A word to describe a mouthful of nonsense

1. Have you heard the story "The big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"?

Second, when you borrow money, you must borrow it from a pessimistic friend, because he never expects you to pay him back!

Third, I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late on the Internet. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

No matter what you do, stick to it and don't be afraid of failure. They say failure is success, mom. If you pursue her baby, of course you should smile at her mother.

5. When you are in a bad mood, delete a few friends from WeChat business, not for anything else, just to make them feel that the road to entrepreneurship is not smooth sailing.

6. My wife asked me while looking in the mirror, "Honey, to be honest, what do you think of me?" I said, "Although beauty and wisdom are not equal, at least you have one." "Beauty or wisdom?" "It's a serious illness."

Seven, so far single reasons: acquaintances are not easy to start, strangers are not easy to speak.

Eight, when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their previous lives; After marriage, couples often think about what crimes they committed in their previous lives.

Saying good night doesn't mean I'm going to sleep, but I'm closed. I want to play with my mobile phone quietly.

In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

Don't call me short. That's because I was afraid of heights when I was a child, so I'm not tall now.

Take out the mirror when you are in a bad mood. Experts say that people will feel better if they see more beautiful things.

Thirteen, others fall in love by looks, by routines, by spending money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

14. I don't understand why my parents are angry because I sleep at home for a day. Obviously, I stayed away from the troubles of the outside world, didn't spend a penny, and didn't make trouble outside.

Fifteen, ugly people do more mischief. That's right, because being good-looking and unreasonable is called coquetry.