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How many children with tone-deaf are proud of a song?

1, only people appreciate your success, and no one appreciates your means.

It's just that your eyes are big. Whoever wears two beauty contact lenses is also big. Pull the wool!

You can't stop drinking water just because your favorite cup is broken.

4. I, wandering alone in the corner, will never have a you in the corner.

Don't comfort me if you leave me. You know, every time you sew, you will meet the pain of puncture.

6. Slowly, I found that simplicity is the happiest.

7. How many children who are tone-deaf are proud of a song?

8. Knowing how to care about others is the real beginning of growth.

9. I wanted to bury my strength in this exam, but suddenly I found it was too deep.

10, I left you riddled with holes, but you are still warm.

1 1, I can't find you, I have lost everything, and our love can't be compromised.

12, "I fell" and "Does it hurt?"

13, why should I miss you so much? I want to cry for myself. Happy motto

14. Have you ever thought about your feelings when you are unreasonable?

15, which can be liked by some people continuously. It is also a kind of long-term happiness.

Funny talk about Daquan, restless people, restless gods in restless society.

1 As long as it is a comedy ending, I can do whatever I want ~

In order to sleep well at night, we should have a good rest during the day.

I am very angry. I'll give you some tickets for the EMU.

No matter how beautiful the photo pS is, it can't hide your simple face in reality.

Ladies and gentlemen, please chat with your parents in person. Thank you.

That's not geography, it's physics. This is not physics either. This is bullshit.

People who really care about you don't care about your appearance, and people who only look at your appearance shouldn't be treated as people.

Sing to the computer, and then it will crash.

Riding a donkey and stealing wires, pulling the wind and making phone calls

10 My family lives in the Loess Plateau, and my father is my mother's cousin.

1 1 Don't dawdle, or you will be dawdled.

12 The most touching thing is not that I can give up the whole world for you, but that I can give up World of Warcraft for you ~

13 women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

14 You engage in art and I engage in you. This is called deep art.

15 When the road is rough, give a shout and turn around and leave.

16 restless people, restless society, restless gods.

17 I was told to come early in my next life! I said, that's what you said in your last life.

18 it's hard to sit at a desk and dig your feet.

19 I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

Never explain, those who know you don't need it, and those who don't deserve it.

2 1 I give you my heart and you still think it's tricky.

Whenever I see someone pretending to be B, I always nod silently. I'm not keeping a low profile, I'm looking for bricks ~ understand?

Abdominal pain is not a disease, there is a little life in my stomach.

The most beautiful words in the world are not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.

The light stretched my figure and slowly disappeared. So I'm invisible.

Grandson, go and ask your grandfather to go home for dinner. Son, my sister wants you to go home for dinner.

I usually scold you, but I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

Mean is not a spirit, but a realm.

The left brain is water and the right brain is flour. It will burn if it doesn't move. ...

We are like dominoes. I fell in love with you, but you fell in love with someone else.

3 1 whoever makes money for me, I will kill him.

If you are unhappy, you want to listen to songs, and once you listen to songs, you are unhappy.

Let me thin into sparerib essence! ! Get rich and become a nouveau riche! !

I see through the world of mortals, but I won't become a monk.

The first poem praising the five-star red flag

A beautiful/solemn/revolutionary/United flag

Four Golden Stars/Towards Big Stars/Unity/Towards the People's Revolution

We love the five-star red flag/like our own heart/without heart/without life.

We defend it/it is our dignity/we follow it/it leads us forward.

Flags of revolution/unity will win wherever they go.

The above is a poem entitled "National Flag" written by the poet Ai Qing. In this poem, passionate Ai Qing accurately and vividly reveals the unique symbolic meaning of the five-star red flag with simple and fluent poems, and expresses her determination to cherish, defend and follow the five-star red flag. This poem was inscribed on September 27th, 1949. On this day, the first plenary session of China People's Political Consultative Conference passed a resolution that the five-star red flag is the national flag of the people of China. Ai Qing's poem "National Flag" is really the first hymn of the new national flag.

Maybe someone will ask, why did Ai Qing write a poem praising her on the same day when the national flag was born? This seems to be explained by the phrase "take the advantage first." The thing is this: At the first session of the China People's Political Consultative Conference, Ai Qing was elected as an alternate member of the CPPCC and served as the head of the selection team for the national flag and emblem. Prior to this, he participated in the preparatory work of the conference, actually presided over all the work of collecting, discussing, selecting and finalizing the national flag pattern, and gained many real feelings and experiences from it. Therefore, once the national flag pattern was adopted by the General Assembly, Ai Qing's feelings and experiences turned into the language of poetry, and flocked to the pen to write this poem with historical significance.

Missing is a poem.

Missing is a sleepless stay outside the window; Missing is the sadness that falls on the pillow of tears every night; Missing is the delusion of depicting thinness in rhombic mirror; Missing is a fool who looks through autumn water and doesn't want to return; Missing is that I throw away my food sticks and cups, and I can't eat or drink stupidly; Missing is with a gradually widening stupidity, and never regrets. A strong yearning, like a long vine, extends to the journey of life. On the lonely journey, there will be a comforting spiritual companion, and ordinary years will have more happy satisfaction and beautiful aftertaste. I think, with your departure, once love, once miss, will be deeply buried in the bottom of my heart, everything in reality will be dull. So, in this way, I look at you from a distance, miss you from a distance, exile myself in a corner without you, quietly let my thoughts taste love, which leads to loneliness and loneliness. I laughed, quarreled, quarreled and cried. What I need now is indifference.

When night comes, it is the most fragile time for one's mind and the craziest time for missing. In fact, a person is not lonely, but when he misses someone, he is really lonely. Missing someone's taste is like appreciating a cruel beauty and then telling yourself to face it in a small voice.

Missing is a poem that allows you to understand the rhythm in ordinary days; Missing is a shower, which makes you get wet in boring days; Missing is a piece of sunshine, which makes your gloomy days clear.

There is a kind of yearning, which is a faint happiness; There is a kind of happiness, which is a constant concern; There is a kind of concern, which is appreciation from a distance. Not all dreams can come true; Not everything is told in time; Not all love has a result. Please take good care of love. When there are traces of snow in your hair, you can still remember the people who had such a wonderful time and made you miss. Isn't it a kind of happiness?

Because of missing, people will write sad and moving sentences, because of rich emotions, people will be crazy to find them. Because of a sad glance, people will miss this day. It makes people feel so sad because they pass by, and you will try your best to make you remember your back, because you never know. On such a day, such youth is helpless.