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Good night: to all women who don't want to spend money for themselves.

Good night: to all women who don't want to spend money for themselves.

Clothes are expensive, shoes are expensive!

So expensive, so expensive! Good is expensive!

Buy it if you like.

After that age, my mood is different.

Everything has changed.

If you don't water it, the flowers will bloom.

How can a woman be beautiful without maintenance?

If you want freedom, you have to start a business;

If you want to grow, you have to learn;

If you want to succeed, you must work hard;

If you want to be a boss, you have to invest;

If you want to be loved, you must love;

If you want to be beautiful, you have to maintain it;

The biggest failure of a woman is to give up on herself!

Is it meaningful to buy a bunch of toys at 30 10?

Can a 70-year-old buy a bunch of skin care products to restore 18' s youth?

Can you still wear a long skirt when you are 60 years old?

With all your eyes on the sports car, do you dare to drive?

This is a reality,

If you pass by, you will never come back.

The most beautiful age

You should leave the most beautiful memories.

Play if you want! Buy it if you want!

Say go and go! Spend the flowers!

Women should be defeated,

You don't spend your man's money,

There will be other charming women flowers for you!

Remember, ladies.

Women's three-character sutra

The more parties there are, the fewer homes there are. Go out, a flower.

Stay at home, mom. Don't be depressed, don't digest.

Look for girlfriends to praise each other. Beauty and gossip.

Go shopping and spend your money. No matter how busy people are, they should put on makeup.

Drink less and drink more tea. Sleep more, money is wasted.

Who are you saving it for? Don't be silly. Don't wait, you are deaf.

Blind eyes, and then regret. No matter how good the clothes are, the waist is turned into shrimp.

No matter how good the rice is, it has no teeth. No matter how much money you have, lie in bed.

No matter how strong it is, it is uncomfortable. No matter how good a person is, tofu dregs.

Dedicated to all women who are reluctant to spend money for themselves, what a painful understanding! Women should live for themselves. You don't cherish yourself, and you want others to cherish you. Stop dreaming. Only by cherishing yourself can you be cherished by others. Wake up, silly women, and enjoy the wonderful high life!

Speaking of reluctance to move.

1. The biggest headache every time you move is that there are too many things and packing is the most annoying. I don't know what to do. Really sad!

The most annoying thing about moving is that there are too many small things to pack and I don't know how to organize them. Thinking about them gives me a headache!

3. If moving is big, it's easy to move, but every time you can dig out a lot of odds and ends, it's tiring to tidy up and pack!

4. It's too hard to move. As soon as I moved, I realized that I had bought so many small things unconsciously. It's too hard to pack and toss all day!

The most annoying thing is moving, but there is nothing I can do. There are too many things. I have been cleaning them for a long time, and my hands are numb. I am so tired!

6. Packing is simply a chore in moving, which is laborious, time-consuming and tossing.

7. Move, move and tidy up until I feel very tired and heartbroken. Suddenly I think of the days of moving in recent years and feel that life is so sad!

8. Moving is tiring, and packing is even more tiring. A bunch of things that I don't know how to classify and how to pack!

9. The most troublesome thing about moving is packing. All kinds of irregular things are the most difficult to pack. It bothers me to think about it!

10. Moving is hard and tiring, and packing is the most painful thing. Every move hurts!

1 1. Every time I move, I feel a lot of injuries instantly. I can't stand just packing. There are too many things piled up.

12. I don't want to move again. It's too hard to clean up. It's good to have money to buy your own house, and you don't have to be squeezed around anymore!

13. Add a big bag and a small bag every time you move. Too many things, too tired to pack!

14. It's annoying to pack things. Some things can't fit at all, and some things are too hard to fit. I really want to have my own house!

15. I really want a bunch of people to help me pack and unload every time I move. There are too many miscellaneous things, and I feel that I have encountered a century problem when I pack my luggage!

I am very reluctant to leave my job.

I am very reluctant to leave my job. Let's talk about the first one: 1. A calm lake will not make a thin sailor. Comfortable environment, can't choose a great man of the times. May you devote yourself to the torrent of the times and be a brave frolic in the waves!

2. True friends are like hands and eyes. When the hand is injured, the eyes will shed tears, and the eyes will shed tears, and the hands will also wipe tears.

