Talking about chocolate love

If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is a tear I miss you; If two drops of water fall from the sky, it is that I love you and am ecstatic; If there are countless water drops in the sky, it is ... Forget it, it's raining.

Don't panic when you meet a dog on the road. Fight bravely. There will be at most three results: first, you win, you are better than the dog; Second, if you lose, you are even worse than a dog; Third, you are even. You are like a dog.

Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story. At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

Late at night, the Boeing 737 pilot went home and knocked at the door. The wife asked: Who? The pilot said humorously: 737 requesting landing! Suddenly a man in the room shouted: Roger that, 777 will take off immediately to make room for you.

If there are no flowers, spring will be lonely, if there is no passion, the four seasons will be mediocre, if there is no me, you will lose someone who cares about you the most! Without you, the rabbit will ask, "Who should I compete with?"

You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan, and I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love makes us walk upright.

Thank you for the flowers, dear. When your wedding anniversary comes, I will also send you a bouquet.

If I have seven apples in my left hand and eight apples in my right hand, it can be concluded that I have … a pair of big hands.

There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

You can't add water to milk, but you can add milk to water; You can't smoke when you pray, but you can pray when you smoke.

Pigs are very useful animals. Pork can be eaten, bristles can be used as brushes, pigskin can be used as leather products, and names can also be used to curse people.

My wife said I was paranoid and took me to see a psychiatrist. I gave the doctor a dozen pieces of advice from office decoration, but the stubborn donkey didn't listen.

I drink very sparingly. Before I drink, I will mark a scale on the cup in advance, and then wait until the wine in the bottle is flush with the scale before drinking a drop. Moreover, in many cases, I won't drink before drinking the scale.

I never eat duck tongue. The things taken out of the duck's mouth are too dirty. I want to eat scrambled eggs.

A bean fell. It's discouraging and frustrating. This bean is me. What can encourage it to stand up? The answer is you! Because there is something called "pig encourages (chocolate) beans".

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. I came to this world to find you, only to find out after trying to find you: mom! Our wings are on the same side.

If I were a fox and you were a hunter, would you chase me? If I were tea and you were boiling water, would you soak me? If I am a car and you are a driver, will you drive (marry) me? If you are money and I am a passbook, I will definitely marry you.

If I were your girlfriend

If I were your girlfriend, I would tell you every day, I like you, why not kiss you; If I were your girlfriend, I would do strange things and force you to have a drink in front of me, just one bite. If I were your girlfriend, I would let you cross the road holding my hand, and I would never look at the oncoming traffic.

If I were your girlfriend, I would like you to shake hands with me like a child, so that I can turn around 360 degrees from time to time and watch you grin and scold me for being bad;

If I were your girlfriend, I would personally help you choose Shuai Shuai's clothes, bracelets and jeans, so that every girl would envy me for having a good boyfriend.

If I were your girlfriend, I would clumsily knit you a light gray all-wool scarf. Although you will find small holes in the first few rows, you must also encourage me to say that it is more exquisite than Hengyuanxiang.

If I were your girlfriend, I would let you take me to see a tragic movie and come out crying. I want you to coax me into saying that it's just a movie, and we won't do that;

If I were your girlfriend, I would suddenly scream hungry when I was shopping, and then let you take me to eat hot pot, order a big table of dishes, and I would be full after eating only a little. I will open my eyes and see your incredible despair and pain, because I want you to eat it all. Hehe, hot pot is the longest, and I like to watch you eat it to death.

If I were your girlfriend, I would buy wine after quarreling, and then sit alone in the distance and cry; If it is my fault, you will scold me angrily, I will call you long distance, and then quietly listen to you sigh that you can't bear to teach me anymore. I will blush and bite my lips and feel glad for the success of the plot;

If I were your girlfriend, I would be overbearing when I was in power, pretending to be good when I was weak, and making you wonder why you were wronged and I was always crying.

If I were your girlfriend, I would give you many, many cute and stupid nicknames and call you if there is anything.

If I were your girlfriend, I would tempt you to like my favorite snacks, ice cream, crispy corners and cream cakes, so that you will never find the courage and reason to say that I am not a lady when I walk to eat ice cream;

If I were your girlfriend, I would give you enough face in front of your buddies and then secretly calculate how many feet or scratches you owe me;

If I were your girlfriend, I would make myself look beautiful and happy. Needless to say, everyone else knows that you are a peerless boyfriend.

