Look at the funny space and talk about Daquan 2020.

1. We are good friends. I'll help you up when you fall, but wait until I finish laughing. We always care about the people we like, but forget the people we like.

3. The original surprise was completely seen by the world.

I suggest you have another glass of wine. Since then, Xiao Lang has been a passer-by. (Teacher's comment: So rude? )

Even if you were the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

6. Sweet milk tea, drinking more than 700 million people a year, the body can circle the earth.

7. You say that the rich are witty and the poor are naive.

8. mowing the grass at noon, winter vacation is really hard, and there are too many homework to finish!

9. Please raise your left hand if you love me, and raise your middle finger if you love others.

10. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

1 1. No one has died since ancient times, so you die first.

12. I will change, I will adapt, and I will be strong enough to ask for nothing.

13. I like flirting with men when there are no women!

14. What will happen if I eat Xuanmai gum during the holiday?

15. Life can't be like cooking, all the ingredients are ready!

16. The diligent gardener rushed into the classroom and trimmed the flowers of the motherland into various beautiful shapes.

17. There are two tragedies in life: one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

18. Women should have a good appearance and be in tune with everyone! If a man wants money, he is doomed to everyone!

19. It used to be beautiful, but now it's getting ugly. Colleagues said faintly: Now the pixels are getting higher and higher.

20. Women are born because there are no men around.

2 1. When he said that he and I were different people, he became a dog.

22. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

23. The second one is a no three no four beauty.

24. A woman stared at me with a mop in one hand and a baby in the other.

The saddest thing is not that you gave birth to me and died, but that the bus came and I was still crossing the road. When I arrived, it was gone.

26. Now I feel that it is a waste of resources not to go out the next day after washing.

27. Blame me me for being too young to see if I am a human or a dog.

28. I have heard the most absurd sentence in history. His second uncle is a woman! ! Ha ha laugh

It's a bit crowded to go to work by bus today. As soon as I got on the bus, I heard a woman calling your mother's foot. She stepped on me and everyone on the bus was shocked. . .

30. Listen before you speak; Think twice before you act; Earn first and then spend; Try it before you quit.

3 1. Don't tell ghost stories at night, because people like to listen and ghosts like to listen.

32. Busy, have something to say, don't worry about the whole thing.

33. I write your name on the soles of my shoes and stomp a few feet every day when I am free.

34. The highest state of being a woman-Gao Fushuai, the highest state of being a man-can also be set in Gao Fushuai.

35. It is true that a man must be free, and no matter how good a woman is, she is tired of him. Men like freedom.

36. Today is Tanabata. Romantically, couples get wet in the street.

37. I want to study hard every time, and then I kneel under the pomegranate skirt of my computer phone!

38. I am not a bone I can't let every dog run after me.

39. Never believe the truth in the lyrics. They can write anything that rhymes!

40. You can see why there is famine in Africa.

4 1. Leave me alone, so I have no time to dodge.

42. In the countryside, chickens crow in the morning, while in the city, people crow at night!

Today is Valentine's Day. Walking in the street, being single is king, and being single is the key.

44. The subscriber you dialed has not installed QQ. ......

45. I hate smooth one-on-one hit, the vegetable bag is vegetarian and my skin fades. Three in a cage is not enough, it takes seven.

46. I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam. Damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

47. I want to be a female hooligan in thought, a good girl in life, a tender girl in appearance and a transformer in psychology!

48. Everyone has an indestructible line of defense in his heart.

49. What are you unhappy about? Say it and make everyone happy!

50. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and miss the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

5 1. Don't take medicine if you are sick. Aren't you sick?

52. The boss was holding a bowl and was in tears.

4 1. Fall, get up and cry.

42. The boss won't go to work unless he calls. Hello! Service is closed today, please call again tomorrow!

2020 Space Funny Talk Collection

1, we can't satisfy everyone, after all, not everyone is human. 2. Keep those boring vows to yourself.

3. Since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.

My smile will be the last weapon to kill you.

It doesn't matter who pours cold water on me. I'll give it back to you when I cook it.

6. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

7. Uncle, remember to cover your mouth when you laugh. Be careful of your false teeth.

8, the needle is not two-pointed, people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

9. Mom said: Not necessarily an angel with wings, maybe Lei Zhenzi.

10, the left eye jumps, the exam is skipped, the mobile phone is thrown away, and people are stupid.

