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A beautiful little fresh copy, suitable for a drift bottle.
2. I filled the drift bottle with my blessing to you. On the Double Ninth Festival, let it float to your side with my thoughts and blessings, and let you harvest every happy Double Ninth Festival like a drift bottle!
3. Put blessings in a drift bottle, let the word Ping ripple, put wishes on fruit trees, let the fruit Ping sway, put beauty in a gift box, send peace, put hope in your heart, and let peace bloom. On Christmas Eve, I wish you a safe life.
4, humorous quotations: I am not a drift bottle, don't read my secret and then throw it back into the sea. I have a big temper. I turned off the computer as soon as I saw the pop-up window. If you are not full, you have one worry, and if you are full, you have countless troubles.
I received a drift bottle today, which said "another bottle"!
6. If happiness can be put into a drift bottle, I would like to be your ocean. If happiness can fly in the sky, I would like to be your sunny day. On Christmas Eve, I wish you peace and health every day.
7. As early as July this year, 65,438+00 floating bottles containing Expo souvenirs and invitations were put into Huangpu River. Those lucky enough to find floating bottles can visit the Expo Park for free.
8. I am as lonely as a drift bottle and as infinitely free as a drift bottle. David Leigh Wei Sen
9. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.
10, release the second batch of drift bottles; All the crew members took photos with the players who shaved their heads as a souvenir; Play an "iron trap" entertainment game.
1 1. Most of these bottles were picked up a few months later, leaving only some bottles whose whereabouts are unknown. Unexpectedly, they were picked up by the Winklers after drifting at 108, which was incredible.
12. The contents of the centennial drift bottle discovered by the German couple turned out to be a questionnaire. When they opened the bottle, they found a postcard and a letter written in English, German and Dutch, which contained a questionnaire.
13, I asked God: How can I forget the sad thing while laughing? God replied: Drive yourself crazy. I am like a piece of paper in a drift bottle, with a bright future but no way out.
14, this eternal expectation in my heart melts into tears, and tears merge into rivers. I gently threw a drift bottle into the river, hoping that at some time, you would find it.
15, the world of mortals, who promised that the dust would settle? The glitz is gone, who will put her thoughts in a drifting bottle at the ends of the earth and let her drift? It's like a mirror, or you and me, or lonely.
16, White _ Valentine's Day, God drank too much, and when he woke up, it was Consumer Rights Day. When God came to the river to wash, he found a drift bottle, took it out and opened it. See the note saying: God, I wish you a happy holiday!
17, Frank May told the Associated Press that it was almost unbelievable to get Daniel's reply. He almost forgot the drift bottle he gave him when he visited Denmark many years ago.
18, after the ceremony, the new people went up the mountain to plant trees, built the "Evergreen Forest of Love" and took the yacht "Success" to throw drifting bottles at sea.
19, things are different, no one is who, in this sad youth theme, mood. Twisted into a gray sky.
20, still water flows deeply, singing and singing; Three lives are sunny and round, one sad and one happy.
Beautiful little fresh copy 2 is suitable for putting in a drift bottle 2 1, with shallow edges but deep feelings.
22, play a pipa, play a sad song, and the dream disappears.
23, watching you leave me, if your heart is hollowed out, nothing can make up for it.
I tried to fly, but when I fell down all over, I lost all my fighting spirit.
25. Elegance refers to quicksand, and old age is a period of time.
26. If life is colorful, then youth must be the most beautiful touch; If life is dynamic and static, then youth must be the most energetic.
27. Time will not make people feel painless, nor will it make people forget the pain, but it will make people get used to it.
28. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing you, I am used to waiting for you, but I am never used to not seeing you.
29. I can't hide secrets or sadness, just as I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart.
30. Lonely people don't talk much, and it's even more sad not to be listened to.
3 1. Listen to sad songs and watch happy plays.
