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Next door said

1, "I think you look like one of my relatives." "?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

2. "What would you like to drink?" "I want to look after you."

3. Leaves fall to the roots, you belong to me.

Do you know which god I like best? It's your eyes.

5. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

7. Sir, there's no end to the sea, and it's me.

8. "If you and I had a child, what do you think it would be?" "What seats? Gemini? " "No, our masterpiece."

9. If you are ugly, maybe I can take you shopping, watching movies, eating western food, walking, watching the stars and the moon, and talking about life philosophy from poems and songs, but you are so beautiful, I just want to fall in love with you.

10, "Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?" "Xi Shi." "No, you showed up."

1 1, Confucius said, 123 ~ Mm ~ I like you.

12, nothing, not ... I like you very much.

13, "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

14, my rent is due. Can I live in your heart?

15, my little girl is incompetent, I count with my fingers broken. My son needs me in his life.

Deciduous root sentence making

1, a person can come on a trip and leave, but who knows the loneliness and uneasiness of a person's trip? People can't drift all the time, and one day they will take root.

2, we are all a group of lonely fish, accidentally swam into this world, no matter how far we swim, one day we will still set foot on this road home, and the leaves will return to their roots.

When people get older, they will have the idea of returning to the original.

4. Fallen leaves return to their roots. In the final analysis, it is Ye's long-cherished wish, or the tree's failure to retain it.

Many people have the idea of returning to their roots, and plan to go back to their hometown for the aged after retirement.

6. Wanderers have no roots, so there is no way to return to the roots.

7. My love for you is like a breeze blowing leaves. Even if the ends of the earth, the leaves will eventually return to their roots.

8. Like a leaf. What do you mean by fallen leaves? Death. Yes, that's it. Although the fallen leaves have withered, they are not over yet. Because it becomes a part of the soil, it will soon become a part of life and grow new trees and leaves. Fallen leaves return to their roots, and so do people. The other side of the blue sky

9. Tired birds miss their nests, and fallen leaves return to their roots. When we go back to our hometown, it's like going back to where we stopped. From here, we will sail to eternity, and our souls will never die. We will be in heaven and miss our earthly home.

10, people become more and more mature, so they can't let go of their desires. Only when you die will you hope to return to the ordinary, just like falling leaves return to their roots. Everyone in the world will have a joke about time.

The lines of fallen leaves returning to their roots

Characters:

A: Thank you, the grave buyer, the nephew of the deceased's second uncle.

B: graveyard salesman, grave salesman.

C: Henry, the second uncle's foreign friend.

(Party A and Party B stand in front of the cemetery sand table)

A: Why hasn't it come yet?

B: wait a little longer! (Company C gasps and runs onto the stage)

Hello, guys. Excuse me, is this cemetery 250?

A: Yes!

C: Yes! I'm so smart, I got it right as soon as I found the 89th one! Hello, I'm a friend of the deceased. We made an appointment with you on the phone. The deceased asked me to bring his ashes here from abroad and find him a suitable cemetery. That's why I came. Do you understand my purpose? (A and B nod)

C: Yes! I'm too smart to express myself clearly. One more thing, the deceased asked me to give his legacy to his eldest nephew. Thank you, sir. Excuse me, which one of you is Mr. Thank you? "

A: Uncle! (crying, stumbling to get the ashes, kneeling and crying) Uncle, why did you leave?

What about you? You didn't tell me, oh ...

Come on, you are a grave buyer, there is no need to cry like this!

A: Uncle, when I was two years old, you hung out in a foreign country. I just heard that you succeeded, and you went to a funeral. (Uncle) As a grave seller, Uncle loves luxury and noise all his life. I wrapped the whole grave, hung small speakers on every tree, and played the sound of traffic for me 24 hours. I stripped this row of small party graves, built a row of simple sheds, and gave me fried cakes made in Lamian Noodles, barbecued, pancake-fruited, crispy and ear-shaped. Well, arrange a row of security guards for me. If they have nothing to do, they will be driven away and run around my uncle's grave.

Sir, you have a lot of extra expenses.

A: With the elders gone, what's wrong with the younger generation spending some money? How expensive can your most expensive grave be?

B: 48 1 m2.

What's the cheapest?

B: forty-seven thousand pounds.

C: Wow, it's more expensive than ours.

(turning to Henry) Mr. Henry, how much legacy did my second uncle leave me after he left?

Let me tell you something. Your second uncle starved to death abroad. I even paid for the plane ticket. Look back.

Can you quote me the price of air tickets?

A (slowly approaches Henry and puts an arm around him) It's over.

Where is it?

I tell you, Mr. Henry, this is not my second uncle at all! Didn't my second uncle say he was a millionaire?

C: It can't be wrong. You were shameless just now, just like your second uncle is alive! Your father's name is Xie Tian, your second uncle's name is Xie Di, and your name is thank you. Your whole family is very polite.

A: There are many polite people. They are all my second uncle.