3. I want to resign a little, and I feel that I can't bear this emotion. I don't want to go out, or. Think again and calm down, which may lead to a more serious vicious circle.

What you saw and heard changed your life, and you ruined it unconsciously.

When you left, I sent you a bunch of flowers, which was my smile, and the green leaves were my evergreen thoughts.

6. The most important thing in life is not hard work, not struggle, but choice.

7. Never quit your job just because it is not good. Be sure to resign, because another job is better.

8. A busy life is full and makes you live a down-to-earth life.

9. I feel very relaxed after resigning. I just don't know when I can find someone to complete the handover, and I'm still looking forward to my next job. It takes courage to resign.

10. Teachers are easy to find, but hard to find.

1 1. I will resign in a few days. Where to go, although I have been to too many places this year.

12. The weather is fine. I quit my job and felt like the sun. After more than two months, I was free again.

13. If you don't succeed, success is temporary; Success in life, failure is temporary.

14. As soon as I submitted my resignation application, I felt very relaxed. The encouragement of my friends made me more confident, not afraid of the future and didn't want to go there.

15. I want to start a new life. Those things that keep me awake at night, just kill them in these dull days.

16. I never knew what depression was. If I fail, I will come back. The future is created by myself. -Xu Teli

17. With a wave of my sleeve, I walked away gently, without taking away a cloud.

18. Be grateful and thank everyone who helped you.

19. One day I remember, I resigned. Before I resigned, I had a few words with my leader. The leader encouraged me to jump out of this industry and make a breakthrough. I feel sour in my heart Thank you, my leader. Although I haven't been getting along well with you, I wish you all the best in the future, because I will get better. This is the first step.

20. The handwriting is a bit ugly. When I submitted my resignation, I felt much more relaxed. I lost a large piece of skin in the middle of the night, which hurt me to death.

I am very reluctant to leave my job. Let's talk about the second one first: 2 1. I just don't want to do it. Goodbye!

22. Time that can't stay separates us. Please hide my love in your heart.

23. Be a man and treat people with things: those who value teachers are kings, those who value friends are tyrants, and those who value themselves die.

24. Since I left my job, my pants are getting bigger and bigger. This pair of trousers was newly bought on the day I came to work! Did I get thinner or did my pants get bigger? Wow, the acne strength on my face is slowly gone.

25. I want to resign in minutes. How can you care if I go to work or not? I took a vacation and left so much homework. I just handed in a big one, and then I'll give you a big one. I am embarrassed. Is it the work of the head of state? I don't sleep for six hours every day. I don't have any time to myself except for 20 minutes of eating during the day. I am happy when I pee. Did the college entrance examination achieve this? ?

26. The smog is so heavy recently that I can't find the way to the company.

27. Now I am tired of this world and want to quit my job and run away from home. I really want to say, don't be blind if you don't understand. What bb loves you most is that my family always thinks that they will decide my life and hurt me for money. How many times have I sent it again and again? I don't want to say more. I don't want to explain that even my own children don't believe in Ren Zhen. That's enough. ?

28. So in less than a month, I wanted to resign on the grounds that my grandmother was ill and I wanted to go home to work, not too far from home. -) In fact, there is another reason why this is worse than sales. I don't want to pretend to be someone else, and I don't want to live in fear every day. ?

29. I have been calling this afternoon to ask if I have any intention to apply for a job, which makes me want to quit my job even more. ?

30. As time goes by, the farewell will pass. We walked slowly to a place marked by God.

3 1. If one day I give up, please remember that it is because you don't care.

Opportunities are useless for laziness, but diligence can turn the most common opportunities into opportunities. -Nietzsche

33. Make sure that after you leave your job, let go of all the burdens in your heart and breathe out. The future will be better.

When I quit my first job in life, I felt relaxed and at a loss. I hope it will be better in the future.

35. When I was young, happiness was simple. When I grow up, I am simple and happy.

36.2,000 days and nights of dribs and drabs have condensed too much laughter and efforts, and a string of shining touches have appeared in front of my eyes, so familiar and so nostalgic.

37. When I resign, I will definitely visit Inner Mongolia.

Everyone has his own actual situation and is willing to find a good job as soon as possible and re-enter a new life track.

39. The working environment is unimaginable, so I want to resign more, miss my family more and cry more. I wonder if I can adjust it. Really tired and annoyed. ?