32. Think of a thousand roads at night, and wake up in the morning and go the same way.
At first, he said, she said. Later, they said together. Later she said, he didn't say. Finally, she stopped talking. Silence is a girl's biggest cry, but you don't understand.
34. Who am I infatuated with and who am I heartbroken for? Ten fingers crossed gently on the keyboard, and how many memories were condensed at the fingertips, so I recorded my thoughts of you in this way.
If you will think of me inadvertently in the future, please don't forget that I once loved you so much.
36, dark clouds cover the moon, people have nowhere to find, can not say how lonely.
I'm used to your neglect, but I can't ignore you. Because I am afraid of losing your world, even if I feel lonely, I won't say I am sad.
38. The only bond between us is unforgettable.
39. The wound is no more painful than betrayal, and the tears are no less indifferent than you.
40. When a relationship doesn't belong to you, it has no value at all. You don't have to think it's a loss.
Beautiful little fresh copy is suitable to be put in a drift bottle 3 4 1, and youth is a state of mind, not time; Youth is not in the bright and smart body with peach face and red lips, but in the spirit of lofty ideals, in the realm of daydreaming and in the prosperity of passion. The fountain of life is endless and evergreen all the year round.
42. I wish death was just a button on my body, and there would be no pain if I pressed it.
43, love you very tired, will cry; Waiting for you for a long time will hurt; Memories are beautiful, you can laugh. No regrets in this life.
44. When I went to Qiu Lai in the spring, the flowers fell and everyone died.
45. I don't know what the pressure has brought me. All I know is that if I add the pressure of love, I don't know if I can survive.
46. For most of our lives, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we long for bondage.
47. Should we leave, give up and abandon the so-called friendship when we grow up?
48. Life is always tiring. I'm not tired now, but I'll be more tired later.
49. Youth is like a plum tree, so strong and fragile. She is free in the cold winter and withers in spring and March. She is unknown, but she looks forward to the future and is full of passion!
50. Someone thanked you for letting me understand sadness. Some things are not our imagination. Some people thank you for falling in love at first sight, which impressed me deeply. Some things will inevitably be disguised as lies.
5 1, I am approaching my dream step by step. Even if it is broken, I will try my best to save it and exchange everything I have.
52. I gave you up because I love you. I don't want to see you unhappy because I love you. Because I love you, I don't want to watch you fight back your inner struggle; Because I love you, I don't want to see your reluctant smile; Because I love you, I am willing to let you go.
If one day we are not together, we should be together.
54. I used to feel heartless, even if I was hurt, I would soon forget to be a happy self. Actually, it is not. There are memories of him everywhere. The more I want to forget, the deeper I remember, and every time I think about it, I feel very painful. ...
If we leave early, maybe we will be better and love ourselves more.
56. Lost contact, disappeared, the last hope vanished, and my heart was tired. Does it hurt? I don't understand.
57. Love has turned off the lights and the heart has besieged the city. Since there is no possibility of coming back, don't let loneliness see the needle. You must fight it bravely. You have been to many places, and your heart won't hurt any more. I miss you less than 0.0 1.
58. Raise a glass and get drunk, drink all the snow and be at a loss for another year.
59. Only blame us for being too young, thinking of our feelings as childhood games and not cherishing each other. I regret it and know that I love you very much.
60. I like fairy tales because I regard them as my childhood.
Drift bottle attractive sentence
1. I can't sleep for the first 30 years, and I can't sleep for the last 30 years.
If the knife sticks to you, I will feel distressed. If the knife is stuck in me, will you feel bad?
3. When a man menstruates, I sell sanitary classics.
4. Getting up after each fall will make people stronger and stronger. Life is half a memory and half a continuation.
I am eager to be with someone for a long time. How happy I was to leave later?
