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Tell me if there is any tongue twister. The reward is 1 gold coins.

Four is four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. You can't tell fourteen about current events or forty about facts.

Mouth says legs say mouths, legs say legs love to run errands, legs say mouths but don't move their legs, and legs don't move their mouths. It's better not to have long legs and mouths. Which mouth says legs or legs say mouths?

There are four stones in front of the mountain. Snoop, snore, fan out seven lights, eh, eh, eh, unplug seven nails, ah, shh, shh, drive away seven eagles, lift one foot and kick seven pieces of ice, and the flying clouds cover seven stars.

On March 3rd, Xiaosan went hiking. Going up the mountain and down the mountain, down the mountain and up the mountain; Climbed the mountain three times and ran three miles; Sweat all over and wet three shirts; "Shout loudly on Little Three Hill, only three feet away from the sky".

Four and fourteen are four, ten is ten, fourteen is fourteen, and forty is forty. Who can tell forty, fourteen and forty? Whoever tries, who says fourteen is forty, who says forty is a mat, who is forty.

Count frogs, one frog with one mouth, two eyes and four legs, and plop into the water.

Two frogs with two mouths, four eyes and eight legs jumped into the water with two plops. Three frogs with three mouths, six eyes and twelve legs jumped into the water with three plops.

Four frogs with four mouths, eight eyes and sixteen legs jumped into the water with four plops. ...

The shoulder pole and bench are wide, the shoulder pole is long, the bench is wider than the shoulder pole, the shoulder pole is longer than the bench, the shoulder pole should be tied to the bench, and the bench should not let the shoulder pole be tied to the bench.

The coach and the main blue coach are female coaches, while coach Lu is a male coach. Coach Lan is not a male coach, and coach Lu is not a female coach.

Lan Nan is the main player in the men's basketball team, while Lv Nan is the main player in the women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in the men's basketball team and coach Lan trains Lv Nan in the women's basketball team.

Xiaozhu has a little book, on which a small tree is drawn, and there is a little pig under it. The path tore Xiaozhu's little book, tore the small trees on the book, and didn't tear the pigs under the tree. Xiaozhu asked Xiaolu to pay for the small book. Xiaolu said to Xiaozhu, "I will pay for your small book, the small tree in your book, and not the pig under your tree."

Xiao Xu can't afford to catch big fish. The fishing rod complains that the hook is too straight and not curved enough, and the hook complains that the fishing rod is too curved and not straight enough. I don't know whether the hook is straight or straight.

green seedlings are blooming, and flowers are blossoming to bear fruit, and fruit is blossoming, and flowers are like clouds.

The chemical fertilizer will volatilize

Black chemical fertilizer gets grey, and when the gray chemical fertilizer turns black

Black chemical fertilizer gets grey will volatilize; Grey fertilizer will turn black when it volatilizes < P > Black fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes; Gray fertilizer will fly when it volatilizes and turns black < P > Black fertilizer will volatilize and turn gray and black, which is taboo for flowers to fly; Gray-black fertilizer will volatilize, and black ash is taboo for flying flowers < P > Black-gray fertilizer ash will volatilize, and black-gray fertilizer ash will be taboo for flying black-gray flowers; Gray-black fertilizer will volatilize, and the black ash will be turned into ash to avoid flying flowers < P > Black-black fertilizer ash will volatilize, and the black ash will fly back; Ash, ash, black fertilizer will volatilize black ash and turn it back to ash for fear of flying flowers < P > Red paste red powder lanterns, and send glorious lanterns to military families; Fenfen paste pink lanterns, send light glory to military families; Red and paste the pink lanterns, paste the pink lanterns; Fen Fen pastes the pink lanterns and the red ones.

a compost, a pile of ash, fertilizer mixed with ash, ash loss fertilizer, do not mix fertilizer with ash, to prevent ash loss fertilizer.

Lao Du and Lao Gu are on the road to prosperity. Lao Du raised rabbits and Lao Gu raised deer. Lao Gu gave Lao Du ten rabbits, and the two families were equal in number; Gu Gu gave Lao Du ten deer, and his family was half of Du's. Ask Lao Du how many rabbits he keeps, and then ask Lao Gu how many deer he keeps.

In the south, the big dog with tail and ears from his big uncle's family came, and in the north, the second dog with tail and ears from his second uncle's family came. His big uncle's big dog took a bite from his second uncle's big dog. His second uncle's dog with tail and ears also bit his big uncle's dog with tail and ears. I don't know if it was his big uncle's big dog with tail and ears that bit his second uncle's second dog with tail and ears first. Or his second uncle's dog with tail and ears, who bit his big uncle's dog with tail and ears first.

