The sketch lines of the military wife going to the island

White coat (hereinafter referred to as white): Baby, look how strong this child is.

Bai: Oh, my sister-in-law Lan Yu (seems to be) coming soon, right?

Wear a red coat (hereinafter referred to as red): The weather is bad today, so I can't see clearly. Oh, it's time for me to feed the child some water.

Bai: Hey, sister-in-law, let me hold it for you. Let's go

H: thank you.

Bai: Honey, you will see your father soon.

Huang Yi (hereinafter referred to as Huang): The child is quite fat.

Bai: Exactly.

Monitor: Sisters.

Three women together: Hello.

Monitor: Hello, sister-in-law

Hello, monitor.

Monitor: I am the monitor of the engine class on this ship.

Three women together: hey

Monitor: Today is New Year's Eve. I can send the sister-in-law of the battalion commander, the sister-in-law of the company commander and the sister-in-law of the military doctor to visit relatives in Lanyu ... Sisters, there are waves at sea today, and it is easy to get seasick. Drink some water.

Bai: Yes, have some water.

Monitor: Sister-in-law, are you seasick?

Huang: I feel seasick.

Monitor: Come, come, have some water.

Huang: Thank you.

Monitor: The company commander's sister-in-law drinks water.

Bai: Thank you.

Monitor: The battalion commander's sister-in-law drinks water.

H: thank you.

Monitor: You're welcome.

Monitor: Report.

Bai: Huh?

Monitor: Sister-in-law, why don't I give you a hug and let you drink water?

Bai: Then you must be careful.

Monitor: No problem!

Bai: Come on.

Monitor: Yes! Hey-hey-hey

Bai: Slow down, slow down.

Monitor: Ouch, that's a nice kid. What's that? Really fat.

(Laughter).

Monitor: Oh, this child is really cute. He looks too much like our company commander.

Bai: No.

Huang: What are you talking about? This is not the company commander's child.

Monitor: Is this your child? The child looks too much like a military doctor.

Rhett: What? This is my baby.

Monitor: This is the battalion commander's child.

(gnome male-",everyone wants to)

Monitor: At first glance, the child looks like a company commander, and then he looks like a battalion commander.

(Ha ha ha)

Monitor: Come, I'll go down first. Why am I a little seasick today?

(The monitor left, and everyone laughed. )

Huang: Sister-in-law, sit down!

Bai: Are you better?

Huang: Much better.

Red: Sister.

Bai: Hey!

H: Sit down. It's almost ready. It was not easy to go to that island last time.

Bai: Yes!

H: I tell you, I have been there before. We can't be busy celebrating the New Year. We have to hurry up and get down to business. Ha ha.

Bai: What is the right thing?

Huang: Exactly, sister-in-law. What is the right thing?

H: Yes, it's just ... it's the right thing to do.

Bai: That's right. ...

Hong: Just hug a Fuwa!

Huang: Fuwa, I got it!

Understand? I said, why are you so disgusting? How long has it been?

Huang: Sister-in-law, what did you say? I'm talking about the Olympic Fuwa! I am not married. I

H: Who told you not to get married? As lovers, we can't meet twice a year. What can we do if we don't hurry? How many years have I been pregnant with this! You are young and unmarried ... huh? You're not married.

Huang: Not married.

Rhett: Hey! Are you married?

Bai: Two years.

H: Do you have any children?

Bai: No!

H: Do you want a boy or a girl? Tell my sister-in-law.

Bai: Boys, children and children are all the same!

Huang: Sister-in-law, do you think the front is coming soon?

Bai: Is that an island? Look!

H: Soon, yes!

Everybody: Here we are!

(At this moment, the ship shook. )

Monitor: Sisters.

H: What's the matter?

Monitor: Just received the above notice, Typhoon No.6 arrived ahead of schedule, and now the wind and waves are getting bigger and bigger! The leader said to ensure the safety of the sisters-in-law, so we decided to return immediately!

Everyone: Return?

H: What should I do? Once a year, holding my fingers and looking forward to it for half a year!

Monitor: I know the sister-in-law of the battalion commander.

Bai: I have been waiting in the guest house for nine days.

Monitor: I know the sister-in-law of the company commander.

Huang: Me. .....

Monitor: I know the doctor's sister-in-law.

Monitor: We have got in touch with the island. Look! The battalion commander and company commander Wang Dong watched us from the island.

Everyone: Alas. ..............

Red: Monitor, lean up quickly.

Monitor: I know. Now the wind and waves are getting bigger and bigger.

(Everyone can't stand)

Monitor: Sister-in-law, if our boat tilts, it will be very dangerous.

H: What do you think? We can't go back either.

Bai: Today is New Year's Eve.

Monitor: You have two minutes to shout a few words to your husband here. You must come back at once!

(Too little)

Monitor: That's quite a lot!

The monitor shouted: battalion commander, I brought my sister-in-law! They shouted a few words here and must return at once! Sister-in-law, who said that first

(everyone pushes)

Monitor: Oh, listen! Stop it! I have made up my mind! Go by level! Sister-in-law of battalion commander, you go first!

Bai: good sister-in-law came first.

H: OK, I'll go first!

Monitor: The company commander's sister-in-law is ready!

Bai: Good!

(Hong sits in a chair and shouts: Alas ... I miss you very much)

Monitor: Sister-in-law, don't cry. Sister-in-law, you can't do this It is at sea. You have to work hard! He can't hear.