6. Life without love is incomplete, and love without pain is not profound. Love enriches life, and pain sublimates love.
7. I passed a person countless times, and the clothes were all scratched and there was no spark.
8. mine is mine after all. I will be a passer-by after all. You never loved me. Nothing is destined to happen between you and me. Destiny is predestined. No matter how I cross it, no matter how much I want to be close to you, you will still leave me. I miss you so much, so much, so much to see you.
9. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and they all come from the unaccustomed one who is not around. Once this unaccustomed habit is used, the distance will be alienated.
10. Sometimes I really feel sorry for my parents and have worked hard for myself all my life.
1 1. On the way home, I cried and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
12. Staying up late is because you don't have the courage to end the day, and staying in bed is because you don't have the courage to start the day.
13. If you are destined, you are not afraid, and you will grow old bit by bit.
14. The saddest thing is that you thought you found someone who could protect you, but he gave you all the big waves.
15. Take a cigarette. Travel around the world
16. I cried on the way home, and my tears collapsed again. I can't do anything to walk like this, and I can't be proud and extravagant anymore. What else can I say? What else can I do? I hope you can hear me, because I love you and let you go.
17. You can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; You can't be enemies because you love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers.
18. I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me. If one day I don't like you anymore, will my life be as decadent as before? I don't want to live that life again, so please, at least like me before I give up on you.
19. Sometimes your dream is a kind of happiness, and sometimes your dream is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes getting is a kind of happiness, and sometimes losing is also a kind of happiness; Sometimes success is a kind of happiness, sometimes failure is also a kind of happiness. Sometimes wealth is a kind of happiness, and sometimes poverty is also a kind of happiness. Unhappiness can't be happiness today or now, but it may be happiness tomorrow or later!
20. The girl went to school to find him. She said she would live in this city, too, because it has him. They live the life of a young couple. But because she didn't want to be separated, the girl never went to find a job. A week later, the girl said I wanted to go back, so she bought breakfast and stood at the exit. The girl's bus came out. She asked the driver to let her off. The girl got off the bus with breakfast, kissed the boy, and then turned to get on the bus.
2 1. A person's winter is colder than in previous years.
22. Even if there are a million reasons to leave you, I will find a reason to stay for you. Collection of spatial emotional articles
23. Life is endless and lonely. Loneliness is the eternal theme of love. I am alone with my shadow. It said it had something to say to me. It says it misses you very much. It turns out that my shadow and I are thinking about you.
24. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.
25. A person really wants to find someone to accompany him. A person loses himself. I don't know if there is any desire to chase again.
26. No matter where I am, I am only a turn away from you.
27. If someone thinks that there is perfect love in the world, then this person is either a poet or an idiot.
No matter how cruel hardships and misfortunes fate has given a person, it will still give him happiness and sweetness accordingly. Even if this happiness is so short and unreal, it is enough to light up his whole gloomy life in the future.
29. All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusals.
Actually, I really want to talk to someone, but I don't know where to start. Finally, I won't say anything. Tell yourself that tomorrow will be better.
3 1. That was when I left Sexy alone. When I was indifferent to the 24 kinds of true colors on the computer screen, I found that it was black and thick white, and then interlaced into black and white, and I lost my colorful love. Without your network, the computer will be a dead hell!
32. Maturity is not the aging of the heart, but the tears in the eyes but the smile.
33. Leaves fall. The tears scattered by the leaves have fallen, so why bend down to pick them up? Instead of carrying bitter memories, it is better to go to tomorrow and take a bath in the spring rain.
34. Falling in love is a feeling. When this feeling is gone, I am still forcing myself. This is called responsibility! Breaking up is courage! When this courage is gone, I am still encouraging myself. This is called tragic!
35. A simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the instant and lasting feeling, and I am not happy at all, so I only believe in the moment.
36. There are two kinds of people, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. We're caught in the middle. It's ugly.
37. The caged bird hates Guan Yu and can't fly.
If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.
1, homework flooded to countless students!
2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.
You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers, and so are teenagers. If you can, don't wear clothes and go out to play with your brothers.
