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Life is not easy to be funny. Let's talk about sentences again. Life is not easy to be funny. Let's talk about it below.

1. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

2, my principle is: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If someone attacks me, I will be angry?

3. Intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

I installed an inch monitor to make my mistakes look smaller.

6. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

7. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible. The topic that the third party is most concerned about this year is the cancellation of the third party liability insurance.

8. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil! It is difficult for rich people to have no money!

9. I want to be an emperor, but I am afraid of verbosity; Want to be an official, afraid of many things; Want to eat, afraid to brush the pot; Afraid of getting into trouble, I really want to beat you up.

10, when I was a child, I often heard that someone committed suicide because of the pressure of life. At that time, I knew death, but I didn't understand what stress was. Now that I have grown up, I know what stress is, and I don't understand why so many people are still alive.