C: Your second uncle remembers that today is your thirtieth birthday. He asked me to give you this urn as your birthday present. Happy birthday. I'm sorry for your loss. Your second uncle's wish is to be buried in this mountain in his hometown. Come on, take a shovel and plant this tree of life.

A: Wait a minute. Does planting trees cost money?

B: Hey, hey. 4444 yuan, this tree symbolizes the rebirth of life.

A: People should be reborn after death, but is it appropriate to plant trees on the urn? Will you be reborn as a vegetable, or will plants fight zombies?

C: Leaves fall to the roots, son, so that you can fulfill the wishes of the deceased.

A: It's not that I'm not round. A broken grave costs more than 40 thousand, and people can't live.

B: Gnome male-"Gnome male-",the living don't live in graves, so graves are expensive. Let me introduce you. It is a very suitable grave for the elderly, with a transparent board from north to south, a dark kitchen and a dark bathroom, with no light in all seasons, water leakage in winter and frost in summer, downstairs on the ground, and the surname next door is Zhang. Our greatest advantage is the geographical environment. You see, the yellow highway is on the left, the crane airport is on the right, and the most prosperous pedestrian street in our graveyard is in the middle. It's a dead end. Another good news is that if you can buy the tomb in full now, we will also give you a coffin. I don't know if you like flip or slide,

Do you have a touch screen?

B: Yes, it has been discontinued.

A: Why?

B: Nobody pressed it, and this pagoda tomb is the most luxurious Egyptian style in the whole tomb area. The pyramid symbolizes the wealth and power of the deceased before his death. Well, if you bury your second uncle here, we will invite professional dancers with exotic customs to accompany you. (Dance)

(Dance)

C (Dance) I like this one. I'll take it.

B: What do you think, Mr. Xie? Is this a good dance?

A: dancing is good, but does it cost money?

B: 4711yuan.

A: Although the money is not expensive, I'm afraid I'll be alive and kicking, Uncle.

B: I almost forgot, sir. I take the liberty of asking you, does your second uncle have a local account?

A: What's the difference?

B: If you are local, you can be buried immediately after death.

A: What about outsiders?

B: Then you have to die for five years. After five years, you can buy this grave with personal tax: tickets.

A: Just right, I can't buy it.

B: Ah, sir, don't worry about it. I have a list here. These are local old ladies who just died. You can choose one to get married, and you can buy a grave as soon as your second uncle comes.

A: Does the bridal chamber still need to be noisy?

B: Mr. Xie, you are so bold. I entrust you to buy two sets of graves, one for my second uncle, one for us to rent, and use the rent to repay the loan.

A: Your company told me to love my grave. In this way, please leave us alone and I'll discuss it with my second uncle. Uncle, you didn't mean to make people laugh at me. Do you think I'm doing well? Actually, I can't live without you. You are hungry, so am I. You said you were a sea returnee, and it was romantic to scatter your ashes in the sea. You can still raise fish if you have nothing to do. Doby seagulls had to be buried here after eating seafood. Well, after all, we are related. I'll take you there.

Hey, what's wrong with you?

B: Come back. You have no money. You can buy a grave.

C: This check is for my nephew. Thank you.

A: I am. Thank you.

C: One million dollars.

B: Mr. Xie, we have a big tomb here, which is especially suitable for you. Bury your second uncle in it. Get out.

A: Oh, my mother, my uncle, my mother.

I'm sorry for your loss. Think about the grave.

Grandpa, I have made up my mind. Let's go home. Uncle, this grade is too low. I'll accompany you to see the affordable grave in a couple of days.

C: Hey hey, you haven't reported my ticket to me yet.

Tell me about the sweet words that have made you blush and beat your heart recently!

1. When I am with you, the sky is particularly blue, the wind is particularly refreshing, the leaves are particularly green, and all the scenery passing by is particularly charming. I am particularly comfortable and happy. I think this is love.

No matter how good others are, they belong to others. I am different. I only belong to you.

Even if I look good, I just grow into what I like. what can I do? I can only keep you in my heart.

If I can, I want to walk with you through the colorful road of depravity in Britain. Hand in hand, through the bustling, towards plain, this is the happiness I want.

I had a nightmare last night, but I didn't have your dream.

6. Your lips are really beautiful. They are not only suitable for saying you love me, but also for kissing me.

7. Everyone has a scenery in his heart, and a clean heart is truly dust-free.

Please put aside what you are doing first, and let's talk about a life-long event.

9. If you have someone you like, you should try to make yourself better so that he can't find someone you like more.

10, I like that you just want to praise my father for filling the sea day after day and doing his best to achieve his goal until death do us part.

1 1, cuteness is not a long-term solution, but cuteness is a lifelong commitment.

12, I want to write poems for you, draw pictures for you, play for you, give you a hug and tie you up for life.

13, I want to hug you across the mountains and seas, instead of saying I miss you with my mobile phone.

14, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I never forgot your face again. Just because you look back, I miss you day and night.

15, it's not that I won't fall in love with others, but that I know how to cherish you better. Being together is not easy. Even if you are not the best for me, or even the best, that is what I cherish most.