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Long time no see, reunion, tossing and turning, love.

1. Xia Zi likes Supreme Treasure, Supreme Treasure likes Bai Jingjing, Bai Jingjing likes the Monkey King, the Monkey King likes Xia Zi, and Supreme Treasure and the Monkey King are not the same person. They are 500 years apart, and everything is right, but the time is wrong.

2. Smile and send a message to the person you like.

Life is not as good as you think, I am as good as you think, luck is not with you, I am with you.

Long time no see, meet again, tossing and turning is love.

5. The little sun is busy, Xiaoyun wants to eat sugar, and the long deer doesn't think its neck is long enough, which you will never forget.

I like what Yan Mo said to Lu Zhiang: I will wait for you. There are a thousand kinds of waiting in this world, and the best one is called the future. I am willing to stand here and count down from this second, waiting for our meeting many years later.

7. As soon as you appear, everyone else is like this.

8. Do not come back. Without you, I am the treasure of many people. I don't want to be a wronged ghost.

9. If you tell me that you care, I can't bear it.

10. You are beyond my imagination. I am beyond your imagination. Your name, my heart, you don't have to be good, I like it, I am not good, you don't dislike it.

1 1. I used to like the kind that was terrible, cool and cool, but now I can't. When I am old, I like the kind that is gentle, gentle to me, gentle to the whole world, but gentle to me. I just want to be treated sweetly every day. I don't want to speculate on each other's thoughts, and I don't want to last longer than anyone else in the cold war. I don't want to be malicious at all.

12. I hope you can come back, but I'm afraid of making the same mistake again.

13. I really want someone who is always biased towards me. If he makes a mistake, he will always hug me with open arms, so I will run up and jump in.

14. Everyone will find the right person, be kind to you, miss you anytime, anywhere, reply to your text messages every second, hold your hand, send you breakfast, accompany you to dinner, listen to you sing, and won't make you sad. This is the person who really wants to accompany you for a lifetime. Happiness can come later, as long as it is true.

15. Strangely, there are hundreds of millions of people on the earth, and I miss you very much.

16. I missed you very much after drinking too much last night. I woke up today and found that it seems to have nothing to do with drinking too much.

17. Excessive enthusiasm will spoil the person you love, and hot and cold will push away what you like.

18. If you don't say anything, you will always look like you don't care about anything, and you will lose it all one day.

19. When life makes us forget the original appearance, is there a person hiding in the purest corner of our hearts, and inadvertently remembering it, it outlines the whole youth.

After the graduation ceremony, she grabbed him and asked, Don't you think it's strange that I always ask you questions because of my poor grades? He smiled and answered, what do you think is the reason why I never play ball during recess?

2 1. I will become better because of you, but not because of you.

22. I am willing to be your tribe alone, put down my pride and hold your hand to be your hero. From now on, you don't have to be independent, because I am your everywhere.

23. When listening to others talk about love, I suddenly miss you.

Sorry, I prefer to think in the dark. I like to think bad. I am selfish, sensitive and narrow-minded. I don't want to share everything with others I'm sorry, I don't like you thinking about others when you are beside me. You are mine, and I will feel robbed if others touch you.

He stood in front of the mirror, and a female ghost came towards him from behind. Cold hands suddenly covered his eyes. Guess who I am? The voice was cold and terrible. He is calm and expressionless. You are a ghost. Oh, that's boring. You guessed right again. The cold voice instantly turned into anger. She stamped her foot, turned into a puff of smoke and floated back to the urn. Silly wife, after playing for more than 20 years, her wrinkled face is full of happiness.

26. Were you there when I received your verdict? I will be so excited that I will be full of blood and resurrect 300 degrees, and then calmly say yes.

Long-lost love Talk about long-lost lovers.

Long-lost love. Tell me about it.

1, the most beautiful words: the greatest happiness, I wish you happiness and sweetness contained in your life! In the eyes of gratitude: the most beautiful scenery: it is mutual comfort.

