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Talk about the copy of the hot weather circle of friends (selected 99 sentences)
2. African friends have gone back to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.
Step on the newly painted yellow line, leaving a string of small footprints on the asphalt road. Every step is like stepping on a candied silk that has been sunburned on a hot day.
It's not a matter of a few days but a few months that the weather is hot and cold.
The high temperature in summer made me thoroughly understand the greatness of that famous saying-let the storm come more violently!
6. Iced watermelons are indispensable in summer, just as you need me.
7. I am curious about those friends who "go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours". How did you do that? Why am I sweating 24 hours a day?
8. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.
9. I will always remember the summer wind and definitely say that it will kill me.
10, it is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy. It is said that there is a guy who wants to touch porcelain. As soon as he lies down, he jumps up faster than a rabbit.
1 1, until today, I realized that "stay where you are" is really not a * * word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
12, in the current weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!
13. If it continues to be so hot, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.
14, I met a stranger in the street just now and suddenly became an acquaintance!
15, today is even hotter than the day when Zhen Xuan miscarried in Yikun Palace.
16. Stop and relax if you can't finish the work; Endless entertainment, resignation, physical and mental health; Endless filial piety, take a walk and go home to see; Endless future, slow down and stroll through life! It's hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention and take care of yourself!
17, you said, don't dress so conservatively in such a hot day!
18, it doesn't matter if you don't know each other. It's a hot day, and we will get to know each other soon.
19, are you there? I'm Nuwa, and it's so hot. Now buy me an ice cream and I'll choose a companion for you.
20. If you are invited out to dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and we are talking about lifelong events! Although I didn't do anything, I was still sweating like a pig.
2 1, going out for dinner at noon, the distance from one air conditioner to another, I'm so hot that I just want to get back to the air-conditioned room as soon as possible. Obviously, my parents gave me life, but now I never give up on air conditioning. How can I live up to my parents!
22. Tell you a few quick ways to relieve the summer heat: besides looking at the bank card balance in the mirror and pinching your stomach to see your sweetheart QQ invisible. Is your heart cold at the moment?
23, summer is unbearable, go out and pay attention to sun protection, sleep with a quilt, greedy and cold, but not good, often wear light-colored clothes, eat more fruits and vegetables, don't be upset, remember to be happy, I wish you cool and happy summer!
24. In this weather, sitting in a dark room without electricity and touching the straw mat under it, I suddenly understood the mood of steamed buns.
25. In this weather, you should have a bowl of hot laver and egg soup. I didn't. I hope you can drink it.
It's so hot that I feel like walking on a baking tray to nourish fat.
27. I don't know whether it's hot weather or wearing thick clothes, weak wireless and sleepy ... it's time to take off my trousers.
28. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
29. It is gratifying that under the influence of continuous high temperature, the roadside porcelain touching industry has fallen into the stage of complete bankruptcy.
30. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!
3 1. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. The weather is a bit sultry, and the outdoor temperature has been very high. Seeing that you don't like going out, I will give you a big mosquito gift in midsummer. Solve your loneliness, harass it from time to time and let you know what I think. Don't be too moved!
32. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.
33. In spring, there is no heat in summer, no beauty in autumn and no cold in winter; Spring, no monotony, no simplicity, spring, no quarrel, a peaceful atmosphere. Spring is a wonderful time, more precious than gold.
34. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.
35. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!
36. Summer is coming, and it is most important to wish health and safety; When the wind blows and the trees shake, I always miss my heart; Send text messages, care and sincere greetings: I wish you a good summer mood and a beautiful life.
37. Everyone is an "acquaintance", and Loli becomes a "* *".
38. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately gave it to the police uncle. Uncle policeman shouted, Guawazi, do you want to burn me?
39, the weather is dry, the fire is careful, the mood is irritable, and strangers should not be close!
40. When the weather is hot, go to the southwest to escape the heat, and when the mood is narrow, go to the southwest to vent. What you can't wait for is the sudden accident in life.
4 1. As soon as the sun came out, the image on the ground caught fire.
42. Put some coolness in blessings, add some coolness in greetings and add some coolness in short messages, which will give you a very fresh and cordial feeling. Summer is here, I wish you happiness, coolness and refreshment.
43. It's really hot today! The burning sun baked the earth mercilessly, and the earth was burned like a huge cage, which made people breathless.
