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Express illness, funny.

1, my colleague said that my stomach is the same as that of a child, and if I eat something exciting, I will have diarrhea.

2, the consequences of eating too much last night, getting up in the middle of the night to have diarrhea, which will cause diarrhea again, and the feeling of empty diarrhea should be diarrhea after eating food!

3. Am I hopeless and tortured by gastroenteritis? I took a lot of medicine this year, Chinese medicine and western medicine. Always gastroenteritis, nausea and diarrhea. I can't sleep in pain.

4. Why can't I sleep now ... Is it because I drank a cup of black tea ... is it weak enough? .................................................................................................................................................................................. ..............

5, insomnia+diarrhea ... I ate a bone, two canned peaches and milk skin at night. Which one is wrong? Or did the three automatically produce a chemical reaction? ...

6. I ate a mousse cake and took a swig of ice water. Now I have diarrhea.

7. I have diarrhea all night. A dose of dampness-removing tea has made me like this. How heavy is the moisture in my body?

8, a little diarrhea after a fever, these two days the baby is eating egg yolk rice paste, drinking a cup of probiotics every day, eating vegetables tomorrow ~

9, now the gastrointestinal function is not as good as before, and I have diarrhea every three to five. Your mother and I are going to have a caesarean section, so it's not good anywhere

10, I feel that I may die at any time. Nausea and diarrhea, seeing a doctor is not very effective, I don't know where the problem is. If you have children, you want to live a long life.