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A sentence describing a person's fat.

A sentence describing a person's fat.

First I smiled, my eyes disappeared, and the two pieces of meat on my cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

Second, you don't know your eyes are open when you squint. This is definitely a comparison with Tao Ge. Look at that nose. Looks like McDull. How cute! The face that looks like a pie is filled with a bright smile. Look carefully at the small hand like a lotus root arm, and the watermelon belly is also exposed. Alas! What's more sad is that the out-of-print custom-made oversized clothes are really unprecedented! Walking on the swing makes people tremble.

Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants, and stand there like a mailbox.

He came and waddled from a distance, with short legs and a round belly, just like a waddled duck. Approached, you can clearly see his face full of fat and sweating. He seems really tired after walking so far. When he saw me, he immediately became very worried and ran away quickly. It's a pity that he is too fat and has a lot of trouble, but his speed is not much faster. Those two fleshy arms were swinging vigorously, and their round bellies were jumping up and down, but they ran very slowly.

5. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

6. At that time, Liang Qian was like a fresh sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

Seven, at this moment, I saw the door was opened and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

Eight, Han Lao's six grandmothers answered. This is a chubby woman, thick in the middle, with two pointed dates, wearing a cream silk robe, a long tobacco bag and a sapphire cigarette holder. Sentences describing people's obesity.

Nine, fat peaks, there is a generally unbearable cloud. That tall and straight convex mountain, from a distance, is very weighty, like Mount Tai and the earth. If I have, I will be sad and dare to ask the heaven to go down to Mount Tai, gentle as water and tears, and the light of particles will stay in my new house. I hate him, hate him very much, and don't want to have it. I turned to touch whose next inch of sadness.

The baby face with a pair of small eyes, a small nose and a little baby fat is white and tender, which makes people want to take a bite. There are two small pear nests on the fat side and two small tiger teeth when laughing. The white doll looks like the whole person will love and be lively.

Twelve, everyone lined up to weigh themselves, and someone just stood up when the electronic scale rang. Please come one at a time, not two at a time.

A sentence describing a person's selfishness is an idiom describing a person's selfishness.

Sentences describing people's selfishness:

NO. 1 I am so selfish, I love myself, I am so headstrong, how can I live for myself!

NO.2 I think I can live a better life and forgive my selfishness.

NO.3 I love you, and I fell in love with you when I saw it. I love you to the point of selflessness.

The combination of selfishness and greed will hatch many poisonous snakes that harm people.

NO.5 nowadays, young people are becoming more and more selfish and stingy, and their self-concept is extremely heavy. There is nothing they can do, that is, their karma is getting heavier and heavier.

A selfish person can never achieve great things. On the contrary, being kind to others, being broad-minded, helping each other and loving each other, no matter how big the difficulty is, is only a stumbling block to success.

NO.7 living the life you want is not selfish, but asking others to live according to their own wishes.

No.8 selfish people always feel that their selfishness is beyond reproach.

NO.9 sincere and gentle temperament comes from self-love, and paranoid and jealous temperament comes from selfishness.

NO. 10 There are probably no unselfish people in the world, and extremely selfish people are not uncommon.

NO. 1 1 Forgiving others' mistakes is not necessarily a virtue. Ignoring your own mistakes is the most irresponsible release. Too much for yourself is for selfishness.

NO. 12 He is a heartless, selfish person who doesn't consider others at all but himself.

NO. 13 We are all too selfish. I want you to be single-minded, and you want me to be tolerant.

No. 14 Nothing in this world is selfless. Do you love selflessness? No, no matter how much people pay, it's just to meet their psychological needs.

NO. 15 A person's feelings cannot be too small. If they are too young, they will easily become selfish and completely ignore the suffering of others.

16 hides nine selfishness under the kindness.

Idiom to describe a person's selfishness:

Adults have no ego: in the old society, it meant that virtuous people integrated themselves with others and were not selfish.

Eating alone: it is very selfish to describe it as exclusive.