1 1. One day, I will let those who leave me know my loss.

12, who blurred your eyes and even dared not look at your mother?

13, I can love someone to death, but I will never love someone to shame.

14, you don't fall in love in Baidu, but you are abnormal in Douban.

15, migrant workers work, small bosses do things, middle bosses do the market and big bosses do the situation.

16, it used to be a fairy tale love, but now it's a hell of a life.

17, not very strong, showing weakness is useless.

18, suddenly looking at you, it is better to look carefully.

19. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

20. I'm chasing you, but I'm not your ATM. Don't think of me when you have no money!

2 1, happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is a distance I can never touch.

22. Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't work out, please don't start.

24. My wish is to sleep until I was a child.

25, the dragon shook his head, the phoenix wagged its tail, and the labor did not regret it.

26, I can despise you, despise you, look down on you, don't look at you.

I am used to your love, so I won't allow you to betray.

28. Don't count the stars after work every day, but sometimes you can watch the sunrise.

29. Eat, drink, and be merry, and call your wife through thick and thin.

30, wash your proud bangs, you can throw out 2 pounds of oil!

3 1, intermittent depression, not disturbing strangers, not looking for acquaintances.

It doesn't matter if you leave, otherwise you are always worried that you will stay for dinner.

33. Waiting is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I don't know what the end of waiting is.

34. You smiled, and I understand that it was your false happiness.

35. You are the little sun in my heart, which makes me not cold in winter.

36, take its essence, go to its dross, and get pregnant.

37. When you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

38. It is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

39, computer, come on, let me go, I have homework.

40. What's wrong with having a girl? Even if you use some sanitary napkins, you can save a number of sanitary napkin factories!

4 1, you are the person I miss deeply day and night.

42. Holding the sun, the moon and the stars, there is no such person as me in the world.

43. When the hair grows to the waist, can a teenager marry me?

44. Never regret anything, because that was what you wanted.

45. Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

46. You can't know whether you and a watermelon are good or bad without knocking a few times.

47. Love has many gestures, romantic, indifferent, playboy and eternal.

48. When you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you and at least had a dog to play with!

49. The advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you didn't get before.

50. Haven't you heard of waiting for him? Everyone will die in that tree.

5 1. Being single doesn't mean you don't know love.

When you know it's going to rain, you should take an umbrella. When you know it won't succeed, please don't start.

No matter when you start, it is important not to stop after you start.

54. Chang 'e ran naked for three kilometers behind me. If I turn around, I'm a gangster.

55. In the final analysis, it is still shallow, even if it is unbearable to see everything become mottled and ridiculous.

56. One person's efforts can never determine the relationship between two people!

57. You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

58. I am not as strong as your little woman, but as strong as a big woman.

59, delicious but jiaozi, the most cute but Lao zi.

60. The biggest mistake of the school is that menopause hits adolescence, and it is strange not to rebel.

6 1, white legs are not necessarily beautiful, and pigs also have white legs.

62. Everyone has his own destiny, and everything has nothing to do with others.

63. I want to hire a husband. Young man, come and apply.

64. When you ignore me. I always feel that you are in Malaysia Airlines.

65. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. You want to say that I am beautiful!

66. If you talk too much, your brain will not mix well in the future.

In my country, even foreigners regard me as a foreigner.

68. I am unmarried, she is unmarried, and we hit it off. Who's in the way?

69. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals.

70. Talking about money hurts feelings, and talking about feelings hurts money the most.

7 1, stumbling to understand a lot, reluctant but helpless.

72. Fat, why are you always so attached to me?

73. Don't set the bank card password as your girlfriend's birthday, otherwise it will always be more troublesome.

74. Is there anyone like me? I feel that things in my dreams can always be realized in reality.

75. When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock.

76, it's so bottomless! I made a program, so I can't go home.

Don't put pressure on me, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

78. Oh, you are too busy to go to the toilet by yourself.

79. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

Watching you disappear into the vast sea of people, I finally realized that you had left me.

8 1, we can live well only if we don't entangle each other.

82. The teacher said I was a mixer, so what was my classmate?

I don't lose my temper, but I don't lose my temper easily.

84. The person I love is taken. People who love me are terrible.

85. I don't regret being stained with blood all my life, and I am drunk when the world of mortals is free.

You need to forget what you have lost, be grateful for what you have and look forward to what is coming.

