Funny guy who forgot his key. Tell me about their helpless quotations.

1. If you forget something, you can't forget your key. I think I must have a spoon to lock my key in today.

2. I forgot the dormitory key and car key of the mobile phone charger, and asked what else I didn't take with me.

3. The loneliness of life without love is 100% ... all the tears ... I don't want to talk. ...

4, the home is obviously a password lock, because I am too lazy to set it up, I often forget to bring my key to find the unlocking company, and I am drunk.

5. I can't go home without a key, so I have to order something to eat and drink until my mother gets off work.

6. It's really stupid to forget your keys when you go out.

Sure enough, it never rains but it pours When I went home at full speed to pee, I found that I forgot my key again.

9. I forgot my key and credit card. I decided to accept that they were errors on my mainframe and could not be fixed.

10, no one went downstairs and forgot to bring the key, put on pajamas and get the key. ...

1 1, what can we do? We forgot our keys when we went out for a walk, and we were desperate.

12, this sentence describes me. I have no brains when I go out every day. No wonder my mother says I am forgetful. I was so impressed with myself that I forgot my key twice in a week. . .

13, I forgot my key when I went out recently, so I ate dessert and enjoyed my freedom.

14, I forgot my key last time and almost got eaten by mosquitoes.

15, I went home by bus yesterday and got off at the wrong stop. I forgot my keys when I went out to walk my dog today.

16, I was bitten by a poisonous insect today and forgot to bring my key. I am still depressed. . .

17, once in 800 years, I forgot my key and once in 800 years, I forgot my umbrella. It's raining outside now and my roommate hasn't come back yet. I was alone in the corridor, hungry and holding my dying mobile phone.

18, when I forgot my keys, the two of them had a barbecue, and I squatted downstairs like a monkey.

19, the single king lives outside, which I dare not forget: 1. Don't forget your key when you go out. Don't forget to take an umbrella when you leave. It is best not to get sick.

20. I forgot my key in the morning and didn't bring my cell phone when I went out in the afternoon. Do you think I can?

2 1, sorry, I forgot my key.

22、。 I'm going to squat at the door for four or five hours. . Probably I will never forget to bring my key again in my life.

23. It seems that the only thing that can make me lose my energy now is forgetting to bring my key.

24. Forgetting the key is surprisingly repeated.

25. One person works overtime, and the whole floor is shivering with cold, but he still forgets his keys when he goes home.

Tolstoy's famous reading saying: the ideal book is the key to wisdom.

Tolstoy famously said:

Life is not a game, and we have no right to let it go at will.

All happy families are similar, but each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

The value of life is not measured in an instant, but in depth.

If the result of students' understanding in school is that they will never create anything, then their life will always be imitation and plagiarism.

The ideal book is the key to wisdom.

A mind without wisdom is like a lantern without a candle.

7. In order to live happily, we should firmly believe in the possibility of happiness.

8. Don't exaggerate. It is better to speak incompletely than to talk too much.

9. Life is not a pleasure, but a very heavy job.

10, all changes in life, all charm and all beauty are made up of light and shadow.

1 1. Seeking happiness in wealth, power, honor and exclusive love will not only bring happiness, but also lead to the loss of happiness.

12, do your best to fulfill your obligations, you should know how valuable you are.

13. The ideal book is the key to wisdom.

14. Everyone's life should be restricted by certain laws and regulations.

15, I don't know, it's not terrible and harmful. No one can know everything. Terrible and harmful is pretending to know without knowing it.

16, a pure-hearted person, life is full of sweetness and joy.

Happiness lies in living for others.

18, a person who is immersed in mental work is extremely painful if he doesn't move his limbs often.

19, happiness does not mean causing even a little pain to others, but directly contributing to others' happiness and happiness. In my opinion, this aspect can be expressed in the simplest way: happiness lies in not doing evil, forgiving and loving others.

20. You should do more good deeds to be a happy person.

Tolstoy's famous saying 2:

1, a man with a pure heart, life is full of sweetness and joy.

2. Everything that unites people is good and beautiful, and everything that divides people is evil and ugly.

3. Where there is life, there is happiness.

4. You should do more good deeds to be a happy person.

If you do something, do it well. If you can't or won't do it, you'd better not do it.

6. If you forget yourself and love others, you will be quiet, happy and noble.

7. Faith is the driving force of life. .

8. A person with a pure conscience feels that life is a sweet and happy thing.

9. The mission of mankind lies in the pursuit of perfection.

10. If a teacher only has a passion for his career, then he is a good teacher. If he combines love for education with love for students, he is a perfect teacher.

1 1. Man is a river, and the water in the river is still water no matter where it flows. This is beyond dispute. However, rivers are narrow and wide, calm, clear, cold, turbid and warm, and so are people.

12, ideal is the guiding light, without which there is no firm direction; No direction, no life.

13, life should have goals: life goals, one-year goals, one-month goals, one-week goals, one-day goals, one-hour goals, one-minute goals, or sacrificing a small goal for a big goal.

14, the value of life is not measured by time, but by depth.

15, human beings have been given a job, that is, spiritual growth.

16, a person is like a score, his actual ability is like a numerator, and his evaluation of himself is like a denominator. The larger the denominator, the smaller the fractional value.

17, smart people have three characteristics: one is to persuade others to do what they do, the other is never to do things that go against nature, and the third is to tolerate the weaknesses of people around them.