2. I want to give my future mother-in-law a bad review. Delivery is too slow. I haven't received anyone yet, so I have to spend this Valentine's Day alone.

The butterfly lost its protective color, and the rainbow in its heart disappeared. You left.

Growing old together has nothing to do with love, but patience. ...

I am willing only because of you, I believe it is because I am young.

6. Love is deep enough? Love is strong enough? Think I'm serious enough? Friendship is long enough? Love is enough happiness? You are not enough without me.

7. A man is tired because he has a woman to support, and a woman is tired because her man is a loser.

8. My head teacher said that Christmas Eve is not our holiday, so no one in the class is allowed to give him apples or send apples to each other.

9. I like the feeling of running away from the crime scene after doing something bad with you. _ _ _ _ _ to my best friend

10, my best friend has occupied my lover's heart, but I sincerely wish that I don't want to lose my friendship because I lost my love.

1 1. It's not that I haven't met the right person in these years, but that there is no one like you who can make me love once.

12, are you playing a game? Is the game fun? Why not marry it?

13, JH: It's not necessarily that love lasts forever, but love must last forever.

14, love each other, but don't have sex. Gibran

15, stop and have a rest when you are tired. After that, don't be silly and pay more.

16 He finally found her, and I just wished him well as a friend, and finally he left me.

17, Xia. I love you. After 520, we can stay until we get married.

18, you never know how much the girl who likes to be jealous of you loves you.

19, maybe only here can we express our feelings.

20. We are all the same, and we can only express our feelings in the place of personality.

2 1, I don't say I want to, I don't say I care.

22. When you are in love, it is best not to go anywhere with him to avoid meeting the scene in the future.

As long as you are around, there is never a smile on my face.

24. In love, a good person is always worse than a bad person.

25. In the next life, before I love you, I must love myself and save up enough courage.

Long time no see lover.

1, chatting with the male god, "I want to be your maid of honor when you get married!" "All you have to do is put on a wedding dress."

Chi Wei said: Cheng Siyao will get married tomorrow. Do you still remember Chi Wei walking with you through every street here?

3. Who knows the pain buried in your heart and who cares about you?

4, good friends, one or two is enough, even after marriage until retirement, friends should grow old together.

5. Is sincerity far less than a thousand roses?

6. Now I don't want to or dare to watch Ishida talk about the scarecrow. In case there is really a passerby involved and the situation is not good, it is the patient! Patience!

7. During the Chinese New Year, I have a wish that all China will go to that bird country in Japan to give Japan a "Tokyo Massacre". ....

8, love is nothing more than two endings, take care of each other to the end of life, remember to cry across the rivers and lakes.

9. Seeing couples show love after school at night really makes me feel sorry for my single little diaosi.

How can a single person like me expect a romantic day like Christmas Eve?

1 1. My sister went to school in Ya 'an for two days after the earthquake. I still can't reach her. I really hope my sister is well!

12, how to comfort a lovelorn man today?

13, rocking chair, the breeze remembers the first love, old songs and new books are idle for a long time, cicadas call tea cups, and immortals are short of money.

14, friendship, love, affection ... friendship first, love second, affection third, is this your arrangement?

15, think about every day we walked hand in hand, every storm we walked together.

16. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours. I went out to buy water this day just to prove that water is my true love.

17, ownership won't last forever, it's only temporary, and someone will always take what belongs to you at any time.

18, I didn't know what a sugar-coated cannonball was until I met you.

19, today I saw another story from school uniforms to wedding dresses. It suddenly occurred to me that I really missed the best puppy love time.

20. There are some things that I don't want to know, but I am forced to know. I know a lot, but I'm actually very tired.

2 1, will you love him forever? Will you love her forever?

22. Forgive me for dressing up for Jin Minying's funeral.

23. Times have changed, and the vows of the past have become the ugliness of today.

24. I envy Cheen for having a boyfriend like Yin Canrong, a boyfriend like Jin Tan and a knight like Cui Yingdao. I have nothing but myself.