If I were your girlfriend, I would only play dumb in front of you, and to your surprise, I, who was originally smart in everyone's eyes, would also make retarded mistakes that only you know;

If I were your girlfriend, I would greet your parents politely when I call you, hoping that they would leave a good impression on me.

If I were your girlfriend, I would ask you to buy me a very cheap but special ring. I will pull my two hands with a couple's ring together and giggle for a long time while watching.

If I were your girlfriend, I would encourage you to do what you like, instead of binding your dreams just for study or responsibility, because life is short and happiness is the most important thing;

If I were your girlfriend, I wouldn't stop you from playing computer games moderately. I will also aim at being a gangster's wife and help you peek at whether the policeman next to me sneaks into area A or B;

If I were your girlfriend, if I knew that I had encountered an illness or disaster and couldn't stay with you for a long time, I would lie to you and say that I fell in love with someone else and let us break up;

If I were your girlfriend, I would like to have an afterlife. Let me be your girlfriend again.

If you miss the sound, you must think I'm noisy.

1, the best thing I have ever done is to stand in front of the class teacher and sing "Go to hell with exams and everything"

You told me to go away, I went away, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.

3, but anyone who can easily find an excuse to break up may not intend to entangle with you from the beginning.

When you want to give up, have you thought about your future? If you are not strong now, some people will push their luck even more.

Work hard for your dreams with the person you like, even if the sky is bright, it is so beautiful.

6. May there be endless wine in your dream, and you will wake up as drunk as a fiddler. You should take good care of your black hair, picky belly and smiling eyes.

7. I long for a bright future, but you say it's unrealistic.

8. If you miss the sound, you must think I am noisy.

9. After a farewell, the two places are sad, three meals are tasteless, and the four seasons are more troublesome.

10, today, you are still the reason why I refuse others. Actually, I'm not waiting for you. I just can't like others.

1 1. Even the best things will be lost one day. No matter how deep their memories are, they will be forgotten one day. No matter how beautiful their dreams are, they will wake up one day.

12, you are close at hand and out of reach.

13, Hua Xin was said to be single-minded and dumped.

14, people who are not good at expressing themselves are really suffering, but no one says hello.

15, I loved someone and wanted to be with him. He said he loved me and I believed him.

16, I thought that as long as I like it seriously, I can impress a person. It turned out that I was only impressed by myself.

17, I also want to learn from butterflies, change again and again, make wishes again and again, without thinking, without hesitation; I don't look back or feel sad.

18, the two ends of love, one is to take and the other is to pay. Love can grow only when there is a balance between taking and giving.

19, I thought time would be a good healing medicine, but I didn't expect it was my heart that was used as medicine.

20. I am most afraid of suddenly understanding a song at a certain age, and I am most afraid of hearing myself in the song.

2 1. The biggest rain I met was the day when you turned away in the hot sun.

22. Some people say that the merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world. They chase each other, but they have an eternal distance.

23. Looking at you, I don't know how to speak, so I turned my head away and pretended to ignore your existence.

20 13 loveliest QQ space: I love everything, especially your heart. I will.

1. One day you will believe that sincerity can touch a person.

I will live better without you, because I know you are not worth making me sad.

3. Most things that you have been waiting for too long are not what you originally wanted.

I want to love you in the most selfish, reckless and reckless way.

Peace of mind is nothing more than three things: someone believes you, someone is with you, and someone is waiting for you. I want to be sincere. Don't play with your heart.

6. If you want to keep a man around, let him know that you can leave him at any time.

7. It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself.

8. Smile and keep the beautiful years with brilliance.

9. What I fear most is watching my beloved fall in love with another person.

/kloc-the day after 0/0. N years later, your name will appear in my household registration book.

1 1. Maybe I shouldn't tell you that I like your secret.

12. Wave, never say goodbye, just because of my eternal expectation and nostalgia.

13. The most beautiful thing in the world is that a person has a smile on his face because of you.

14. I like you, this is my exclusive memory.

15. Blame the world for promoting love so beautifully. It's easier to lose than to gain.

You loved her then. But I can't help loving you.

17. accompany me to my old age.

18. When it rains, I just miss you very much.

19. The vague memory of time, but you are clearly engraved in my heart.

I love everything, especially your heart. I will definitely eat it, hee hee.