4. If you are bored, throw a drift bottle and write another bottle on it.
I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. ...
Please brush your teeth before you laugh at me!
7. Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we have to make up our sleep with your class.
8. Don't like me? This is a disease that must be treated. Can't it be cured? Must die! !
9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.
10, I saw Goddess on the Internet today, and I sent her a message: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Oh, my God, the goddess replied to me! I replied excitedly, "Then you pull first, and then we'll talk." An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
1 1, I sighed with emotion: "It is more and more expensive to go to college, but college students are getting cheaper." A rich second generation friend of mine said, "I feel the same way. It's quite cheap to go to college now. " Khan, this hearing ...
12, I think there must be a lot of people who secretly love me? Because for so many years, no one confessed to me.
Don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life.
Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.
15, sick child: "Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection?" Father: "That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then the injection won't hurt. " Sick child: "but I still hurt!" " Father: "that's because your ass can drink a lot!" " "
16, "In the eyes of foodies, I will always be just a piece of meat." bacon
17, do you know why you use your husband's money? It turns out that "husband" is "yuan" and "husband" pays the bill in turn!
18, q: what do you want to see most on your way to school late? A: Other students who are late!
19, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! reliable
20. I went to a friend's house today and saw four QQ's hanging on her computer. Two of them were blank and had no friends, but the QQ level was above one grandchild. Curious, I asked her why she hung up two QQ without friends. She was full! She said slowly, I will give it to my children in the future, and I can't let them lose at the starting line. OMG, her image suddenly stood tall in my mind.
2 1, Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are kind to her, it is not as good as a kiss from a rich and handsome man.
Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.
23, homework is coming to the fire, you go to the fire, you can't find a bigger fire, how can you burn so much homework!
24. Monthly income of 3w, consider low-end European tour; Monthly income 1w to 2w, please choose Southeast Asia tour; If the monthly income is below 1w, please choose domestic tour; If the monthly income is below 5k, please choose to travel in the province; Please choose an outing when the monthly income is 3k. If the monthly income is below 2k, please choose edible oil; If the monthly income is below 1k, please choose sleepwalking. Please arrange the tour route according to your income.
25." 1 10? Somebody please. Something is wrong! ""Hello, what's your emergency? " "Both girls want to associate with me and fight!" "That ... this ... this ..." "Come on! Ugly is going to win! "
26. When you wake up every morning, you and the sunshine are there. This is the future I want.
27. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.
To admit one's greatness is to admit one's ignorance.
29. In fact, you have changed, but I have always been obsessed with memories.
30. Life is just a drop in the ocean, but it carries too many feelings.
3 1. Never compare new love with old love. That only proves that you can't let go of the old one.
32. The original love is also a kind of love, and the original heartache can also be treated gently.
33. Happiness is that as long as you hold your right hand, you won't be afraid even if you lose everything.
34. If you miss it, there will be new encounters; Fate is, neither early nor late, just right.
35. The greatest admiration in life is that you can afford it, and the greatest comfort in life is that you can put it down.
36. You said you would love me all my life, but I forgot to ask, that's the kind of life.
37. Shakespeare once said: There is love at this age, but there is no future.
38. When you came, I thought you wouldn't leave. When you left, I pretended that you had never lived in the future.
Girl, remember that you are not married to a prince, but to someone who treats you like a princess.
40. Some people, alone, can't say anything but like it.
4 1, happiness, just talking casually, but not everyone is qualified to talk casually about happiness.
42. If it weren't for you, I could laugh at love without scruple.
43. Love makes us blush first, and then blush.
44. I used time to prove my singleness, but you let time prove my stupidity.
45. If we hadn't met at the beginning, wouldn't there be today's pain?
Thunderous phrase: If you are bored, throw a drift bottle and write another bottle on it!