40. I quit. The sky is clear! It's almost twenty days and the rain has stopped.

I am very reluctant to leave my job. I don't want to work now much more than I didn't want to go to school before. The pressure at work is so great. Who can understand me? I want out!

42. It is a bit difficult to leave, but I am not disappointed.

43. A life with a vast expanse of sky and a severe mountain always chooses its own master silently. Strugglers and pioneers like you are sure to be chosen.

44. Every colleague is your warm hand and careful guidance, which makes my ordinary experience more wonderful and beautiful! Thank you very much

45. It's very relaxing after resigning. Let's achieve what we didn't achieve in September. Ha ha ha, I'm so happy, I can fly.

46. You haven't seen me wipe my hands in the shower because you sent me a message.

47. No matter how beautiful life is, there will be desolation.

48. I'm really worried about being depressed when I do this project. I can't do it clearly. I have to do it, let me do it alone! If I resign, it will be 100% because of this project!

49. The first business card in my life, but such a lovely color system doesn't fit my cold style, and nothing can stop me from resigning.

50. Getting drunk is just to find a suitable excuse for your wayward thoughts.

5 1. When I said I quit, I really wanted to risk quitting.

52. It doesn't matter how much money you have. The important thing in work is happiness.

53. Life is helpless, annoying and sad, and I am not happy without applause. With your help, take care of me and let me know that life is beautiful. The blessing was given on Thanksgiving Day. I wish you a happy life.

54. Give me my due salary, give me my due vacation, or you can let me resign. People don't have to waste their lives in a place that doesn't care who you are!

Whenever I don't want to go to work and want to resign, I ask myself, what else can you do? Do you still want to save money for cosmetics? Do you still want to save money to buy it? Do you want the clothes you saw some time ago? There are no shoes in the cupboard again, are there? Then I'm afraid ... to work overtime ... feel sorry for myself ...?

56. I finally said that I resigned, but I felt much more relaxed. Secondly, eating soil for a long time.

57. Every day after work, as long as the brain makes up for the resigned state, it will be much easier ~ Today I feel like a 200-pound child, extremely beautiful and extremely happy ~

58. The employee code of our company stipulates that the boss should not fall in love with his subordinates. Once found, he will be transferred. "I love you.

59. Care for each other, miss each other, care for each other and rely on each other.

60. People can be stronger and unyielding in adversity than caring for the environment, and it is easier to preserve their body and mind in misfortune than in luck. Hugo

You said, the last thing I want is to be sad.

I always can't tell whether tears miss you or hate your rain and dew. I'm just saying that my mind is full of your shadow and my heart is full of your soul. My love, how long will it take to realize.

Our meeting was an accident, just like looking at the moon on the horizon alone. When I sighed, I flashed in your eyes, and you lingered in mine. It's hard to let go of each other's hands, and it's hard to accept this feeling, despite the constant worries inside and outside the building and endless love.

Time may be confusing, but it always leaves us less and less. Words are like gold, meaning like waves. You are unwilling, and I have no regrets. In the quiet month, I am immersed in tears, and there is no tomorrow. Why did you cut off today's night? How many vicissitudes will your love and mine get in the drift of time? How much wind and frost is safe? My love, do you know?

You said, the last thing I want to be sad is to give me the best things in the world. How many spring returns does it take to live with me? I am still walking in the lonely waiting room, who shows my wet sleeves and fear. Unless I'm drunk, I'm holding hands on Tanabata. On that day, you and I will have a dream.

Spring is old, summer is back, and Acacia's autumn is locked in a gallery, and curtains are rolled up to invite people to enjoy the moon. Can the kind ChanJuan have pity on me and take me to the dreamy water town, misty rain south of the Yangtze River? I hate me at this time, too. Why shouldn't I rely on the words in the wind, the words in the cloud, your sustenance, but I have little meaning, endless love and rain?

Short liver and intestines, bright pink tears. It's time to be dim and sleepy. The lingering fragrance of wine is dull, and it is awkward to be drunk. When you wake up, you will never regret. For Iraq, people will be haggard and turn into thousands of customs, and all kinds of love will be engraved in their hearts.

It's dawn, and it's another day of long thoughts and thoughts. I'm ashamed to look at my charming face in the mirror. My love comes on a sail, and you have reached the ferry that I have longed for countless times in my dream. My love has long been pitied, and I want to take it back.