Individualism: selfishness.

Lack of kindness and kindness: very little: very little. Describe people as heartless, mean and selfish.

Lack of benevolence and righteousness: describe people as heartless, mean and selfish.

Lack of affection and righteousness: little: very little. Describe people as heartless, mean and selfish.

Selling plum seeds: drill plum seeds first, then sell them, so as to avoid others getting improved varieties. Describe extreme selfishness.

It is better to teach me negative: negative: disappointing; Don't. I would rather let everyone down than anyone. Refers to an extremely selfish attitude towards life.

I would rather teach me to be negative about the world than teach the world to be negative about me: negative: disappointing; Hugh: No, Mo. I would rather let everyone down than anyone. Refers to an extremely selfish attitude towards life.

Would rather be negative than negative: negative: disappointing; No, no. I'd rather disappoint everyone. Refers to an extremely selfish attitude towards life.

Pursuing fame and profit: rushing: rushing; One by one: chase. Metaphor is selfish, only pursuing personal reputation and interests.

Eating pro-wealth: refers to greedy and selfish people who love to take advantage.

A crooked-mouthed monk: a metaphor for someone who arbitrarily copies dogma for selfish purposes.

Survival of the dead: death: death; Save: keep. Sacrifice others to save yourself. Generally refers to the despicable and selfish behavior of destroying others and perfecting oneself.

Selfless and fearless: fearless because of selflessness.

Nothing: I can't pull out a hair. Yang Zhu's extreme egoism. After describing people as very stingy and selfish.

Nothing: I can't pull out a hair. Yang Zhu's extreme egoism. After describing people as very stingy and selfish.

There is no one who has himself: selfish, self-centered, regardless of others.

Sentences describing a person's hypocrisy describe a person's hypocrisy and fake poetry.

A word to describe a person's hypocrisy:

1. Some people are hypocritical to hurt others, while others are hypocritical to avoid harm.

A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life.

Waiting is not for you to come back, but for an excuse not to leave.

4. If others can't see your hypocrisy, you are not hypocritical?

What belongs to you can't be driven away, and what doesn't belong to you can't be kept.

6. Truth is truth only because it faces mistakes and hypocrisy.

7. From hope to despair, from hope to disappointment, from dream to delusion to nothing.

8. Don't cry at my grave, it will stain my path of reincarnation.

9. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

10, huge shameless megaphone, shame of Eskimos.

1 1, your silence is the most powerful provocation to me, and I also give you the most desperate response.

12, hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the blame of others.

13, smelly garbage man, spit out the source of nouns.

14, I believe your grandfather doesn't want to see you feel sorry for his old man.

15, with impeccable tenderness, why do you always feel insufficient?

16, smelly garbage man, spit out the source of nouns.

17, hypocrisy cannot create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing.

18, go away, forget after reading it, get tired after reading it, and wake up after listening to it.

19, I am not arrogant, I don't fool around, I am tired of all dependence.

20. I wish you an early success! (Go to heaven soon)

2 1, life is like a drama, increasing day by day, in addition to age, there are acting skills.

22. I had a very sad dream and cried all my life.

23. I am a bad person, and I deserve to be stabbed with a knife and say forgive with a smile.

If I fall in love with your smile, how to collect it and how to have it.

25. Although the relationship is no longer so concerned, how can it be broken?

26. Remember everyone who is kind to you, because they can't do it.

27, such a cold day, you are not cold! You are so thick-skinned.

28. The real hidden disease is smallness, while the great hidden disease is hypocrisy.

I am really not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

30. You don't know how delicate your heart is without a little injury.

3 1, false sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

If the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world in front of you.

33. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.

34. The mask has been worn for a long time, and that is the face.

35, you are no longer my who, I am no longer your who, go Dutch, lonely.

36. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

37. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

38. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a little flood, and you will flood. Give you some color, and you will open a dye house.

