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A letter to my future husband.
Letter to my future husband Dear:
After reading the following, you will think that I am a genius (note? A natural daydreamer.
So far, I am 160cm, and you must be as tall as 170~ 178cm, because I love to wear high heels, especially shoes above 10cm! I don't want my husband to be inferior to myself! You are a gentle person. Sometimes you can't hide your words. With you, I can learn to be more civilized. Gentle people usually wear glasses (hehe, I like to look at handsome guys with glasses). In others' eyes, I am a lady, but I don't have to pretend in front of you! I will try to change it before you appear!
I was born with a loud voice! Then you can also listen to me call you in the northern hemisphere! And I am a sleeper, so don't be as bad as them, call me a pig! You know how beauty comes from. Here comes the sleeping beauty. I love money. I'll keep your salary card then! It's okay. You wouldn't be so afraid of your wife! I'm smart and confused for a while! You are my husband, an incomparable man! I'll marry you home then. I like to say that I didn't marry you until I was twenty-five years old! You must be a cow. I'm the boy who whistled and herded cattle. Gaga? If you are not the husband I want, I am your princess, and you may not be my prince!
For your happiness, we will talk for three or five years! I am very patient! Don't be stubborn, or I won't win your heart with ten cows! You must learn to hide. When I was fierce, it was a typhoon of 12! You should accompany me when I am stupid! I'm tired, you should give me a massage! If you are kind to me, I will pay you back ten times. Hee hee, if you are not good to me or obedient, I will pay you back twelve times! Dear husband, you don't think I talk too much nonsense! Otherwise, I will be angry! Your EQ should be around 130 and IQ should be around 140! So far mine is less than one hundred! Otherwise, two little idiots may have created a big idiot (high IQ)! I hope we are confused about love! Take your career seriously! Be sincere to your friends! Pay attention to your family! Be generous to me! Gaga? I'll kiss you! Hee hee!
XXX
XXXX。 X. X
Two letters to my future husband XXX:
1. Give me an unforgettable proposal. It doesn't need much luxury, as long as it reminds me that growth is complete and sweet. Marry me and be my husband. I don't need you to be tall and handsome, as long as you love me completely and have a broad mind that can tolerate my little waywardness and femininity.
Second, you are responsible for me. You have a healthy body, because it bears the responsibility of the family. Please don't hurt it easily with alcohol, nicotine, overwork and overdraft sleep.
If we are poor, I only hope that you have an enterprising heart, and I am willing to do my meager strength to improve our lives and face poverty, failure, frustration and disease with you? However, please, be sure to keep a positive and optimistic attitude and never give up your love and pursuit of life.
I don't need you to earn a lot of money. In fact, people actually need very little. I hope you can get rid of all unnecessary social activities, do some housework with me, learn to change diapers for children, tell him stories about wolves and watch cartoon movies with us? When the children grow up, you will understand how warm and precious these trivial things are.
Always greet my parents and let them know that you care. They will feel how lucky and happy they are to marry their daughter to you. I will love your parents from the bottom of my heart. Although I am stupid, I will try my best to take care of their son!
If you are angry or unhappy outside, please don't smoke and drink alone. I am your wife, and I want to share it with you. Please make a fuss about me and let me hold you to sleep. Please share your happiness with me and let me cheer for you.
I am forgetful and willful, and sometimes I am too lazy to clean the room or wash clothes? Please don't lose your temper, just relax temporarily, as long as you lovingly hold me in your arms, call me a little idiot and lazy, and then pretend to help me clean up? I'll be happy to do them well.
Eight, we will have our own circle of friends, and the role of friends is sometimes irreplaceable by lovers. Hope we can respect each other's friends and trust each other. When my friends need comfort, please take good care of the children and let me do my best for them. Your friends need you. When you can't go home at night, please call me to report that you are safe. The lights at home will not go out and the doors will not be locked.
I know I'm not the most beautiful and intelligent woman. I have many shortcomings, but I will strive to improve myself and make myself healthy, confident, beautiful and virtuous. When your friends mentioned me, they all said that your wife was fine. I also hope that when people tell me about you, your husband is very capable and looks very energetic.
