

27. How many people have met in the south and broken several cups in the north?

Silence on the phone is not procrastination but reluctance.

29. Because of you, I never dare to love someone regardless of my life again.

30, don't say love easily, commitment is a debt owed!