Jokes and anecdotes about the beginning of school

1. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school. 2. Before starting school, I encouraged myself to be a schoolmaster. After three months, I want to stop studying now. Tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow. No one declares that they don't want to go to school after a few days of school. Before Mr. Summer Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said to me in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, ahem, there will be a winter vacation. Love you for me. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good or bad at the beginning of school and is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry. 7. Coming blockbusters, disaster movies, school starts, romance movies, there is one place that only Mr. Summer vacation and I know, suspense movies, strange disappearance of summer homework, horror movies, teachers and students who haven't finished their homework, inspirational movies, suspense movies, where is the movie homework, youth movies, summer vacations in a hurry, bitter movies, phone calls that I don't give up, detective movies, the sun goes down, mom. I’m going home. 9. I seriously doubt two things now: 1. How did I get mixed up with these schoolmasters? 2。 Are these psychopaths around me really normal people at the beginning of school? 10. These days, no one will believe that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. 1 1. Dear seniors and sisters, don't envy them. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stayed up late, you got up early. 12. After the start of school, it is another big battle for seniors to chase their younger sisters and seduce their younger brothers and sisters. Only learning is in their hearts. 13. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. 14. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started! 15. It's sunny for military training, rainy for holidays, and the day before school starts if you work hard. 16. School begins. I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steady, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 17. I always like to make up my homework at the beginning of school. I feel like I'm on the run. Oh, forget it, make up my homework-18. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school? 19. It's time to start school and show the meat. 20. We have classes to finish classes and holidays to go to school. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't imagine how we have the courage to come to school. 2 1. It is found that the right eyelid is always jumping recently. School is about to start. Tell me something interesting about the beginning of school.

1, students, the more you learn, the more you live. Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

3. Start school if you are not crazy.

4, tell you a ghost story, school begins!

5. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

6. A few nights before school starts. . . Thousand lights!

7. There is a quarrel between doctors and medicines. When I say school, you say fuck.

8. I really hope to start school on February 29th. Every four years!

9. The large-scale disaster film "School Opening" will be released soon!

10, usually a few nights before school starts, it's almost full of lights!

1 1. Mr. Winter Holiday told me that there would be a summer vacation to love you for me.

12, in the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

13, the school let me know what is the temptation to go home.

In fact, we like school, but we don't like class.

15, school will start again before you know it.

16, Ma Ma said: School begins, and all your studies are used in your mind.

17, the summer vacation is over, it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!

18, school, you can get my people but not my heart.

19. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

20. School is about to start, and summer homework is still done for nothing.

2 1, you don't have to study next semester. I bombed the school!

22. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

23. Who will help me ask the teacher for leave? I have a phobia of starting school.

24, school is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of me ~

25. When school started, my back stopped hurting, my legs stopped hurting and even my heart stopped beating. ...

26. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

27. School will start in a blink of an eye, and I will go to that prison-like place again.

28. I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

29. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison.

30. I really don't know what my new deskmate will look like after school starts.

3 1, school is about to start, school, you can't get my heart if you get me.

What hurts more than the person you love doesn't love you? What's going to start school?

33. We'll start school if it's not crazy. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

34, the countdown to the start of school, seize the time to have fun, go to school to make up for sleep.

35. I enjoyed the summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

36. The current state is that you can't learn, you can't play, and you can't sleep.

37. It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

38. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

39. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

40. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced and tomorrow you will go to jail.

4 1, it will be August before you know it. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

42. The electricity bill for each household should be very expensive three days before the start of school. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

43. What can I do when school starts? Isn't it just sitting in prison listening to people's tolerance and reason?

44. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

45, teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

46. At the beginning of school, students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

47. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

48. How I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

49. At the thought of starting school, I have the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

5 1, whenever school is about to start, I just want to study hard this semester. The same children's shoes are all pink! !

52. Why should the teacher scold you if you are not serious in class, and why can't the teacher scold you if you don't come to class?

53. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

54. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

55. Please pay attention: the school will start soon, and the crazy children will go crazy. School starts if you're not crazy!

56. It's time to start school. This is the feeling when reading textbooks now. What is this?

57. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I want to die with this murderer!

58. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

59. I will be gay friends with whoever speaks to me first at the beginning of school. Then you and your teacher should be gay friends.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

6 1 you know, even if the city is flooded by heavy rain, we should go back to school on time when school starts. .

62. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation passes too quickly? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

63. It's the first month of school, and all the money is wasted. It must be hard for me to spend money lavishly.

64. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

65. Everyone's first sentence must be: I will study hard this semester.

66. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

67. I have no precautions and no worries. Your starting school like this has brought tragedy to my summer vacation.

68. you exist I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

69. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

70. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

7 1, close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode! Sorry, your configuration is too low to enable this feature.

72. Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

73. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

74. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

75. I want to tell you a terrible thing. I'm not that brave. It's time to start school. Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ that's horrible.

76. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

78. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

79. Jobs died when the iphone4s was about to be released, Jackson died when the concert was about to be held, and Paul died when Fast and furious 7 was about to be released. Take care, teacher.

80. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

8 1, goodbye to all WiFi, goodbye to the beautiful lie-in, prison-like life, hello, old hag, hello, little bitch, hello in the days without WiFi, hello in the homework pile, hello in an examination paper, congratulations on our upcoming school.

Funny jokes about starting school.

First, when school starts, I feel like I'm going to meet netizens.

2. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

Third, starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. .....