A mute came from the south, with a horn pinned to his waist; A Lama came from the north with an otter in his hand. The Lama carrying the otter horse wants to exchange the otter horse for the dumb speaker who doesn't have the speaker; Dumb people who don't have horns don't want to trade horns for otters of lamas who carry otters. I don't know if the mute with the horn gave a trumpet to the Lama carrying the otter horse; Or did the Lama with the otter horse hit the dumb otter horse with a horn? Lama went home to stew otters; Dumb, beep, beep! Blow the horn!

on September 9th, nine drunkards got drunk. Nine wine glasses, nine glasses of wine, and nine wine fans drink nine mouthfuls. Drink nine mouthfuls of wine and pour nine glasses of wine. Nine wine fans picked up the wine, and there were nine mouthfuls of "splash, splash". Nine glasses of wine, nine sips of wine, and nine drinks made you drunk.

There is a star in the sky, a piece of ice under the ground, an eagle on the house and a row of nails on the wall. Looking up, I couldn't see the stars in the sky. Ping-pong broke the ice underground, hushed and hushed away the eagle on the house, and pulled out the nails on the wall.

There are 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law. Eighty-eight myna will spend the night on the 88 bamboos in front of the 88-year-old father-in-law. Eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law forbid eighty-eight myna to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboo trees, and eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law send eighty-eight golden bow and silver bombers to shoot eighty-eight myna, and forbid eighty-eight myna to spend the night on eighty-eight bamboo trees in front of eighty-eight-year-old father-in-law

There are three old men living on the mountain, three boys living at the foot and three elder brothers and three sisters-in-law living on the mountainside. Three boys at the foot of the mountain, find three brothers and three sisters-in-law, borrow three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds, and lend three boys at the foot of the mountain three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds. Three boys at the foot of the mountain borrowed three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from three Laozi at the foot of the mountain, and three Laozi at the foot of the mountain didn't have three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds yet, so they had to go to the waist of the mountain to find three brothers and three sisters-in-law, and borrowed three buckets and three liters of Ziziphus jujuba seeds from three boys at the foot of the mountain. During the Chinese New Year, the three boys from Yamashita laid the Ziziphus jujuba seeds, returned the mountain as the waist, and three brothers and three sisters-in-law, and two Ziziphus jujuba seeds with three buckets and three liters.

On March 3rd, Xiaosan went hiking. Go up and down, down and up. Climbed the mountain three times and ran three miles. Sweat all over and wet three shirts. Little Three Hill shouted, "It's only three feet and three feet from the sky!"

Si Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi went to the market at 14: 4 on April 14th. Si Xiaosi bought 44 kilograms of tomatoes and Shi Xiaoshi bought 14 kilograms of fine silk. Si Xiaosi wanted to exchange his 44.4 jin tomatoes for Shi Xiaoshi's 14.4 jin fine silk. Shi Xiaoshi was unwilling to exchange his 14.4 jin fine silk for Si Xiaosi's 44.4 jin tomatoes. Si Xiaosi said that my 44.4 jin tomatoes could increase nutrition and prevent myopia; Shi Xiaoshi said my 14.4 jin fine silk could be woven into satin and silks, and reel off raw silk.

Shi Xiaosi and Shi Xiaoshi come to the reading room together. Shi Xiao was fourteen years old and Shi Xiaoshi was forty years old. Shi Xiaosi, who is fourteen years old, likes reading poems, while Shi Xiaoshi, who is forty years old, likes reading newspapers. Shi Xiaoshi, 4, found a good poem and handed it to Shi Xiaosi, 14. Shi Xiaosi, 14, saw a good newspaper and handed it to Shi Xiaoshi, 4.

sixty-six-year-old old man Lu built sixty-six buildings, bought sixty-six baskets of oil, raised sixty-six cows and planted sixty-six weeping willows. Sixty-six baskets of oil, piled in sixty-six buildings; Sixty-six cows, buckled in sixty-six weeping willows. Suddenly a gust of wind blew down sixty-six buildings, overturned sixty-six baskets of oil, broke sixty-six weeping willows, killed sixty-six cows, and killed the 66-year-old old man Lu.

There is a Building No.6 in Liulin Town, and Liu Laoliu lives in Building No.6.. One day, Niu Lao Liu came and took six monkeys; Hou Lao Liu came and pulled six cows; Come to the old six, and carry six baskets of oil; Here comes you Lao Liu, carrying six silks. Niu Laoliu, Hou Laoliu, Qiu Laoliu and You Laoliu lived in Building No.6 of Liu Laoliu. In the middle of the night, the cow arrived at the monkey and the monkey had a bullfight, which knocked down the oil of Qiu Laoliu and damaged the silk of You Laoliu. Niu Lao Liu helped Qiu Lao Liu put away the oil, Hou Lao Liu helped You Lao Liu wash off the silk and oil it, tied up the cow and watched the monkey, and went upstairs to drink together.

A grandfather, surnamed Gu, went to the street to buy vinegar and cloth. He bought cloth and vinegar, and saw an eagle catching a rabbit when he looked back. He put down the cloth and vinegar before stepping forward to chase the eagle and rabbit, but the eagle flew away and the rabbit ran away. The vinegar was knocked over, wetting the cloth.

