Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - It is not easy for a woman to get married.

It is not easy for a woman to get married.

First, I taste the joys and sorrows myself, and I carry them myself; I am my own sun, and I don't need anyone's light.

Women in their twenties and thirties should compare beauty with women in their twenties and wealth with women in their forties. It's too hard to be a woman.

Third, it's painful to persist while collapsing, to live and be a mother. No wonder nobody wants to be a woman. It's really hard.

Fourth, being a woman is too difficult. It is better to sleep more than to spend two hours on skin care.

5. Whose love is placed in the holiday market, bargaining and auctioning its weight.

6. Women must not be too fat, too thin, or have spots. Filial piety, making money and having children! I will never be a woman in my next life!

7. Always remember to see the bright side of life and your lucky side. There are many people in the world who live far less lives than you do now.

Eight, turn over all night, lying down, lying down, kneeling, kneeling, lying in various postures is not enough to alleviate menstruation's pain, and she will never be a woman again in her next life. Life is so hard.

Nine, losing weight is a woman's lifelong career! It's really not easy for women to do housework, take care of children and keep fit! Therefore, women should be kind to themselves and pity themselves!

X. What women feel most wronged and embarrassed is that men don't care about her spiritual essence, her interests and pursuits.

1 1. One of our colleagues also wants to come, which is also very interesting. Every time we go out to eat together, divorced women are under great pressure to bring their dolls, so they won't pay any more and treat others. Now she says that the pressure of divorce is too great, she doesn't take a doll, she doesn't buy old-age insurance, and she asks weakly, isn't it a great pressure to receive express delivery every day? I don't understand. Amen.

12. Kindness and love are free, but they are not cheap. Your kindness needs a little sharpness, and your love needs a little reason and understanding. After all, not everyone deserves them.