Fourth, school starts again. I hate going to school. It's no use to me. I'm tired of school, but why not? Very annoying ...

5. I tried my best to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore some holiday homework from the middle.

6. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found yourself asleep in the class of senior one, but what you are experiencing now is actually just a dream? Your face is wrinkled in the sun. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and told you to listen carefully. You find that the world is quiet and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

Seven, one day Daxiong grew up, Doraemon could no longer hold Daxiong's hand. We have lost too much because of growth. ...

8. Whenever school starts, the teacher always says "School is our home". As soon as I was late, the teacher said, "Do you think school is your home?"

Nine, oh, school starts tomorrow. /kloc-friends in class 0/0. ..... Imagine meeting tomorrow? oh There will be a lot of hugs ... I miss you.

Ten, tell you a ghost story to start school.

I don't mind you lying to me. What I care about is that your lies can't fool me.

At the beginning of each semester, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester! ! "But it never came true.

Thirteen, pure love baby secretly loves masonry and money, why haven't you updated it! ! ! I'm going to start school! ! !

14. Do you still remember the first day of school when you first arrived in the dormitory? Everyone pretends to be serious.

Fifteen, school is about to start, so hurry to play computer.

Sixteen, who said I was fat or black at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

Seventeen, although many things are in vain, life still has to fight for dreams.

Eighteen, the school starts. The deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Is it scribbled? I am messy in the gorgeous wind. .....

Nineteen, the school is about to start. Click on the unfinished homework.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

Twenty-two, school begins. Although I am not at school, I will miss you. Students should study hard! Don't forget me.

You know that even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, you have to go back to school.

Twenty-four, when school started, we met.

Twenty-five, A doesn't like eggs, and gives them to B every time. B I was grateful at first, but I got used to it over time. If you get used to it, you will get used to it. So, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that this egg was originally A's, and A could give it to whoever she wanted. They had a big fight about it and broke up. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that our requirements have increased. When you get used to it, you forget to be grateful.

Twenty-six, school starts again, prepare bombs to go to school.

Twenty-seven, school starts tomorrow, and I haven't touched my homework for five days. What should I do?

28. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found yourself asleep in the class of senior one, but what you are experiencing now is actually just a dream? Your face is wrinkled in the sun. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and told you to listen carefully. You find that the world is quiet and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

29. If two people are together for a long time? Staring at each other is also romantic.

School starts at thirty. I'm so happy. Just homework ... anyway, school is not boring! Better than being at home every day!

I didn't like anyone at school, so I really didn't have any motivation to go to school.

Thirty-two, you said school started, exams were taken, and classes were divided. Do you know I transferred to another school for your happiness? I don't care. Get back here.

33. I hope this article has 30 hearts to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow.

Thirty-four, school starts, and you haven't done your homework yet. You have something to do, you have something to do.

If it's not crazy, we'll start school If we don't do our homework, we are finished]

Thirty-six, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

Thirty-seven, tell you a ghost story. School begins.

Thirty-eight, how I want to start school quickly, and I hope that time will pass quickly, so that I won't be bored every day! ! ≥? Time is less than or equal to time. Let's go

Thirty-nine, the young couples in the school are looking forward to the start of school, and only the single ones are looking forward to not starting school! I'm lonely @

If there will never be an exam at school, I am willing to keep reading until there are no books to read.

I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

When school begins, what wonderful works will my new class, new classmates, new deskmates and new teachers have?

Forty-three, the first week of school seems to be longer than the whole summer vacation. .

Forty-four, who said that I must study, and who allowed me to start school like this.

45. Do you have four expressions? One is crazy in front of friends, one is perfect in front of lovers, one is fragile when alone, and the other is quiet in a strange crowd.

Forty-six, school is about to start. Time flies. I don't even know my homework.

47. If it is really polluted, will it delay the start of our school because there is no water? Ha ha laugh ...

48. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

Forty-nine, suddenly thought of a very serious academic problem? Who defines 60 points as passing?

50. If it is really polluted, will the opening of our school be delayed because there is no water? Ha ha laugh ...

Fifty-one, school is about to start, and suddenly I find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

Fifty-two, school begins. Do you know what it means to start school? That means you're going crazy.

Fifty-three, school is about to start! You haven't done your homework! Haha, you are in trouble! You are in trouble!

Whenever school starts, the teacher always says "School is our home". But when he was late, the teacher said, "Do you think school is your home?"

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

56. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter? Whether it hurts or not? Cry first.

Fifty-seven, school begins, and there is no freedom.

[mail? Protected]-Talking about starting school.

Fifty-nine, canvas shoes, jeans, white T-shirt, short hair, smile,-I started school.

Sixty, school starts! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

Interesting talk about starting school

1. What should I do if I meet you after school starts? What if I can't see you? I have a phobia of starting school.

2. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

4. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.

If we are not crazy, we will start school!

6. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

7. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. ...

8. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation? ?

9. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you?

10. Whoever says I'm fat, I'll die with him.

1 1. Tell you a terrible news: Dear, your summer balance is insufficient 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!

12. Unconsciously, it's already August. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

13. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

14. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

15. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started!

16. The shortest distance in the world: from holiday to school, and the farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

17. Those who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

18. Let's use the hand index. There will be chaos when school starts.

19. A few nights before school starts, thousands of lights are on!

20. Ha ha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

2 1. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School".

22. When school starts, the waist is not sour; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even the heart stopped beating!

23. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.

24. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

25. The summer vacation is over, and it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!