202 1 The Complete Works of Classical Connotation

1. Son: Dad, what is frugality and what is meanness? Dad: I can't bear to buy something for myself. My mother would say I'm frugal. When I am reluctant to buy something for my mother, my mother will say that I am stingy. This is frugality and meanness.

Second, show off a black and smooth hair to your girlfriend. At this time, my girlfriend said: Be careful with long hair and waist. I asked curiously: Be careful of what? My best friend said: be careful of taking a shit on the trumpet.

A woman left her camera in the car, and the driver shouted, Your camera. The lady said, you look like a duck. The driver saw it and drove away. After a while, the young lady shouted:' Master, my camera, my camera!' '

Fourth, who can not shoot for 90 minutes-"Chinese national football team"

5. "I have been a coach for ten years. You are the 48th student I have ever seen who turned left at the intersection and bypassed the police post. You drive a bus, you can run over the police uncle ... "

Six, one day I asked a buddy: What does the left eye jump? He said to jump for money, and I asked: What is the right eye jumping for? He also said that jumping is a disaster. I also asked: What is the sign of jumping eyes? He said: It means that something is going to happen to you, and the insurance you bought has worked. nickel ...

7. Xiao Zhang has a cold and a runny nose, but he forgot to bring his handkerchief, so he has been sucking it into his nose. The Chinese teacher who was writing on the blackboard suddenly turned around and shouted, "That's enough! Stop it! Too noisy! " The whole class was silent. The teacher added, "Who steals noodles in class? What are you arguing about? "

Eight, the girls' dormitory has been haunted. Once I went to the toilet alone in the middle of the night, suddenly a woman with long white hair appeared and said to me, "Look, I have no feet." I subconsciously looked down and found that I could only see the meat on my stomach ... and then the ghost comforted me for a long time.

Nine, the most romantic thing I can think of is to finish all the poses with you.

Ten, junior high school, everyone in the class is very naughty, discuss. When the teacher came, they called Lafayette Jixiang (female teacher) together, not standing or sitting. When the teacher came into the room, the monitor stood up and shouted "Lucky Lafayette", which was deafening ... Unexpectedly, three students who were late for smoking ran in and froze with the teacher. When the three men saw it, they all punched their cuffs, knelt down and shouted, "I was late for help, but I forgot to forgive Lafayette" … God reacted …

This is the 20th clinic this morning. I am too lazy to look up. The patient spoke first: "Doctor, do you remember me?" Last year, just last year, you showed me rheumatism. You told me to be careful not to get wet. "I seem to recall this patient:" Oh, it's you. How's it going? What can I do for you today? " The patient replied, "I just want to ask you-it's been a year." Can I take a shower now? "

Twelve, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart!

Thirteen, only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

Fourteen, beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!

Fifteen, one day, the young man was chatting with his brothers in a group video, and suddenly he heard his husband hurry up, and the water was getting cold. A brother said, big brother, you are so happy. Suddenly, you heard another sentence. What are you dawdling about? Wash the dishes quickly.

Sixteen, I love you is true, telling you is a big adventure.

17. Mom: Why is the 100 I left on the table missing, daughter? Have you seen it? Daughter: I think it was in 2008. It was overdue, so I flushed it in the toilet. ...

18. Germany beat Brazil 7: 1 Some friends lamented that the Germans were so powerful that it was not 30: 1 to beat China. Then another friend said: that 30 is not difficult, but that 1 is hard to estimate.

Nineteen, sister paper: XX, last night I dreamed that a weasel was desperately chasing me! Sao nian: hey hey? You mean you're a chicken? Sister paper: MLGB, rough rolling?

Twenty, you have to endure hardships in order to drive a Land Rover. If you don't work hard, you can only drive Li Xia.

2 1. Zhang Dali, the headmaster of our school, got drunk and lost face on the 50th anniversary of the school. No one can stop him from going crazy and making all kinds of noise. So the dean called his wife, and her wife got pregnant immediately and rushed to the hotel. Give a mouth when you arrive. The headmaster suddenly woke up, bowed his head and said nothing, and followed his wife home. We all froze. You see, the principal is more than 1.8 meters tall, and his wife is only 1.55 meters small, which is incredible.

22. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Twenty-three, when I was a child, there was a classmate named Zheng Yue in my class. Because the handwriting was too ugly, once the teacher handed out homework and shouted "Guanyin" several times, but no one agreed. We also wonder why there is Guanyin in the class.

Judge: "Is the process of your crime exactly the same as what the procuratorate said?" Defendant: "No, not exactly. But the method he said is also very inspiring to me. "

Twenty-five, mosquitoes, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

Twenty-six, people who have always felt that the attitude of solving math problems is too bad! I thought we said we would verify it! Verify it! Please. You're begging it! I made a mistake and deducted my points! You begged me! If I am wrong, don't ask me! Call someone else!

