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Wash your hair and go out to meet friends.

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1. Don't trust others too much, because sooner or later you will find yourself regretting telling the truth. It's so childish. I'm not encouraging you to be complicated. I just hope you can learn to protect yourself.

2. Many things tell us that no matter how well you do, no matter how hard you work, there will always be people scolding you and blackmailing you.

Don't meet again, it's tiring to wash your hair.

I am never honest, and my emotions are written on my face. When you are unhappy, you don't like to talk and just smile.

The only explanation for being single is nothing more than the word excellent.

6. A bad-tempered person like me can only get used to it.

7. Everyone can't live without a mobile phone. If a thousand years later, only the QR code is engraved on the tombstone, and the mobile phone is swept away when passing by, the story of life will come out. Who loved, who hated and who cared, referred to as sweeping the grave. . . This is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the other party has agreed to add you as a friend on the screen.

8. Why break up now? Basically. I don't like it anymore. Not appropriate. No future. Why can't you just admit that you like others?

9. I like clean people, but I don't like stupid people. There are two concepts: having a heart and having a brain.

10. Despising others and paying attention to their shortcomings will not make you look good.

1 1. I was fine before. I think little, go to bed early, like to laugh, and somehow I suddenly live a sloppy life.

12. Spend time on what you should spend. Don't be melodramatic, think about it every day. You don't have much time to work hard. Don't meet anything that smells like sesame and garlic, just blx. As long as you really struggle, you will find yourself great.

13. Is it more cruel to dodge or more merciful to cut the gordian knot?

14. I like to wash my hair with cold water, so I always have a headache. I like snacks and barbecue ice cream, so I always have a stomachache. I like staying up late, so my myopia is very serious, so all my likes have to pay a price.

15. Be cute, be positive and optimistic, and mourn only in your heart.

16. Insecurity+inferiority+stress+anxiety+sadness+loss = me.

17. I am such a person, and I will be good to whoever is good to me.

18. Girls should have money, so that when they are sad, they can immediately book a plane ticket to go where they want to go, instead of crying for three and a half pieces of beer at home.

19. Don't come near me, I'm afraid I'll talk to people as soon as I pay attention.

20. When you are young, talk more romantic words, do more childish things, and don't be afraid of others' jokes and miss the best fragments and occasions in your life.

2 1. There are two words in life: a false alarm and a missed opportunity.