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Maolailai

After lunch, I lay lazily on the balcony. The sun shines on my face and my tail itches. I really want to lick it. No, my paw itches a little, so I have to lick it. Lai Lai licked her claws and watched her beloved Lingling do housework in the house. Suddenly, she felt extremely happy.

"Lai Lai, come on, we are watching TV." Hearing Lingling calling herself, Lai Lai reluctantly stood up and walked towards the house. Originally, she wanted to get more sunshine, but the person she loves is calling herself, so go in, or Lingling will be miserable if she gets angry. Alas, women are trouble.

"Meow, meow." Lai Lai meowed, as if complaining in his heart.

"Come on, hug, let's watch TV together." Lingling handfuls of Lai Lai in her arms.

This kind of life is much better for Lai Lai than when he was a stray cat. You don't have to be scared every day, hide from Tibet, and you don't have to worry about hunger and cold.

Speaking of the day Lingling brought home, it was really a mess. It was an evening after a rain, and it finally stole a piece of meat from gossip. Before eating it, Gossip found it and chased it half a street. Although she escaped the pursuit of Gossip, she met rhubarb dog who bullied it every time. When rhubarb saw Lai Lai, his eyes glowed, his mouth opened wide and he took a bite. After several rounds, Lai Lai was undoubtedly the loser. He was covered in mud and in a mess.

"Rhubarb, hurry home." When Lai Lai was helpless, the owner of rhubarb called him home, which undoubtedly helped him.

"Hey, how a kitten, all dirty. Poor thing, let's take it home. " This is an extremely gentle voice, which makes Lai Lai feel more cordial. Looking for fame, when I saw the girl, Lai Lai clearly knew that something was left behind in her heart.

"Lingling, forget it, it's dirty. What if something goes wrong? " The man next to the girl looks disgusted.

"I want to raise it anyway, Hua Fei." The girl pouted in coquetry.

"Good good, raise." The man said with a face of helplessness

"Meow, come home with me." With that, the girl held Lai Lai in her arms and didn't mean to abandon her at all. Lai Lai's eyes half narrowed, as if remembering something.

Today, it's getting dark and Lingling hasn't come home yet, which makes Lai Lai feel very uneasy. "I must have dated that man named Hua Fei again. Very annoying. What's so good about that man? Every time he sees Lingling, he touches her and says he wants to marry her. He must be a liar, and he doesn't look at himself. What should I do? I can watch TV with Lingling, warm her bed and stay with her all the time. Lai Lai flew into a rage at the thought of these things.

Lailaiwo sat on the sofa until midnight, when the door opened, she ran to the door and saw Lingling start meowing.

"Lai lai is good. You will be there as soon as I get home. Fortunately, you are here. " Lingling picked up Lai Lai when she closed the door, and her words were full of sadness.

"Meow, meow, meow" Lai Lai responded happily, rubbing Lingling's hand with her head and sprinkling jiao.

"Lai lai, tell me, how did Huafei change her mind so soon? He kept saying that he wanted to marry me and love me, but we were still together and he hooked up with other women. I'm so stupid. I don't know that he has changed his mind if he didn't happen to see him hugging another girl after work today. How do you think he changed? " Lingling shed tears sadly.

"Meow, meow." Lai Lai saw Lingling's tears, and she was very sad. Her voice is very long. She stretched out her claws to dry the tears on Lingling's face.

"You little naughty boy, I'm so sorry. Your little paws are still restless." Lingling blamed it.

"Mama of, how did I make a mistake? How did I become like this? I am so angry. " Lai Lai is angry, but she can't express her thoughts to Lingling. She can only meow and scream.

"Go to sleep, naughty boy." Lingling and Lai Lai went to bed.

Lingling, who seldom dreams, had a long dream tonight. In the dream, Lingling becomes a cat that can't catch mice, and has a fat hostess.

"What are you doing here? The mouse won't catch you. They eat and drink for nothing every day. " The hostess looked at Lingling in disgust.