87. I was in Enemy at the Gates that year, but you were watching from the other side.

88. Are you blind or blind? You can't see my good intentions.

89. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

90. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.

Children without umbrellas must run hard!

92. The ratio of male to female is three to one, which means that a couple has a pair of bases.

How can you say that he is crazy? On condition that you also have a brain.

94. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

95. Walk with me on the ordinary road, and you will have a brilliant road!

96. What onlookers know is only their own guess.

97. I never gave up loving you, but I changed from being strong to being silent.

98. It is said that men who are bad for girls will become sanitary napkins in their next life.

99. You still owe me an apology, but I won't tell you it's okay.

100, a person has a good life, why go to love.

10 1, there is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, called self-love.

102, think about the salary ratio, forget it, it's dead.

103, I love you until the news broadcast finale.

104, enemy 3,000, I am Buddha.

105, time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart.

106, the word love is amazing, which is taken from the abnormal change above and the abnormal state below.

107, someone always smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher.

108, if you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

109, the third is beautiful, and the fourth is charming. The government always recognizes the original match.

1 10, intermittent complacency, persistent laziness and waiting for death.

1 1 1. My mother said that the prodigal son will never change his gold. Who will give me gold? I will change.

1 12, your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart!

1 13, ask why the sky is clear, find someone to add a pair of cotton trousers.

1 14, don't say that you have nothing in the future, aren't you sick?

Space talk about Daquan funny talk about 2020.

Don't meet again, it's tiring to wash your hair.

I just like it when you don't like me but you want to build Socialism with Chinese characteristics with me.

It's none of my business where you are going. I can't just sit back and watch you frown.

Winter is the most rogue, always freezing my hands and feet.

The only constant since childhood is the heart that doesn't like reading.

I can spoil you and kill you without blinking.

Don't always smile at others. Maybe a casual smile will become someone else's expression pack.

Can you summon one of you with seven red beans?

The most touching thing is that he knows all your duplicity.

I don't want you to be so dazzling, I just want to hide you and secretly like you.

I will hold your hand and be your hero, no matter whether you are helped or pushed by others. When you land behind the waves, I will take you home.

I just wanted to hide my nervousness when I accidentally made eye contact with you, so I smiled so happily.

The subway said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off the bus decisively because I was so cute.

On the battlefield in Ma Benteng, I was alone with you.

I don't want to see anyone. My friends, you don't want to be different.

New skill: bite me, I don't eat shit.

It is better to make a lot of money than to be caring and attentive.

Why are people closer to the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to travel with you?

Shit, I'll put my malicious words here, and I'll play with you if anyone bothers me to study again.

Those women who can't unscrew the bottle cap are faking it. Ask her to open a courier to try.

There is no shortage of dogs in society, just as a bitch is not short of money.

Seeing her eating, I suddenly felt that I had to make good money.

Every time you are mean to me, I think there is something wrong with you, and you can still lose your temper and be speechless at such a lovely me.

It's not that I stay up late, it's that the night needs me as a bright star.

Why do handsome people like to stay up late?

I fell down in the street, and everyone around me laughed at me. I got up and fell a few times, killing them.

I know her too well. As long as she is willing to talk to me, no matter how hard she tries, she is just waiting for me to coax her.

Stop being the devil in the world and be my little bastard.

Before you talk to me, weigh yourself before you cry and accuse me of bullying you.

Take a walk, stay, why for the bitch?

Enthusiasm inside, indifference outside.

Don't ask me why my living expenses are gone, I can only tell you that I have eaten them all.

No matter how awesome you are, please remember one sentence. I even look down on myself. Can I respect you?

Lily is infinitely good, but you can't be pregnant.

Why do girls care so much about each other? Decades later, they will all dance square dance together.

Not returning your message is not cold, but cold hands.

After you lose weight, eat by your face.

No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

I don't want you to be handsome when you are near Zhu Zhechi and Mexico.

In the past month, there have always been days when I don't want to go to school.

Your car has two more tires than mine, but they are exactly the same.

Cooling for the purpose of not snowing is hooliganism.

The two best things are sleeping and sleeping with you.

Go ahead, teacher. I don't understand anyway. I just looked at you quietly. As long as you are happy.

I told you not to mess with me. I have dogs all over the world. For example, I have a variety of lists, including you

I don't like showing my face. You can see me whenever you want.

During the cold war, whenever I saw you, I wanted to run over and hug you.