25. I have always thought that we can distinguish colors with our eyes. I don't know if there are so many layers that we can't see each other clearly, or if those colors haven't changed, just our hearts. When you have to make a commitment to a love, it is actually over.

Long time no see, mature performance, it is better not to watch.

1. People are like this. Once the novelty wears off, they may say something ugly.

Don't be silly, this is just your last excuse to comfort yourself. No one knows better than you how he treats you. He didn't accompany you when you were sad. He didn't cherish you when you stayed. To put it bluntly, he just doesn't love you.

3. Does anyone surf the Internet as often as I do? No one sends a message, but it rings occasionally. It's Tencent News.

I haven't seen you for a long time, so I'd better not watch a mature performance.

Even if I care in my heart, I always look indifferent on my face, so that when I lose it, I can walk away calmly, and I won't ask for a hug, saying that I will miss you, and I won't ask if you can stay.

6. Sooner or later, you will hold someone's hand, kiss someone's lips and hug someone to sleep. Sooner or later, I will put on the ring given by others, put on the wedding dress ordered by others, hold hands with others and become the bride of others. Maybe you will suddenly think of my face when kissing someone's face, maybe I will see your smiling face when leaning on someone's shoulder, but all this has nothing to do with you and me. You are fine everywhere, but you will never get old.

7. This feeling is really bad, because I am happy for a long time in one sentence, and I am half-hearted when I find something. I like it too obviously, or it's worthless.

8. Later, I felt that the original affection seemed to be nonsense.

9. Meng Po, another bowl! No, you drank a lot, but I remember him.

10. Nothing goes well, just like me, I don't like you everywhere.

1 1. Some people say that time makes people forget the pain, but I don't think time can only make people get used to it.

12. If you are not dispensable, how can he be hot and cold to you?

13. You said you could finally let go of that relationship and secretly cry for a long time, right?

14. I told you many love stories, and all I got was that the other party turned on friend verification. Please add each other as friends first.

15. I will take my luggage upstairs by myself. Add your own clothes when you are cold. I can keep working when I have a fever and get an injection after work. Afraid of disturbing others, don't like to complain. A harmless woman like me really deserves to be single all her life.

16. At first, he could tolerate how headstrong you were, but later, you didn't even dare to lose your temper.

17. You don't have to be so cold. Never thought about entanglement. Once we delete the network, it will exist forever.

18. Blame my outstanding face, and I can't keep your beating eyes.

19. Not only does he not love you, but he won't let you go.

20. Some people don't leave wine, others don't leave sorrow.

2 1. I dare not expect too much from everyone after you. This is a shadow and a lesson.

22. I have 10,000 reasons to see you, but there is no reason to see your identity. May we all be well. If God gives me another chance to choose, I will still be with you. Although it hurts to be apart, it's my choice. I love you.

23. It doesn't hurt to delete him, but is it useful to keep it?

24. The love you can't get is the wind after all, and it will leave after a thousand times.

25. I smiled and pushed you away. It was as cold as ice at this moment.

26. After breaking up, you must hold back. It is better to let go at the right time than to be stubborn. He may love you, but he doesn't love you enough. Good feelings are not just one-sided. Give up if you don't return your feelings and love yourself.

27. Everyone will meet people who can't be together in their life. Many times, we thought it was an irresistible strong love, and finally experienced grief and separation, thinking that the regret of life is nothing more than that. Times have changed, and when we look back at those absurd years, we should be grateful for our original choice, because we begin to understand that people who can't be together are actually wrong people.

Send a message to a friend I haven't seen for a long time.

Send a message to a friend I haven't seen for a long time.

1, by the stream in my hometown, I left your playful voice; On the small road in the village, you left the sound of reading every day; In the Woods of the wheat field, you left the laughter of butterflies flapping their wings; Xiaoliu in the mountains left your emotional song. After such a long separation, my old friend speaks my mind and wishes you a happy life!