Your teeth are really white (you are really black)

40. When a mosquito bites your face, it will want to commit suicide.

4 1. Many things in this world, people are saved not because of loyalty, but because of lack of loyalty.

42. Smile can be given to anyone, but your heart only needs to be given to one person.

You said let me blacklist you, but you know I can't stand it.

44. Face life and work with sunshine and optimism, and they will repay you with sunshine.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

46. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I get old before you come?

47. I am really useless I am a fool. I am a fool.

48. Even though I touched everyone, I didn't touch the person I wanted to touch.

You're not cold on such a cold day (you are so cheeky)

50. Life with incomplete evolution and aliens with gene mutation.

5 1, a false heart will not have strong legs.

52. Dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day are the strongest wastes in human history.

53. There is a feeling that is more painful than being lovelorn. This feeling is called narcissism.

54. If you were a meteor, I would chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Too bad you're an orangutan.

Don't blame life. Although it makes you exhausted, it also makes you sharpen.

56. The hippo was crushed by Noah's Ark and a new volcano erupted.

57. Hypocrisy can't create anything, because hypocrisy itself is nothing.

58. Hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

59. Because I am single. I don't have to give unconditionally like a grandson.

60. It is difficult to draw a tiger's skin, but it is difficult to draw a tiger's bone.

6 1, a superorganism living with cockroaches, a semi-plant with decaying vitality.

I hope we can stay together after parting.

63. If you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

64. Want money but no money, want talent but no talent, want to look, has been listed as "three noes".

65. Pack and pack, and then pack. Are you tired?

66. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

People like you are really rare in the world!

68. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron and hypocrisy eats the soul.

69. A man's maturity is always more attractive than his handsomeness.

When poor God came in quietly, false friendship was washed away from the window.

7 1, love is very simple: a person, a lifetime, wholeheartedly.

72. Happiness is a state of mind. It does not flow on the surface, but exists in your heart.

73. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

74. If I don't bother you, that's my last tenderness. Do you want such tenderness?

75. The world is like this. This is all hypocrisy. If it is not hypocrisy, how can it be called the world?

76. Love is based on novelty. After the expiration date, I won't say how much I love you.

77. If one day I become strong, thank you for urging me.

78. You are the Monkey King's younger brother and Sha Wujing's older brother.

79. You are not in love with me. You're just used to my existence.

80. I keep a diary. I don't know if it's a pen or a memory that can't stop.

8 1. If falling in love with you is a mistake, let me repeat my mistake.

82. I lost my beloved gift and searched in the wind from morning till night.

83. The person who loves you the most in the world is the one who is willing to spend time with you.

84. Apologizing doesn't necessarily mean that you are wrong, but you think this relationship is more important than your dignity.

85. I don't pour out my country, I don't pour out the whole city, I just pour out everything and love what I love.

Poems describing a person's hypocrisy and falsehood:

It's okay, Zhong Wuyan. It's okay, Xia Yingchun.

It's hard to draw bones when drawing tiger skin.

Although laughter is not necessarily harmonious, although crying is not necessarily sad. Meng Jiao

The world needs gold to make friends, but it is neither too much nor too deep. Even if you make a promise for a while, you will always be on the road.

The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow; Bamboo shoots in the mountains have a thick mouth and an empty stomach.

Describe seeing through a person's words and seeing through a person's disappointment.

First, forgive us for always hurting the people we care about the most with the most hurtful words.

The kind of people I hate most are those who are good at flattery and proficient in rhetoric, because being with them will make them look like they don't know how to be a man.

Third, the real city is like the scenery in the fog, vaguely emitting melancholy beauty and carrying dreams without commitment.

I knew that you would get bored and we would break up from the moment you gave me the cold shoulder.

I can only laugh when others say you are good or bad, that has nothing to do with me.

It is my hidden disease to miss you without warning in all good and bad emotions.

Seven, others can see how much I envy you, you don't know when you see it.

Eight, misunderstanding, really hurt many people. Some people don't want to explain, and some people don't accept it.