Remember, no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

I don't need you to compare your heart with mine. I want you to fight for your life.

As long as it is my worst, it is the best.

I want to hold your hand and slap you when you are unable to fight back.

Is my face oily? Reflect light, can't see clearly

I don't have many friends in my life, but I am still full of pride.

No matter how hard you try, you are still cute.

Fly into your soft dreams on marshmallows

You are like ice cream in winter and baked sweet potato in summer. I won't buy it.

Be sensible when you grow up and be a kind and measured person. Even if you see a nasty person unhappy, you can't curse him.

Great funny space. I knew it.

Great funny space. Talk about humor. 1. Don't be a good girl who can't go out. She will rot.

2. Other people's abdominal muscles are from practice, but mine are from laughter. .

3. "What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood?" "We'll keep the lucky money for you first."

I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

5. I saw a friend posting in a circle of friends: I broke up with my boyfriend. It's good to be busy at work during the day, but I can't restrain my inner emotions at night, hiding in the quilt and laughing secretly.

6. All the daughters-in-law are stable, and Lao Tzu is going to start shaking WeChat.

7. In the workplace, just like Conan, you should have a domineering attitude of letting others die wherever you go.

8. My love for you is like peeing in the middle, and I can't hold it.

9. Give me a fulcrum, and I can pry your girlfriend away.

10. "I heard that zombies only eat brains" "Are you sure? Then you will be safe. "

1 1. Your disregard for other people's faces is enough to make you sick.

12. It's my pleasure to squat down to the wall and count the ants.

13. You and I have scratched our shoulders and haven't seen the sparks yet!

14. Eating food is kind, because you just want to eat every day and have no time to count others.

15. Single is not guilty, single is guilty.

Great funny space to talk about classic articles 1 Always remind yourself that life is too short to eat, drink and sleep in time.

There is a reason why I don't answer every second. There is a time difference between heaven and earth, so I may often not come back every second.

3. "How do girls view the ugliness of boys?" "People who hit it off can also hit it off. "

Actually, I like math very much. It has no circuitous language, English grammar, historical and political complexity and information, but it just can't, can't, can't.

I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

6. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for the cow I boasted when I was a child.

7. Time is a butcher's knife. Tell it to handsome people. For ugly people, time can't do anything about them.

It is said that as long as you shout at the mirror three times in the middle of the night, your mother will come out and hit you.

9. If you are ugly, I can consider eating, watching movies and talking about life with you, but you are so beautiful, I just want to sleep with you.

10. Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

1 1. Do you think having money will make you as happy as you think? No, you are wrong. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.

12. I have been looking for a man named Li, and I want to avenge my brother because I am awesome!

13. Sometimes two people who are chatting happily online don't talk so much as soon as they meet, probably because they can't send expression packs face to face.

14. Do you believe it? There is always a girl coming into this world to torture you.

15. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is "lying in the trough can also prove" and the other is "lying in the trough can also prove".

Great funny space to talk about popular articles 1. When I was a child, I wrote a composition to help the elderly. Now think about it, how brave I am!

2. Since I had Mito Xiu Xiu, my mother no longer has to worry that I can't find someone. It's so easy!

In my life, the deepest and longest gaze in my life has been given to my mobile phone.

4. "What is your greatest trust in a person?" "I went out with him without thinking."

Your body can't spend Children's Day, but your IQ can. Your weight can't pass Children's Day, but your height can.

If I were a princess, I would save a frog, but all I met were toads.

7. I want to underestimate myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

8. When you grow up, marry the Tang Priest. If you can play, you will play. If you can't, you will eat him.

9. Today is Tanabata. Go out and have a look. Breaking up is a couple!

10. In fact, the flip phone has one of the biggest advantages-two straight boards fall to the ground.

1 1. Shouting "Ow ~ ~" in class every day, someone immediately replied: "Hey, you are a beauty and I am a wolf! ! "

12. Living is interesting. To live is to die.

13. Good girl, I wish you a light sleep.

14. My brain is short-circuited at the thought of grades.

15. Don't think I don't know. You already told my parents.

16. It's interesting to compete with yourself, because you won anyway. Of course, so do losers.

17. Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

18. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

19. a friend said: those who look good and like to eat are called foodies, and those who look not so good and like to eat are called gits! Ah ... what a painful understanding. . .

20. When the exam results go up, I walk sideways.