Don't lament the passage of time, but miss the fleeting beautiful silhouette. Dear old friend, after years of separation, send a message. I wish you happiness and good health every day!

3. Even if I haven't seen you for three or five years, I won't forget you. Even if the flowers bloom and fall several times, I still miss you; Even though we are far apart, I care about you in my dreams. Remember to keep in touch often, old friend, I will always be here!

4. Link past years, copy past joys, save past friendships, and edit them into short messages and send them to you. I wish my old friends eternal happiness, unforgettable peace and frequent contact.

5, greeting old friends: send you a big grasshopper to scare you silly; Send you a warm sunset, make you smile and show your teeth; To tell you the truth, you are a delicious melon, which grew out of the mud but didn't touch it. You miss it so much. May you be happy every day! Life is delicious! Always care about your old friends.

If you want to find a friend, you must find someone like me. Although the space has changed, I still miss you. Although times have changed, my wish remains the same. Although I am far apart, I have kept in touch. Although I charge for short messages, I am not stingy. Although not often seen, I often say hello. My friends wish you all the best.

7. The past is vivid and full of thoughts. Friendship is sincere and precious. You and I should cherish it more. Hope to contact more. May happiness always accompany you. I wish you happiness. Your smiling face is my eternal memory.

8. Laughter is still in my ears, the beauty of yesterday is still in my heart, and sincere friendship has never faded. Although I have parted ways for my life today, I will always be worried about you in my heart. I wish you happiness forever!

9. Look at photos, full of memories, sing children's songs, laugh, play football, have long-lasting friendship, look at your schoolbag, miss your smile, time flies, have long-lasting friendship, send text messages and wish old friends good luck.

10, parting is for goodbye, goodbye to never say goodbye. My old friend, are you all right? The breeze will take away my thoughts of you; The bright sunshine represents my warm blessing. I hope you can be happy during my absence, remember me and remember that I am waiting for you.

1 1. At that time, we were still young. At that time, we couldn't see the window. Now, we have grown up. Now, we are the pillars of our family! Miss you, my old friend and good brother, a thousand words are not enough for us to meet. The secret base when I was a child, remember? Tomorrow night at eight o'clock, be there or be square!

12, I haven't called you for a long time, but it doesn't mean that I have forgotten you. I still read the news of your QQ space every day, and I still pay attention to your "Weibo" from time to time. I remember being good friends and waiting for the opportunity to be together. Take care, my friend, and wait for the day of goodbye!

13, unforgettable, running in the wind and rain; I can't forget it, touching the fry in the small river ditch; Can't forget, hide and seek; Good memories to remember, no matter the ends of the earth, you and I will always embrace each other.

14, thank god, thank the earth, thank you when you were a child; Since I had you, my childhood memory is so sweet; How many times of pain, how many times of laughter, interwoven into a beautiful memory, forever preserved in your heart and mine, I wish you a happy and sweet future!

15, before chasing women, you are the happiest actress, and you are the most shameless; Think about that time, I feel really greedy! Now that the world is separated, can you get good company and be happy every day according to your own wishes? SMS greetings, with my best wishes, may you always be happy and beautiful!

65438+ Old friend, I wish you happiness and prosperity.

17, life is a boat in the river. I don't know what scenery I can see, but I know that you are the warmest scenery in my life-my friend. Now I send my most sincere wishes. May our past beauty be treasured for a lifetime, and may you be happy for a lifetime.

18, I came a long way to ask if you are safe and send my thoughts to each other from afar. All short messages are blessings, and just a few words are care, love and blessings for you. Don't make yourself too tired. It's spring now. Go for a walk after work to relieve your tired body.

19, relatives are destined friends, and friends are their own relatives. Long time no see, I miss you very much. My relatives, feelings, friends, fate, love and dreams are here. I wish all my relatives and friends health, happiness and all the best!

