Interesting talk about spring festival

1. We don't accept gifts this year, but we also accept big red envelopes.

2. How can you be worthy of dead chickens, ducks and fish if you don't eat fat during the New Year?

3. When a relative asked me about my grades during the Chinese New Year, I asked him about the year-end bonus!

Don't tell me happy new year. It's better to have a red envelope.

Your legs are too short for the New Year, which is the cruelest thing I have ever heard.

6. I wonder whether to sleep until next year or wait until next year.

7. Someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve. Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you.

8. Long legs like ours are called New Year's Eve, and short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

9. For a foodie, in the new year, he has been losing weight instead of gaining weight.

10. Don't go to the toilet at 23: 59 tonight, or you won't get out next year.

1 1. I hope you can smash a bunch of red envelopes on my face during the Chinese New Year, just for such a simple and rude friendship.