18, the correct way is this: absorb everything that our predecessors have done and move on.

19, the main obstacle to understanding truth is not fallacy, but specious truth.

20. Avoid extravagance and waste. It is better to speak incompletely than to talk too much.

Get the key to the new house and send it to your friends in a low profile.

1. I just experienced the feeling of spending 5 million+real estate license a day.

If there is money left, you can consider buying a house, even if it is only enough to pay the down payment.

3. If you don't buy a house, the pressure of buying a house is great, and it is easy not to buy a house.

4. In the end, you live in a house bought by others with your money. You still charge your rent and use the money you paid to pay the mortgage.

From today, I will miss the opportunity to see a single room with the handsome intermediary brother downstairs once a year. I really want to knock him out and drag him home.

6. Raise the price to go to stock and use the parents' provident fund to go to stock. Wait until it collapses. Buy a house in five years!

7. Buying a house at home feels so stressful. hey

8. Buying a house is a major event in life. How many people have struggled all their lives to buy a house? Today, I finally achieved this goal.

9. Don't think about going out to play. Think about making money, buying a house, buying a car, decorating the house and paying the mortgage.

10. God, I'm exhausted! In the end, my legs will be broken, and my parents will not nag me not to buy a house.

1 1. I have a house facing the sea and full of spring flowers.

12. Now some young people choose a spouse, the garage is the foundation, and the house is the most important.

13. Every suite is not perfect, but even if the house has only one advantage, it just meets your needs, so it can't be wrong.

14. I hope my choice is correct and there will be no problem when the house is delivered.

15. Garlic is expensive, while mung beans are expensive. If you cry about the house price, you can throw away your savings.

16. It feels so stressful to buy a house! I can't sleep well at night these days and get up early in the morning.

17. Car loan, flower shop, credit card, and now mortgage.

18. if you buy a house, it will go up, and you will be the winner; Don't get up, or your home; If you don't buy a house, the house will go up, and you are a loser; If it doesn't go up, you still have no home.

19. In the harbor of love, I entered the hall of happiness.

20. After buying a house, I feel that I am no longer a child, and I am under great pressure. ....

The key to success is often hidden in a lonely pocket.

1, some people, some things, see clearly, look down.

If you want to walk fast, you can walk alone. If you want to go far, you can go together.

3, love, so that you will not be unhappy because of other people's mistakes, but will be happy because of the truth, always ready to forgive, trust, hope, patience.

The world is sometimes hard and sometimes soft. When we are happy and sad, when we are full of hope, when we are disappointed, we are glad that we always sing a song in our hearts, so that the difficult world will not be forced into our hearts and the weak hearts will not collapse.

5, don't worry about tomorrow, because tomorrow has tomorrow's troubles. There are enough difficulties in one day.

6. So many things that you thought were going to kill you at that time, so many situations that you thought were going to die, will gradually get better. No matter how slow it is, as long as you are willing to wait, it will become a thing of the past. And those you can't overcome temporarily, those you can't overcome, those you can't stand, those you can't stand, tell yourself that whatever can't kill you will eventually make you stronger.

7. Be tolerant of loneliness, because the key to success is often hidden in the pocket of loneliness.

8. Sometimes, we live very tired, not because life is too mean, but because we are too easily infected by the external atmosphere and influenced by other people's emotions. Walking in the crowd, we always feel that there are countless pairs of eyes sweeping our hearts and lungs, and there are many rumors, which eventually confuse our minds and gradually bind us in a mess we weave. In fact, you live for yourself, and not many people can take you to heart. -white

No matter how hard it rains, there will be a rainbow in the end. No matter how sad you are, believe that happiness is waiting for you ahead.

10, every woman in love should not only strive for the happiness of two people, but also leave a retreat for herself. This retreat is nothing more than keeping yourself awake. Any normal relationship will never have no way out unless you take the initiative to cut it off.

1 1, the best love allows you to constantly improve yourself without losing yourself.

12, life is just a few decades, and it seems that the years are unstoppable. It is a kind of happiness to meet a fireworks show in a reincarnation time. Even if the fireworks finally go out, a smiling face will bloom in the sky after all. In what year can you make a life-changing decision? No one can calculate the time that flies. Live every year, every day, ordinary things support people, and ordinary things are true.

13, don't make noise, don't show off, and don't need others to know. Just be yourself quietly.

14, what we complain about later is often the first love. Things have not changed, the environment has changed, the scenery has not changed, the eyes have changed, others have not changed, and they have changed. Only when we complain, if we can look back and think about why we chose him, love him and appreciate him. If he is still the same as he was then, let's try to see it again with youthful eyes.

15, one of the great advantages of marriage is that when you stop loving, you can still be together until you fall in love again.

16, in fact, life needs very little, a glass of water, a bowl of rice, a sentence I love you. But this glass of water, he hopes that the person who loves him brought it to him, that bowl of rice he hopes that the person who loves him cooked it for him, and the sentence I love you, he hopes that the person who loves him said it to him personally.

17. Be kind to yourself. You don't have to expect to always exchange "hard work" and "sacrifice" for love. You can love yourself first. Love yourself and others, and love will not dry up.

18, try everything, because you never know what kind of things or people will change your life.

19, don't trust memories so much, people in them may not miss you.

20, a person, a city, a lifetime of heartache.