Every time Lingling was scolded, a little mouse hid and eavesdropped, which made Lingling very angry. She thought the mouse was laughing at herself, but it was too difficult for her to catch the mouse and eat it herself.

Finally Lingling couldn't bear it. After the hostess left, Lingling jumped in front of the little mouse. "What are you doing? Are you happy to see me scolded? " Are you laughing at me for being happy? "

"No, I didn't, I, I just," the little mouse stammered and ran away without saying anything.

In the next few days, the little mouse hid and peeped as usual.

"What the hell are you doing, dead mouse?" Lingling gets angry at the sight of the little mouse.

"I don't call dead mouse, my name is Lai Lai. Besides, I didn't do anything I just want to see you. " Said the little mouse timidly.

Every time the mouse talks to her, it makes her happy.

Until one day, when she was discussing what to eat for dinner with the little mouse, the hostess appeared without warning.

"You are a dead cat. Rats don't even scratch in front of you. What are you doing here? I'll take you away tomorrow. " The hostess was completely angered by the cat that couldn't catch mice.

After the hostess left, the little mouse asked anxiously, "what should I do?" What if she really throws you away? "

"Just throw me away, so as not to listen to her nagging every day." Lingling looked indifferent.

"But I heard that the life of stray cats is very miserable. You can't catch mice or even find food. I don't want you to leave. I, I, I like you. " The little mouse looks very serious.

"How can you like me? I am a cat. " Lingling can't believe it, although she likes mice a little.

"I just like you and don't want you to be thrown away and suffer," said the little mouse.

"Otherwise, if you bite me to death, she won't throw you away." This is the only way that the little mouse can think of.

"But, but, I can't talk, I can't bear to part with you." Lingling is about to cry.

"Come on, I won't die in your mouth. If you leave, I will die in the mouth of another cat, or worse, poisoned by rat poison. " Said the little mouse

Lingling doesn't want the mouse to die like that, but she doesn't want to bite the mouse herself.

"Let's be the same species in the next life, so that we can be together, ok?" The mouse has a specific face.

"Ok, it's a deal" Lingling answered.

"Well, go ahead." The little mouse closed its eyes.

Lingling closed her eyes and killed the little mouse. She knows that she is afraid of living a wandering life. She is too selfish.

When Lingling woke up, it was almost noon. When she saw Lai Lai by the pillow, she remembered the little mouse in her dream, also called Lai Lai.

"Lai Lai, if you were human, I could be with you." Lingling doesn't know why she said this for no reason.

Bang, I remembered that Lai Lai in bed had become a stranger, and Lingling was surprised.

"* * *, dear, I finally heard you say that you want to be with me, * * *, and finally you don't have to be a cat." Come on, let him come.

"You, who are you?" Lingling shrank in the corner in fear.

"I'm so excited. I will tell you slowly. "

It turns out that Lingling was a cat in her last life, just like in her dream, but she forgot the agreement that she was the same species as the mouse. However, the little mouse did not forget that after his death, he eagerly stayed by the Naihe Bridge for fear of missing Lingling. But it happened that he met his former mouse friend, so he said hello and was having a good chat. The little mouse suddenly found that Lingling had drunk Meng Po Tang and walked onto Naihe Bridge. The little mouse hurried to Meng Po and asked Meng Po Lingling what she would do in her next life. As soon as Meng Po said cat, the mouse was excited to put its paw on it.

"Well, can I change? I want to be with her. " The little mouse asked anxiously

"No, you have already pressed the paw print." Meng Po said coldly.

"Then can I meet her?" The little mouse is still unwilling

"Look at fate. If she can say that she wants to be with you, maybe a miracle will happen." Meng Po eyes erratic said.

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Lingling is with Lai Lai, but when Lai Lai often washes clothes, she often spills water everywhere. When mopping the floor, she can't help playing with the mop. Whenever Lingling trembled with anger, he would say piteously, "I've been a cat for you for so long, but I can't come over."