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Ghost stories about Halloween

1. Three ghosts are sitting under a tree, watching the moon, and they make a bet to see who is the best at scaring people.

The first ghost floated away and came back in a short time. His head was smashed, his hand fell off, and his skin was scratched here and there.

"what's the matter?"

The ghost said sadly, "I found a girl and made a face. She rushed over like a madman, closed her eyes, tore, scratched and bit me, and made me look like this."

The second ghost set off and came back in dismay, and her body was intact.

The other two ghosts asked, "What, you didn't scare people either?"

Ghost shook his head. "Don't mention it. I found a little boy. After he knew I was a ghost, he was scared at first. Later, he even begged me, Brother Meng, to help me steal a digital exam paper for tomorrow."

the third ghost jumped up, "I don't believe this evil! Being a ghost can't scare people. "

the third ghost set out.

after a while, he also came back dejected and despondent. "How dare children nowadays? I used all my tricks, and the child didn't even blink his eyes and kept smiling! "

"no way! There are such bold children! ?” Two ghosts don't believe it, and three ghosts go to see the brave child together ...

"Are you out of your mind? This is just a wax figure of a child! "

"How should I know? You know I'm nearsighted. Who did this? Making it look so real, people who treated me like a ghost lied to me ... "

2. Ghost Phone

I used to make a phone call, but the number was not pressed as it is now. I inserted my finger into a disc with a hole and dialed it.

Once upon a time ...

Xiaoming's phone number was 444-4444, and strange calls often came in ...

One day at midnight, the phone rang and Xiaoming picked up the receiver.

The other end of the phone said in a sad voice, "Excuse me, is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me? I am so miserable! .......... "

Xiao Ming:" Go and find someone else to help you, not me!

the man: I can only call 444-4444, but I can't call anyone else.

Xiao Ming is scared to death. Hang up the phone quickly.

You can only call 444-4444? Is it a ghost? ! !

After a while, the phone rang again, and Xiao Ming was afraid to answer it.

But the phone kept ringing ... Xiao Ming had to pick it up.

The man: "Excuse me, is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me? I am so miserable!

.............., my finger is stuck in the phone dial!

3. Ghost fire

On a dark night, a man was driving his way through a graveyard. The breeze blew, and the surrounding sounds rustled, which made people's hair stand on end and their scalp hair suddenly. At that moment, he suddenly found a little red light flickering in the distance.

the first thing that comes to his mind is "ghost fire". So he gingerly picked up a stone and threw it at the light. I saw the fire fluttering behind another grave. Even more frightened, he picked up a stone and threw it at the fire, only to see the light fly to another grave.

at this point, he is close to collapse. So he picked up another stone and threw it at the light. At this time, I heard a voice from behind the grave: "Shit, who is it?" It's not even fun to shit. A bag of cigarettes chopped me three times. "

4. Doll

There is a taxi driver who works in a taxi company. One night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded by darkness; Suddenly I saw a building in the wasteland ahead, with dim lights on. He was wondering when such a building was built here, when he saw a young lady beckoning to take his car home. After the young lady got in the car, he closed the door and started driving. After a while, he felt very strange why the young lady didn't speak. As a result, he looked back in the mirror and saw that there was no young lady but a doll sitting there. He was scared to death and grabbed the doll and threw it out of the window. After returning home, he was seriously ill for three months

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After he recovered, he went back to work in a taxi company. As a result, his colleague said to him, "You are so boring. A beautiful lady came to complain that she wanted to take your car last time, but she just lost her doll."