After being pregnant for three years, what stupid things did you do during your pregnancy?

? That’s simply too much, and I make myself cry every time I think about it. As the saying goes, one pregnancy makes you stupid for three years, and the second pregnancy makes you stupid for half your life? It’s not unreasonable. After giving birth, the hormones in the mother’s body drop. In addition, she wakes up seven or eight times a night to feed her baby. She suffers from severe lack of sleep, and her memory deteriorates. The reaction ability will really drop rapidly, so sometimes I can't even understand the logic, and the whole person looks stupid.

? 1. Often forget to bring things. Think about it before going out. Something is very important and you must bring it with you. Once you have it, put on your shoes, put the things in the entrance hall, and take the garbage out. When you go out, your phone will only have a garbage bag, and you have forgotten things at home. ?

? 2. I once went back to my parents’ house for dinner, thinking about knocking on the door. Then I walked to the unit door and started knocking. When my parents came to open the door, I was stared at by passers-by with all kinds of strange looks.

? 3. When I woke up from a nap in the summer, I used facial cleanser as toothpaste and sunscreen as facial cleanser, and silently complained that this facial cleanser was really difficult to use and I wanted to complain.

? 4. After a day of partying around in a dress, I felt so beautiful. When I got home, my mother reminded me that it was worn inside out, and there were threads all over my body, and there was a huge wash mark on my neck. mark. ?

? 5. He went downstairs to open the unit door for his parents, and locked himself out of the door with his backhand.

? 6. Go for a pregnancy test, fill out a form and ask to write down your mobile phone number. The more anxious you are, the less you can remember it. Then you feel so wronged and burst into tears. The husband next to you is scared and nervous. I thought there was something wrong with the inspection. After I finished speaking with sobs, my husband looked at me with a look of care for a mentally retarded child.

7. When I took the bus, I swiped my card as hard as I could, but there was no response. The bus driver was embarrassed to blame me when he saw my big belly. Finally, he stretched his neck and looked at it, and then said that what I swiped was not a bus card. , I looked down and saw, oh, it’s an ID card. There are simply too many things like this.