A humorous sentence that relaxes the mood

1、

How about making Lang Hua a slave? It is not as elegant as a flower.

Beautiful women get angry when they hear words, and don't believe that dead flowers are better than living ones.

Before throwing the flowers at Lang: Let Lang sleep with the flowers today!

——? Tang Yin's Flowers of Jealousy

2、

One day on the lake, one day on the lake.

One day living on the lake, one day lying on the lake.

-Yuan Hongdao's West Lake

3、

Chicken is raised for chicken food, and chicken oil is cooked.

The master had a good plan, so he didn't know it was related to the chicken.

-Yuan Mei's chicken

4、

All the rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea are in other people's homes.

Nothing happened at the end of the year, and Zhu Liang watched plum blossoms.

-Tang Yin's New Year's Eve poem

5、

No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin,

Not rotten or thin, bamboo shoots and braised pork.

-Su Shi's poem "Braised Meat with Bamboo Shoots"

6、

The wall was wet with heavy rain, and Zhuge had no intention of looking for Sean.

Guan Yu fled the Red Rabbit Horse, and Liu Bei went to the battlefield with a knife.

-Ouyang Xiu's Guessing Poems

7、

On the boat, I only make up poems. I read Tang poems and read the Mid-levels.

I didn't eat before.

-Yang Wanli's breakfast poem

8、

One by one, two, three, four or five.

Six dollars, seven dollars, and eight or nine dollars are all missing when flying into the reed flower.

-Qianlong "Flying Snow"

9、

When a rice ridge met Du Fu, Li stood out.

Don't be too thin, but you are always worried that you can't write past poems.

-Li Bai's Play for Du Fu

10、

One, two, three or four, five, six, seven, eight and ninety.

Thousands of pieces are always missing when they fly into plum blossoms.

-Zheng Banqiao's "Singing Snow"

Popular class

1. If the whole world doesn't want you, remember to come to me. I know several traffickers.

2. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

3. I don't believe it. I only believe that a drop will last for three seconds and never part.

If being rich is a mistake, I'd rather repeat it.

5, even if you want to cry again, you should smile and say: you are a grandfather!

6. People who lose weight must not add any weight loss groups. On the surface, they can encourage each other, but it is useless. If you are not the fattest, you will relax because someone is at the bottom.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, nor between love and ignorance, but when we are sitting together, you are playing with your mobile phone.

8, many things, between not being wronged and being melodramatic.

9. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

10 What moment makes you feel really poor? God replied: I asked all the buildings in the school, but I didn't borrow the Nokia mobile phone charger.

lyrics

1、

Zebra Zebra? Don't fall asleep

Zebra zebra

You go to sleep. Go to bed? zebra

-Teng Jintao's zebra

2、

It is raining in Tokyo

Get wet in Paris

-Chris Lee "See you at the next intersection"

3、

Your smile is like a vicious dog.

Touch my heartstrings

-Flower porridge "Thieves Will Go"

4、

Memories of bitter hickeys

This is the root of the tree

-Diamond's "Tree Ring"

5、

You are as comfortable in the quilt as I am.

But as unpredictable as the wind.

-Tanya Chua "Red High Heels"

6、

It's really going to rain.

I really want to live next door to you.

-Vae "Why not"

7、

How warm, kind, abstract and perfect Aries is.

But his whereabouts are unknown, and he has a son for life.

-Qu's White Sheep

8、

No, no, no.

This is my fault.

Silence is not my fault.

-60% off "Wrong"

9、

You sprayed fire.

It's my look.

-May's fire

10、

Miss Dong

You look beautiful when you hang your mouth down.

-Tony. "Miss Dong"

celebrity quote

1、

Marriage is the grave of love, but if you don't get married, love will come to no good end.

anonymous

2、

It's not your fault that you're hallucinating It's your fault to make decisions in hallucinations.

Bertrand Russell

3、

There are no traces of wings in the sky, but I have flown.

Tagore

4、

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but when I stand in front of you, you don't know that I love you.

Tagore

5、

What are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is a 30-degree look? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to raise your head to 30 degrees? In order not to let my tears fall.

-Zhang Ailing

6、

Give me a fulcrum and let me touch your heart again, ok? What makes me sad is that you won't give me this fulcrum until you leave.

Zhang Ai

7、

It is said that cowherd and weaver girl are the most painful, only one day a year. I said they are actually the happiest! Who are you missing for 364 days?

-Zhang Ailing

8、

Even if I am a cactus, I need to be watered by rain occasionally, even if there is only one drop, two drops, three drops and four drops ... At least, it gives me the courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season.

-Zhang Ailing

9、

Life is giving. I have a wish in my heart that no one knows: I hope everyone has a room to live in, every mouth has food to eat, and every heart is warm. I want to dry everyone's tears and not let anyone tear off another hair.

-Ba Jin?

10、

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

Chyi Chin

market quotations

1, you love irony. Are you born of wind oil and cool oil?

2, I feel that I am not at school, but learning to fuck me, simple and rude without wearing a condom.

3, life will make you suffer for a while, and then let you suffer for a lifetime after getting used to it.

4, young only once, not crazy how to tell my son what happened that year.

5, the physique of contemporary adults: nothing is done, and it is inexplicably tired every three to five.

6. I put a stuffy fart in the elevator, and I shouted "something is burnt", so the whole elevator sucked my fart clean.

7. You are so thick-skinned, why don't you have the face to study bulletproof vests?

8. Whenever my parents tell me to concentrate on my studies and not to be with anyone, I feel helpless: What can I do? There are so many people chasing me.

9. It was a playboy to get married at first, but it was a mistake to divorce later.

10, the boss who talks to you about money is a good person, and the ideal person who talks to you about money doesn't want to give you money!