Funny and provocative. I knew it.

1. Deliberately study, work, live and live like individuals!

2. The best friend is always the wallet. When we are thin, we feel extremely distressed.

3. After becoming mothers, many women suddenly understand what "father loves like a mountain"! Shan usually just stays there doing nothing, standing on tiptoe.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

Don't be fat, or no one will believe you are a beggar when you are poor.

6. Now college students want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend when they are full and have nothing to do. I'm great. I don't have enough to eat.

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately again this month, I spent all my money in advance.

8. I'm really worried about getting wet today. I'm afraid I'm cute.

9. All shall be well that ends well for the rich, and the poor become house slaves.

10. Don't use honey traps on me in the future, or I will accompany you.

1 1. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

12. We should keep quiet in class, after all, it is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

13. In my life, the first truth I understand is that people are iron and beds are magnets.

14. I'm so afraid of heights that I can't look down for money all my life.

15. I heard girls say that overlap is cute, and I have completely mastered this skill. I, I, I, I stutter.

16. As long as I insist on not sending a circle of friends, I will become a star. I am 0 update.

17. I laid my cards on the table. In fact, I have a boyfriend who is not stable at present, and sometimes I can't dream of it …

18. Actually, I'm good at acting. I pretend to be stupid and sand sculpture every day, but I'm not really a beautiful woman. I have gentle words and a small temper, and I won't swear.

19. One pot of milk tea: 65438+ 0.25g of sugar to boil. 2. Add 500 ml of milk. 3. Dump and pick up the phone to order takeout.

20. I am pregnant, my child. Your child wants milk tea and fried chicken. You got it?

2 1. Boys who have no objects in the circle of friends ask me to delete boys that others don't want, and I don't want them either.

22. I don't like going to banks much more than eunuchs like going to brothels. I didn't go to some things, and it also brought shame on myself.

23. I think I am very good at putting boys to sleep. Are you there? They said they were going to bed.

24. Those who change girlfriends immediately after breaking up can delete each other with me. It's not my turn to change What do you mean?

25. I got a call from the cheater today, and I couldn't bear to hang up. They have all returned to work, and everything is developing in a good direction.

26. Friend, you can smoke, drink, pack and fight, but if you don't like studying, I'm sorry we don't know anyone.

27. It was raining in Mao Mao today, and I suddenly remembered the day my security guard took up his post. The captain asked me, "Do you know who you want to protect?" I talk about the master, but I think of you. ;