At our age, we have love but no future.

The most tacit thing we did was that I left and you didn't love me anymore.

I know, there are not so many ifs in the world. But I still stubbornly like it.

Twelve, the so-called jealousy, in fact, is to torture yourself with the success of others.

Thirteen, the growth of every big tree must accept the sun and endure the wind and rain.

Fourteen, love, sometimes, is a sinking thing. The so-called reason and determination are just ridiculous words to comfort themselves.

Fifteen, it's not that I say I don't love you, but that I really don't love you, just let you find your own happiness.

Thank you for giving me stability and a stable heart.

Love is a luxury for me.

18. Without contact, it will fade into feelings. I don't want to leave that awkward relationship. I don't want to keep them.

Yesterday's happiness is still fresh in my mind, but today we are strangers.

Twenty, you said you hate melodramatic and rotten streets, so I can only hehe.

Twenty-one, it is enough for us to be so quiet.

Twenty-two, the most eternal happiness in the world is ordinary, and the longest possession in life is to cherish.

I appreciate you leaving me. Do you know that I am happier without you?

Twenty-four, I miss Logger Vick when I am tired, and I miss Grey Wolf when I am hungry.

25. Perhaps the meaning of flowering lies only in flowering, the meaning of flying birds lies only in flying birds, and the meaning of a person's disappearance lies only in disappearing. Send charcoal in the snow, summer fan, only work for a certain period of time. It is absolutely true that birds try their best to hide. Fate is over, rivers and lakes forget each other, don't drag your feet.

Twenty-six, the most sour is not jealousy, but the right to envy.

I can't deny myself, I can't deny this relationship, I just love you more than I thought.

28. Every time I look in the mirror. I can practice laughing. Because I want to use a smile to render that sadness.

I just want to see you smile every day, that's enough. I don't expect too much.

30. The most beautiful thing is not the rainy day, but your shelter from the rain.

I hate being put in a dispensable position Will you think of me when no one is with you?

If you don't look better, I'll show you the stars and sails. But you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

When you think you are smart, don't forget that others are not stupid.

I can't find the right reason to be with you.

I'm not afraid that you don't love me. I'm afraid to watch you love others.

Thank you for loving me from the beginning to now.

Thirty-seven, time, old face, thin thoughts, buried love.

Thirty-eight, I recognized you in the vast sea of people. This is my insistence.

Only by letting go of someone who doesn't love you can you get real peace.

The most important thing in life is not where we are but where we are going.

4 1. I'm not good at comforting and retaining, so don't feel bad and don't go. The only thing I can do is to stay with you, even without saying a word.

42. If you meet me next time, please hold me tight in the crowd or become a stranger.

Forty-three, I never worry that my efforts are not good, only that excellent people work harder than me.

Forty-four, reluctant to love and reluctant to give to others.

Forty-five, long but stubborn, short but fickle.

46. Now I understand that the past is cast by the present. There can be no future without the present.

47. If you are not a lifelong person, don't talk for a lifetime.

Forty-eight, you are my perfection.

Since I love you, I will tolerate all your good and bad.

50. Many times you can doubt me, except when I say I love you.

5 1. I can say it doesn't matter when it hurts, or I can say it doesn't matter when it hurts.

52. I don't understand until I lose it. No relationship can last forever, and no one will belong to you forever.

53. Many things are beyond my control. For example, I miss you so much

Fifty-four, when I was buried in the fire, you looked at the fire from the other side but didn't save me.

Fifty-five, I am crazy about purple now, and I will be puzzled when I see it!

Fifty-six, if you really love me, I will liberate my heart and hold you only.

57. When you wake up, you realize that good luck is always there.

58. Since you are holding hands, don't let go easily.

Fifty-nine, when I love you, you are sunny, and when I don't love you, it is dark in an instant.

Sixty, always tell lies to your ears but let your eyes move.

61. What is love? Can we eat or drink? Without it, will we die again