44. I hate this weather, it's hot, humid and there is no sunshine. It's disgusting.
45. I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.
46. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!
47. Walking on the road, the oncoming wind hits like a heat wave.
48. It's really an explosion. If the weather is unpleasant, it will cause all kinds of anger. Don't mess with me I can never communicate without frequency.
49. It is said that Wuhan is a furnace in summer, and it is only after you go there that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".
50, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.
5 1, hot weather, a little unhappy.
When the electric fan becomes a hair dryer, I feel that life is meaningless.
Let your boyfriend take the oath.
54. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and pimples have grown out on my face. ...
55. There is not a cloud in the sky, there is no sun overhead, there is no wind, and all the trees are standing there listlessly.
56. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.
57, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!
58. Starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!
59. Don't make friends with people in cities below 40 degrees.
60, buy a mat and sleep as an electric blanket!
6 1, is Houyi the national costume? If you stop filming the sun, you will be fired.
62. At the moment, I find that "stay where you are" is really not a word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
It's so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion.
It doesn't matter if we don't know each other It's very hot today, and we will get to know each other soon.
This hot weather reminds me of that summer.
66. It's too hot, give me a break ~
67. Do you have cumin? Sprinkle some for me. I am familiar with it.
68. Spring is blooming and the weather is getting hotter. I want to go out with my good friend.
69. It's too hot. The bus is the world of fox spirits again! Fox fairy rules the whole universe! Holy shit! Your turn, NB! I can't breathe! Do you want to die! Ann. Fuck you, bitch!
70. They are all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.
7 1, call, summer is coming, in order to "prevent" you from forgetting me, you miss me most in "summer", in order to "reduce" the heat in hot summer and warm your heart, I will send you a short message of "heatstroke prevention and cooling".
72. It is not naivety that defeats you, but naivety.
73. Children's feet smell bad in hot weather. The boys in the sixth grade smoked your teacher to death.
74. It's okay that it doesn't rain today. It's stuffy and hot.
75. People who can be invited out in such a hot day are friends of life and death.
76. If you don't eat ice cream soon, it will flow to your hands.
77. Daxing's summer heat is unbearable, just like there is a sun in the sky. Yes, iced watermelons and sweet popsicles make people feel that they are in an ice world. Popsicles are cool and sweet, and they are especially delicious. This is Daxing summer, hot summer.
78. In this weather, if _ _ and I fall into the water at the same time, first save _ _ and let me stay in the water for a while.
79. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!
80. I'm really fed up with this weather. People killed the moon, took it away and sold it. I am going to blow the sun today.
8 1. Our cornfield has almost become a popcorn field.
82. It's so hot that your temper will explode in minutes.
Going out is like being caught in a rain.
84. When the summer heat came, I knew I was crying, and I was happy for my good luck. Summer is coming, with high thunder and drizzle; Summer is coming, the sun shines, sending you everywhere cool; Summer has come, the blessing is wonderful, and the message is full of affection.
85, almost died in the sun, the big sun, really warm enough, _ _ _ didn't ask you to go home for dinner.
86. When the weather is hot, it is also the season of heat expansion and cold contraction. Oh, drive more! There are many things you don't know, and you are hungry as soon as you are full.
87, toilet stool with a pack of paper, nine to wipe the sweat and one to wipe the shit.
It's so hot, please pay attention to your health and drink more water.
89. Early in the morning, cicadas cried loudly to tell people that another hot day had begun.
If this heat continues, my Snow White will melt.
9 1, oh, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer was contracted by Flame Mountain!
92. When it is hot in summer, you don't need to turn on the air conditioner, it will automatically emit air conditioning, which will make you feel cool. When winter comes, without heating, it will automatically emit hot air, which is very warm!
93. This kind of weather is very hot. It takes an hour to calm down after strolling back outside.
94. It is very hot in summer. Today, there is no sunshine. Less the smell of hot summer, more the fragrance after the rain. I really want to go for a walk in the country with you, go to the fields to breathe fresh air and enjoy the beauty of nature.
95. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.
96, the weather is hot and there are fewer clothes, and then I finally can't fool myself. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.
97. I will always remember the summer wind and definitely say that it will kill me.
98. Send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock at the door every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!
99. It's getting hotter! Finally, I will prick the ball head!
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