20. When I was a child, you beat me to spend my childhood; When I grow up, I will go my separate ways and be friends forever; The feeling of missing exists in the heart, missing the past and warming the heart; I want to send my blessing here, and my friends will be blessed and healthy.

2 1, I really want to see your familiar figure and hear your crisp voice; I really want to hear your sweet singing and see your moving expression ... Although we seldom get together, we often recall the past. I hope I can keep in touch with you often and feel happy with myself at the same time. I wish my friends a good mood!

22. When I need help in the future, my teeth are gone. I wonder if we can keep in touch as we do now. Even if I am blind one day, I will still remember the way you peed your pants when you were a child, old friend, and I will always keep you in my heart. May our friendship last forever!

23. I once fought for a small thing, but it is always difficult to forget you after the storm; I once quarreled with each other, but I was silently worried about each other. Helping each other, we went through the beautiful flower season and rainy season together. Old friends wish you a happy life.

24. I miss you, old friend. I'll take out my cell phone and see if there are any messages for you. If there is, I will review it. If not, I will quickly send you a string of greetings and blessings on my mobile phone with my thumb. I wish you well, old friend. Your happiness is my greatest wish.

25. How are you, old friend? If you see clouds fluttering, it's me thinking of you; If you hear bells jingling, it's me thinking of you; If I didn't send a text message, I was thinking of you with my heart; Send a text message to greet you and wish you happiness and everything is fine.

26. I remember we laughed and laughed when riding bicycles at school. I haven't forgotten the laughter by the river that summer. I still remember the simplest and most beautiful ideas when we were young ... now I am looking forward to sharing my future life surprises with you. My little classmate, I want you to continue to be my best friend! I really cherish your friends and wish you a happy life!

27. We used to miss each other so madly, and we used to contact each other so often. It's so touching to recall. Are you all right, old friend? Suddenly feeling busy at work is not a reason to ignore contact. Let's be sincere and let our friendship warm each other.

28. When I meet my good friends in my dream, I miss my old friends more when I wake up, and I miss them with my heart. I write lyrics to amuse myself. The funny thing is that I was so ridiculous and wet behind the ears that I couldn't find a word. Tired, I copied poems alone. Others laugh at your temperament, and work hard to achieve excellent results. Now my career is developing greatly, and my old friends send text messages to bless me.

29. Whether the wind is light or the clouds are light, it is misty and rainy; Whether it's sunny or snowy; Whether it's a full moon or a starry sky. Every day, I will never forget your face. I wish my old friends from afar peace, happiness and happiness forever.

30. Our friendship has a solid foundation! I've known you since I wore open-backed pants! Now we are not together, but we will keep in touch, buddy, you must not give up my brother! Because I always thought we were best brothers! Good brothers, let's break in together!

3 1. The old banyan tree by the pond still remembers our naughty childhood? Does the air in the field still have the innocence of our childhood? Do you remember the childhood we spent together? Long time no see, old friend. I miss you. I wish you a happy day.

32. In retrospect, it seems that I went back to the past and saw the little girl with tears of injustice: I copied your homework because I wrote it more neatly than you. The teacher found that you copied my homework and punished you for squatting on a stool. You refused to betray me in tears. A little girl is so loyal, I will only copy your homework from now on. Hehe, do you remember?

33. Blinking for many years, I miss you very much and recall my childhood: once upon a time, I held hands with you under the pond tree, teased your dog on the street, joked with you, knocked on your head, and occasionally abandoned you and slipped away. Long time no see, old friend. Looking forward to seeing you again. How are you?

34. I care about you from afar, and I care about you from SMS. I still remember when I was a child, you and I were both frivolous. Now that we are all around the world, friendship has never been forgotten. Health is capital. Don't be too crazy at work, be happy every day!

I think you must have changed a lot after many years. Happiness has increased, happiness has increased, health has doubled, income has increased, and wrinkles on the face have increased a lot. Hehe, I hope you have a good mood every day.