202 1 Complete Personality with Mature Connotation-

1, love has only two endings, either taking different routes or taking the same route.

2. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people, and the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat.

I am jealous because I like you, and I am angry because I care about you. I am in a daze because I miss you, and I am sad because I don't want to lose you.

4. Sorrow is an accessory of the night, just as love is accompanied by torture.

5. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen.

6. If you don't study for a day, no one can see. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Twinkling stars, stars in the sky, daydreams full of money.

Some people say that love without bread will starve to death.

9. Those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

10, it is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

1 1. I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

12, if God gives me another chance to be born again, I will definitely choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

13, if you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

14, if you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

15. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

16, don't always try to win me by Romeo's means, I'm not your Juliet at all.

17, the biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh on close people.

18, when a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

19, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

20. The flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

2 1, what can get by will pass.

22, this era can really be worth a few dollars, 90% of us have to learn reality.

23. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

24, love is a fly playing with ants, playing for less than a while.

25, happiness is like nonsense, the more you pull, the weaker you get.

26, this era can really be worth a few dollars, 90% of us have to learn reality.

27. Life is like doing shit. You do something, and then you get comfortable.

28. Love is a fly playing with an ant, which can't be played for a while.

29, happiness is like nonsense, the more you pull, the weaker you get.

I need you to end my war-torn youth.

3 1, the first minute was wonderful. Everyone thinks that enthusiasm will never decrease.

32. uproot you from your heart and throw it in the farthest place from your heart.

33. Traveling is going from a place where you are bored to a place where others are bored.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

36. Sometimes, believing in fate may make you feel better.

37. During the day, I don't understand the loneliness of the night, and the night doesn't understand the noise of the day, just as I never understand what I'm thinking.

38. A woman without talent is a virtue. It turns out that I have been wicked 18 years.

39. The three most romantic words are not I love you, but being together.

40. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

4 1, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

42. Looking at the lotus lantern, I found that Chang 'e was a house girl.

43. Who says hard work will pay off? This is a complete fiction.

44. There is always a gap between black keys and the piano.

45. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, and getting married is wrong; Divorce is awakening, marriage is paranoia.

46. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

47. You are my Youlemei. Can I throw you away after drinking?

48. I was also the seed of infatuation at the beginning, and I was smashed by a small rain.

49. Before, you were the only one, so you were a burden.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

202 1 Complete Works of Mature Personality

1, love has only two endings, either taking different routes or taking the same route.

2. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people, and the beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat.

I am jealous because I like you, and I am angry because I care about you. I am in a daze because I miss you, and I am sad because I don't want to lose you.

4. Sorrow is an accessory of the night, just as love is accompanied by torture.

5. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen.

6. If you don't study for a day, no one can see. If you don't study for a week, you will start to explode. If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

Twinkling stars, stars in the sky, daydreams full of money.

Some people say that love without bread will starve to death.

9. Those who create opportunities are brave, and those who wait for opportunities are fools.

10, it is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

1 1. I love you not because I need you, but because I love you.

12, if God gives me another chance to be born again, I will definitely choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

13, if you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

14, if you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.

15. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

16, don't always try to win me by Romeo's means, I'm not your Juliet at all.

17, the biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too harsh on close people.

18, when a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.

19, you can have everything in this era, but you can't have a face.

20. The flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

2 1, what can get by will pass.

22, this era can really be worth a few dollars, 90% of us have to learn reality.

23. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

24, love is a fly playing with ants, playing for less than a while.

25, happiness is like nonsense, the more you pull, the weaker you get.

26, this era can really be worth a few dollars, 90% of us have to learn reality.

27. Life is like doing shit. You do something, and then you get comfortable.

28. Love is a fly playing with an ant, which can't be played for a while.

29, happiness is like nonsense, the more you pull, the weaker you get.

I need you to end my war-torn youth.

3 1, the first minute was wonderful. Everyone thinks that enthusiasm will never decrease.

32. uproot you from your heart and throw it in the farthest place from your heart.

33. Traveling is going from a place where you are bored to a place where others are bored.

34. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

35. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute.

36. Sometimes, believing in fate may make you feel better.

37. During the day, I don't understand the loneliness of the night, and the night doesn't understand the noise of the day, just as I never understand what I'm thinking.

38. A woman without talent is a virtue. It turns out that I have been wicked 18 years.

39. The three most romantic words are not I love you, but being together.

40. Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

4 1, when arguing, the difference between men and women is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

42. Looking at the lotus lantern, I found that Chang 'e was a house girl.

43. Who says hard work will pay off? This is a complete fiction.

44. There is always a gap between black keys and the piano.

45. Being single is understanding, falling in love is wrong, breaking up is consciousness, and getting married is wrong; Divorce is awakening, marriage is paranoia.

46. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

47. You are my Youlemei. Can I throw you away after drinking?

48. I was also the seed of infatuation at the beginning, and I was smashed by a small rain.

49. Before, you were the only one, so you were a burden.

In fact, your nagging is the happiest time in my life, but I just don't know it.

The Complete Works of Classical Connotation Quotations of Cute and Cute Sentences 202 1

20xx: The Complete Works of Classic Connotation Quotations of Cute and Cute Sentences

1, when I talk to you, you should take a good look at the barrage in my head, because it is full of love sentences.

I have always had a dream of saving the world. Later, I chatted with the world and the world ignored me.

As a girl, I cleverly avoided all the details that moved men. It is not easy to think about it.

In fact, you don't have to worry about the difficulty of the exam. The speed of doing it is not a problem.

5. "I want to turn into thick chocolate to wrap your broken hazelnut heart, so that we can become complete and delicious."

6. "Love or not, give me a one-word answer." "No" "Are you not good at math? Start again. "

7. Sometimes I feel unreasonable, and less than half the people in the world suspect that I like me.

8. I like you. I must like you, but I like myself best.

9. She said that she was not drunk, but staggered and shed tears. You said you loved her, but you didn't give her a home.

10, tell you that I like that you won't lose a piece of meat, but I just dare not.

1 1, what happened to my wonderful flower? At least it's slutty and radiant

12. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

13, "If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely turn over a new leaf next semester."

14, lovely Santa Claus, I don't want sugar, chocolate or new clothes. Please put my lover in my big socks on Christmas Eve and pay attention to the outside. Thank you.

15, you have to endure hunger and think.

16, "I like you and you like me, okay?"

17, I wanted to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the TM courier wouldn't let me drill the box. . .

18 I suddenly feel that he is the only one in my life.

19, don't call me fat, I think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

20. Make a small steamed stuffed bun with your favorite stuffing in winter.

2 1, "Do you have super powers?" "Yes, I like you very much."

I suddenly feel that he is the only one in my life.

23. "Don't scold me, don't hate me, and don't tell me to get out, okay? I am thick and shameless, but my heart still hurts. "

24. Feet are easy to get cold because the legs are too long and the altitude is too high for blood supply. Finally found the reason why my feet are cold for so many years. ...

25. Every day I look in the mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror, who is the cutest person in the world?" The mirror shows me every time. Alas, the silver family is so shy.

26, like to confess! Can't you see that's like a spell?

27. The little fairy from heaven

28. Those people who are particularly good-looking but know nothing about themselves are really pitiful and hateful, so please remind me often.

I guess, I guess, you will love me, won't you?

30. I am cool. I don't like people you all like because I can't beat you.

3 1, "What's your major?" "Pick up girls"

32. I'd better have someone I like to accompany me for a long time. You can eat meat together, eat meat together.

Don't forget to say good night to the person you like.

34. When your selfie can't find a good angle, you must realize that you look better than the photo.

35. The cutest and cutest person in the world is in my mirror!

The person I like may not have long eyelashes, white skin, white shirt, basketball or you.

37. Are you fog or wind? I like that you are still thick.

38. "Hum, I don't want your nose to grow an inch." After I finished with indignation, I panicked secretly and looked in the mirror.

Do you know how naughty you are in my heart?

40. It is said that it is difficult for four kinds of girls to find a partner. First, they don't like make-up. Second, they are more homesick. Third, they are people with backbone. Fourth, they don't know the truth, and my tears fall.

4 1, I lost my temper, and I was afraid that others would hit me.

42. It's windy outside. what can I do for you?

43. You don't even deserve my shampoo.

44. I just want to marry you in this world where everyone takes what he needs.

45. I also want to bask in the sun all day like clothes. Hide and seek with the blue sky. At night, someone took it home.

46. I hope life can be as simple as eating my favorite baked gluten and feeling satisfied when I smell the fragrance.

47. I put up with you when you said you were good-looking, but you just look like me. What do you want me to do？

48. Because of your "take care", I haven't lost weight for so many years.

49. Why didn't he know that I was lying there with 10,000 people in my arms?

50. Leaving with great fanfare is a test. The real departure is silent never say goodbye.

5 1, I don't like others to like you, and I don't like you who likes others because I like you.

I will live next door to your house in my next life. Let's be childhood friends.

Please find out the repetition of this sentence: Do you like me?

54. Sneaking around hungry, afraid to let the snacks hear you, or you will bother me again!

55. People who talk funny and have a good temper are really impeccable, such as me.