1. Homework is flooding, and countless students are vying for it!
2. How painful it is to be called a handsome boy only when you buy clothes.
You said that women are clothes, brothers are brothers and teenagers, so don't wear clothes to go out to play with your brothers if you have the ability.
4. If you are bored, throw a drift bottle with another bottle written on it.
I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life. . .
Please brush your teeth before laughing at me!
Teacher, since you let us stay up late to do our homework, we will use your class to make up for our sleep.
8. Don't like me? This is a disease that must be treated. Can't it be cured? Must die! !
9. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the teacher is talking about the fourth chapter, Xueba is reading the eighth chapter, and I am still reading the catalogue.
10. I saw Goddess on the Internet today, and I sent her a message: "Are you there?" Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, "Yes, what's the matter?" Oh, my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I replied excitedly, "Then you pull first, and then we'll talk." An hour has passed, why hasn't the goddess finished?
1 1. I have a feeling that going to college is getting more and more expensive, but college students are getting cheaper. A rich second generation friend of mine said, I feel the same way. It's cheap to go to college now. Khan, this hearing
12. I think there must be many people who have a crush on me because no one has confessed to me for so many years.
13. Don't be discouraged. Although your chest is small, your face is big. Although you are short, you have a high hairline. Although your fat is thick, your wallet is thin. Although your salary is small, your workload is heavy. Although your bank account is empty, your shopping cart is full. Although you have a bad life, your rival in love has a good life. Although he doesn't like you, others don't like you either.
14. Sick child: Why should I wipe the cotton ball before the injection? Father: That's alcohol. Get your ass drunk first, and then give an injection to relieve the pain. Sick child: But I still hurt! Father: That's because your ass can drink a lot!
15. In the eyes of foodies, I will always be just a piece of meat. bacon
16. Do you know why you need your husband's money? It turns out that my husband reads backwards, and my husband reads backwards to pay the bill!
17. Q: What do you want to see most when you are late for school? A: Other students who are late!
18. Coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Coping with a cold: sleeping. Fight hunger: sleep. Coping with lovelorn: sleeping. Sleep for 20 years, go to sleep! Trustworthy ~
19. Today, I went to a friend's house and saw four QQ's hanging on her computer, two of which were blank and had no friends, but the QQ level was above one grandchild. Curious, I asked her why she hung up two QQ without friends. She was full! She said slowly, I will give it to my children in the future, and I can't let them lose at the starting line. OMG, her image suddenly stood tall in my mind.
20. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.
2 1. Life is like a pressure cooker. I know myself well when I'm under too much pressure.
22. The homework is almost on fire, so you can go to the fire. Can't you find a bigger fire? With so much homework, how to burn it?
23. Monthly income of 3w, consider low-end European tour; Monthly income 1w to 2w, please choose Southeast Asia tour; If the monthly income is below 1w, please choose domestic tour; If the monthly income is below 5k, please choose to travel in the province; Please choose an outing when the monthly income is 3k. If the monthly income is below 2k, please choose edible oil; If the monthly income is below 1k, please choose sleepwalking. Please arrange the tour route according to your income ~!
24. 1 10? Somebody please. Something happened! Hello, what's your emergency? Both girls are going out with me. It's a battle! Then come here quickly! Ugly is going to win!
25. If Pan Jinlian doesn't open the window, he won't meet Ximen Qing; If you don't meet Simon, you won't cheat; If Song Wu hadn't cheated, he wouldn't have been forced to go to Liangshan. Song Wu is not in Liangshan, and Fang La will not be captured; If Fang La is not captured, he can destroy the Great Song Dynasty; Without the Great Song Dynasty, there would be no shame of Jingkang; Nomads from the customs, there is no qing. Without the Qing Dynasty, China would not have closed its doors, the Opium War and Eight-Nation Alliance's invasion. Then China will be the only superpower in the world! America and other princes are fucking clouds! Alas! Jinlian, it's okay. What the fuck are you driving ~ ~
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