In Qinglong Cave, the dragon dreams, while in Qinglong Cave, it dreams for thousands of years, and the dragon is trapped in the deep cave. Since the arrival of the new Yugong, Yugong poked the Qinglong Cave, and dragons gushed out of the Qinglong Cave, and the dragons went to the farmland to work as agricultural workers.

The sun sets from west to east. Listen to me sing a song. There was no thunder in the sky, and stones on the ground rolled uphill. Camels in the river can lay eggs, and carp in the mountains build nests. December is hot and sweaty, and June is cold and shivering.

Sister looks in the mirror, combs her hands, and carries the donkey in her pocket outside the door.

Dong Dong's family, Tong and Dong, belong to the same kind of wax gourd. Knowing that Dong Dong's melon is big, Tong's family came to Dong's family to learn to grow wax gourd. Dongmen Dong's family knows how to grow wax gourd, so they can teach Dongmen Tong's family to grow wax gourd. Tong Jia and Dong Jia all know how to grow wax gourd, and the wax gourd of Tong Jia and Dong Jia is bigger than a bucket.

The Chiang family built a pile of walls, and the Yang family raised a sheep, the Yangjia sheep, which collapsed and killed the Yang family's sheep. The Jiang family asked the Yang family to pay for the wall and the Yang family asked the Jiang family to pay for the sheep.

Red's good friend Lan Lan will build a red house, and Blue's good friend Hong Hong will build a blue house. Will build the blue of the red house, may the gang build the red of the blue house and the red of the blue house, and may the gang build the blue of the red house and the blue house.

Pick up a pebble, draw a Fang Gezi on the ground, draw a grid to build a house, draw a square grid to build a big house, draw a small square grid to build a small house, give the house upstairs to pigeons, and give the house downstairs to rabbits.

Shi Shi loves lions and vows to eat ten lions. At the right time, ten lions are suitable for the market, and ten lions are regarded as ten lions, and ten lions die. I picked up ten lions' corpses, which were suitable for the stone room, and the stone room was wet. My envoy wiped the stone room, and the stone room was wiped. I regarded the ten lions: it was ten lions' corpses!

The cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses him. The cowherd loves Liu Niang every year, and Liu Niang misses him again and again. The cowherd loves Liu Niang, and Liu Niang misses him, and Lang Lian Niang misses her.

There is a round eye in front of the mountain and a round eye in the back of the mountain. They came up the mountain to compare their eyes. I wonder if it's a round eye? Or round eyes with strict eyes?

A camel rides a mule, meets a woman and carries an eggplant. The camel gets an eggplant, and the woman drags the camel off the mule, asking the camel to pay for the eggplant.

mom rides a horse, but the horse is slow; Mother scolded the horse. Niu Niu rode an ox, but the ox was slow. Niu Niu twists a cow.

If we want to talk about sorrow, let's talk about it all and sing the eighteen sorrows of tongue twisters for a while. Wolves are also worried, tigers are also worried, elephants are also worried, deer is also worried, mules are also worried about horses, pigs are also worried, dogs are also worried, cows are also worried, sheep are also worried, ducks are also worried about geese, toads, crabs, clams, turtles and fish are all worried. Tiger sorrow dare not play tricks on the ambition of wolf sorrow under the mountain, like sorrow's face is thick and thick, and deer sorrow has a pair of big horns A horse worries about a saddle for a thousand miles, and a mule worries about it for a lifetime. Sheep sorrow has grown a beard since childhood, and cow sorrow has committed an ox shaft. Dog sorrow can't change the net eating shit, and pig sorrow can't leave its stinking ditch. The duck's sorrow flattened its mouth, and the goose's sorrow skull grew a' thump' head on the door. Toad is worried about pustules and scabs, while crab is worried about the net. The clam is closed to the outside world, the turtle is timid, the fish can't walk without water, and the shrimp can't stick its head with empty guns.

In the first month, the first month is right, two sisters go shopping for lanterns. The elder sister's name is Pink, and the second sister's name is Pink. The pink woman is wearing a pink coat, and the pink woman is wearing a coat pink. The pink woman holds a bottle of pink wine, and the pink woman holds a bottle of wine pink. The sisters found a lonely place and pushed a cup for a drink, Liu Ling. Female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank female pink wine, female pink drank one drunk, and female pink drank one drunk. The female pink grabs the female pink and hits, and the female pink grabs the female pink and twists. The pink woman tore the pink coat of the pink woman, and the pink woman tore the pink coat of the pink woman. Sisters left their hands after the fight and bought their own thread and sewed it themselves. The pink girl bought a pink thread, and the pink girl bought a pink thread. The pink woman sews the pink coat backwards, and the pink woman sews the pink coat backwards.