10. If I am tired and have the conditions to be a little woman at home, please let me rest. I can't contribute financially to my family, but I promise you that when you get home, you will see a gentle smiling face, brewed tea, clean room and washed smelly socks. Although I can't tell bean sprouts from vegetables, I will try my best to cultivate myself into the greatest chef in the world according to the "Gourmet Book".
1 1. Married life is boring. I hope we can all spend and even enjoy this dullness with optimism, calmness and gratitude, and have fun in daily necessities and endless housework. I assure you that I am absolutely loyal to you and to our marriage and family. If one day, you are bored and meet a woman who makes you more enamored, I will be jealous, angry, sad and even noisy, because I can't bear to part with you.
When we are 70 years old, I hope we still light candles for each other. You hold my hand, which is no longer soft, and say to me so affectionately. Thank God for giving me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world. She just has no teeth! ? And I was as naughty as then, holding your wrinkled face: thank God, let me pick up the most handsome and intelligent old man in this century, just hunched over!
Thirteen, I love you.
XXX
XXXX。 X. X
Letter to my future husband Dear:
We are together, not because of will, not because of body, not because of money. We are together for a simple reason: we love each other and want to be together day and night.
Write to your future partner and ask him to marry you and be your wife. Even if you are not a rich man, in my eyes, if I marry you, I will be the richest bride in the world. Because you gave me love that no one can replace. And after marriage, in my eyes, I am still the richest woman in the world. Even if you just give me a small house with one room and one living room, or rent a house, I can nest with you to watch TV and whisper, so that when I am sleepy, I can lie in your arms and have a rest harbor, and I feel enough. As long as you are here, nowhere is a problem.
When I wake up every morning, the first thing I see is you. I get up briefly, wash my face, make breakfast, and rush to the outside world with a good mood. After work, or wander around outside at will, or buy food to go home, make some side dishes, warm the lights, go out for a walk after dinner, talk about your worries and relieve the pressure of work during the day. Then, read books, watch TV, surf the Internet or listen to music. A dull and passionate life.
Although you do your business, I will try my best to support you, undertake my housework, and occasionally ask you to go to the kitchen and do laundry.
I won't ask, okay? Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Who will you save? problem I will treat your parents like my own, because I know that without them, there would be no you and my happiness today. I will be good to your mother. Even if she is an unreasonable old man, I will try my best to accommodate her, because I know you will sympathize with my grievances. But I also hope that you can often accompany me home to see my parents and make them feel at ease about my life.
I hope we have the same friends and our own independent circle of friends. I won't completely disrupt your life circle. You don't need to get rid of all unnecessary social activities and go home early. Although I will be lonely at home, I know that if you cancel all the appointments and stay at home with me, you will be even more lonely. I will set you free, because if I fall in love with you, I will accept everything from you. If you bring me into your circle, I promise I won't act like a tigress in front of your friends. In front of your friends, I will give you enough face! Make you the happiest man!
You can be male chauvinist, because I have no women's rights. In some ways, I don't believe and don't want equality between men and women. Men still have to be like men. But only if we respect each other. You can be weak and naive once in a while, and I will cherish and pity you. Men also have a vulnerable side, which I can understand and accept.
You don't need to be tall and strong, and your arms don't need to be strong and strong. You can hold me in your arms when I wake up from my dream in the middle of the night. When I am sad, you will hold me silently and let me cry in your arms. You don't need a rich income, and I won't give you financial pressure. I will endure my day, and I am willing to work with you for our future happiness.
But you must have a broad mind and tolerate me, because I will be willful occasionally, I am immature and sometimes unreasonable like a child.
But you must be single-minded and loyal. You can only have me in your heart, because there is no room for sand in my eyes.
If one day, your passion is gone and you want to find another new sky of your own, please tell me and I will accept it. Even if there are tears in your eyes, they will fall after you turn around. Although there is great disappointment, if you are with me, you will not be happy and I will not be happy. So I would rather suffer alone than together.
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