Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Tell me what you have.

Tell me what you have.

1. With my education and diploma, I will definitely sweep the streets and alleys of this city in the future.

When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old people.

3. I was walking on the road in rainy days, and a big rush flew by me and splashed me with mud. Looking at the big rush in the distance, I secretly vowed in my heart that when I have money, I must buy a raincoat of my own.

4, the so-called review is to confirm that you will not, you really will not.

6. If you can't finish some things, leave them till tomorrow. If you are lucky, you won't have to do it tomorrow when you die.

7. Make up your mind every night, change your life from tomorrow, work hard, and turn over in bed at noon the next day: fuck, another day.

8. I used to be a husband and wife, but now I am a mobile phone. One machine in hand will last forever. I don't have the machine, and I have no soul.

9. What is the biggest shame in life? I cheated in the exam and still failed.

10, try everything, how do you know what you have done before without trying?

Inspirational talk: life is to live, to live.

1, luck is not without fear and trouble; Bad luck is not without comfort and hope.

2, you should not always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. If you are dissatisfied with others, it is yourself who suffers.

The deepest loneliness is not being alone for a long time, but having no expectation in my heart.

4. Keep it in mind; Every day is the most perfect day of the year.

5. Just because happiness is just the past, people who indulge in happiness; Never knew that happiness was short-lived.

6. The value of a person should be judged by what he has contributed, not by what he has achieved.

7. Be a beautiful woman. Not the country, not the city, but the whole life.

8. Life is about being born and living.

9. The most beautiful thing in life is the process, the hardest thing is to know each other, the hardest thing is to wait, the happiest thing is true love, and the most regrettable thing is to miss it.

10, two people can live very well together! If you can't get through, then quickly separate.

1 1. When a person really realizes, he puts down the pursuit of wealth in the world and begins to pursue real wealth in the inner world.

12, if a person is weak, he is his greatest enemy.

13. At sunrise, the East China Sea sets in the West Mountain, and there is also a day of sadness and joy. When something goes wrong, people are comfortable and their hearts are comfortable.

14, the dark clouds will always disperse, even if it covers the whole earth. Mentality is a bright light in the dark, which can illuminate the whole world.

15, life is not a one-way street, one road is impassable, you can turn.

Look at the mood of rainy days: even if it is windy, live well!

1, the world is so big and life is so long, there will always be someone who makes you want to be gentle. -"Hal's Moving Castle"

2. Even if it is windy, live well! -"The Wind is Blowing"

3. Know the world and love it. Just for a lifetime, and I may not be in this world in the next life. Some troubles, lost, have a chance to calm down. My Neighbor Totoro

No matter how difficult the road ahead is, as long as you are in the right direction, no matter how bumpy it is, you are closer to happiness than standing in the same place. Spirited Away

I don't know where I am going, but I am on my way. Spirited Away

6. I didn't expect the taste of parting to be so bleak. I didn't know saying goodbye was so strong. Spirited Away

7. I can only take you here You have to go the rest of the way by yourself, and don't look back. Spirited Away

8, life can follow one's inclinations, but you can't go with the flow. -"Cat's Gratitude"

9. No matter how deeply you are hurt, there will always be someone who forgives all the difficulties brought by your previous life. -"Ghost Princess"

10, the place where I can't go is called the distant place, and the world where I can't go back is called my hometown, but I always yearn for a place farther than the distant place. -"Ghost Princess"

Helpless in a bad mood, talking and laughing every day with some unspeakable pain.

1, no one in the world can hurt your heart, and no one can heal it. Only oneself can hurt oneself, and only oneself can cure oneself.

2. How many people, like me, sometimes feel redundant. Suffered a lot of grievances, very sad and uncomfortable, but still smiled and told everyone that I am fine, I am fine.

I'm really afraid that what I gave you was a heart and what you gave me was a knife. Friendship or love?

People, at a certain age, live happily every day, with a little trouble and unspeakable pain.

It's always a long time before I know that what I abandoned with my own hands will never be met again in the future.

6. Some things can only be told to yourself, and some secrets can only be told to friends.

7. I know what you said is not suitable for me, but I always like to deceive myself.

8. Later, you finally became someone else's story, and I was no longer the one who told the story. I hope you are well and I won't bother you.

9. I live in a city without you. Nevertheless, I still pay attention to your life in various ways. As a passer-by, I am so sad. Your joys and sorrows are not for me.

10, if you can't accompany me to the end, don't come into my life halfway. You know, I can get used to being alone, but we can't accept being lonely suddenly.