Hong cried and said, I miss you so much.

Monitor: Oh, sister-in-law, you are like this. Sister-in-law, turn your hands in circles. When you press it down, the sound comes out!

Hong still cried and said, I miss you so much.

Monitor: You'd better not try.

(At this moment, the monitor shouted to Hong: Lao Sui, I want to die. )

Monitor: My sister-in-law loves me too much. Sister-in-law, talk about family affairs.

Hong: Everything is fine at home!

The monitor shouted: Everything is fine at home!

H: It's good for your parents.

The monitor shouted: Parents are fine!

Red: Good chicken! Good duck!

The monitor shouted: Good chicken and good duck!

H: Anyway, pigs and horses are good.

Monitor: Let's stop talking about animals! Talk about people again!

Hong: Before you left last time, our donkey was pregnant!

Monitor: Our donkey was pregnant when you left!

H: I got pregnant after you left!

Monitor: I got pregnant after you left!

H: This is my baby for you!

Monitor: Hey, my mother, Lao Ji, this is the child I gave you!

H: Give the child a name!

Monitor: Come on, give the child a name!

Monitor: What? As the old saying goes, children can call them whatever they want.

H: whatever?

Monitor: Yes! Call it casual

Bai: Sister-in-law, you can do whatever you want.

H: whatever ... whatever! Lao Sui, you are so talented that everyone can understand your name!

Monitor: Sister-in-law is running out of time, hurry up! When are you still reading the manuscript?

Huang: I have no time to study!

Bai: Oh ~ ~ ~ Can he see me?

Monitor: Yes.

Bai: It's good to see it!

Rhett: Monitor, can the storm stop later?

Monitor: You can't stop! Sister in law! This is a typhoon! After the company commander's sister-in-law shouted ... what will you do, sister-in-law?

Red: monitor.

Bai: Husband! I am a baby.

Monitor: Husband! I am a baby!

Bai: Every time you come back, you write that it is winter! You forgot how I look in a skirt in summer! So I wore this dress today. But I can't get through! Look at me! Did you get a look at him? ..... Do I look good?

Monitor: Company commander, sister-in-law is wearing a skirt at sea to show you. Did you get a look at him?

Bai: By the way, honey, don't worry! The government takes good care of our military wife!

Monitor: Good job!

Bai: My job is solved! In a securities company ....

Monitor: Sister-in-law has arrived at the securities company! Their unit can make a fortune this year!

Bai: Be a teacher in a subordinate kindergarten!

Monitor: Why didn't you say so earlier?

Bai: Go, go, go!

Monitor: company commander! Sister-in-law is a kindergarten teacher The teacher is also good! Once a teacher, always a father ... mom!

Bai: More! There is a subway in front of our house!

Monitor: Your subway has passed!

Bai: The ticket price is really cheap! 2 yuan, please sit down!

Monitor: Sister-in-law has no time. Say the most important thing first!

Bai: Husband!

Monitor: Husband!

Bai: I love you.

Monitor: Hello, sister-in-law. It's not appropriate for me to shout this.

H: What happened to the monitor? Come on!

Monitor: Husband (loudly), I love you (quietly).

Red: Monitor, push hard!

Monitor: Husband (loudly), I love you (quietly).

Red: The monitor holds his fist and presses it hard, and the sound comes up!

Monitor and Bai: Husband! I love you!

H: So can I, monitor! I don't get along well with Lao Liang.

Hong: Lao *, I love you!

Bai: Sister, read quickly.

Huang: I don't want to study!

Bai: It's just a letter. Let me read it to you!

Huang: stop reading, stop reading ... I really don't miss it!

Monitor: Wang Dong, listen carefully.

Bai: After careful consideration! I've decided!

Monitor: It's decided! ! !

Bai: Break up with you!

Monitor: Break up with you!

Red: Break up? Why break up? What do you mean, how sad it is to celebrate the New Year!

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Huang: Look at this! This is the letter you wrote to me! Why did you break up with me? Huh? I have been waiting for you for so many years. Why should I break up with you? ! You broke up with me only because my mother didn't approve of my marriage. I'm telling you! I want to marry you, not my mother! Say!

Monitor: I'll tell you! It's not that I want to marry, it's that my mother wants to marry you!

Huang: It's backwards.

Monitor: Against you!

Huang (furious): On the contrary!

Monitor: Oh, I said it backwards.

Monitor: It is not my mother who wants to marry you, but I want to marry you.

Huang: Yes. I have it all figured out. From now on, you will guard the island above! I'm watching you at home!

Monitor: I'm watching you at home!

Huang: I'll tell you! Where can I find a good girl like me? If you don't marry me, you will regret it all your life!

Monitor: If you don't marry me, you will regret it all your life!

Huang: I tell you, there are actually many people chasing me! Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? quickly

Monitor: There are many people chasing me. Hurry up!

Huang: Many people want to marry me. Come on.

Monitor: There are many people who marry me. Hurry up!

The monitor looked at Huang and said, he won't marry me, he will marry you!

Huang: Bright, bright! You read this letter carefully, you read it clearly!

(Huang tears up the letter and the music starts)

Rhett: Monitor, is that our semaphore?

Bai: It's going to rain.

The monitor explained the semaphore: On New Year's Eve, pay high tribute to the military wife!

Monitor: All the officers and men in the audience, on New Year's Eve, pay high tribute to the military wife!

Everyone: Thank you. Happy spring festival! Happy spring festival! Happy spring festival!