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Interesting fishing in childhood

In my childhood memory, when I mentioned my father, I couldn't help thinking of the word fishing. Dad is not good at sports, but he has a soft spot for fishing. He can make friends with fish: he often fishes and can catch fish. So in this atmosphere, I also like fishing.

I fished a dozen times when I was a child, but what I remember best is the time when a family of three went fishing in the suburbs.

The fish pond is very big and there are many kinds, but after picking and choosing, I chose a more affordable carp pond for camping. Every fishing is a contest between my father and me, so when we are ready, the game begins. I stared into the distance, convinced that I must have caught more fish than my father. So, I tried my best to suck up the milk and throw it away. With a whoosh, the fishing rod came out of its sheath like lightning and plopped into the water. That momentum scared a fish to death! Slowly, the float came up, and I thought to myself: which poor stupid fish will rush up? But ten minutes later, I didn't even see a bubble, so I raised my fishing rod in frustration-wrong! The bait is gone! Fish also has advanced weapons and improved equipment. Is it better than me? Or is the fish morally corrupt? The kind that can be done by deception and kidnapping? Hey! Give Yumen an ideological education lesson before going fishing next time. My mother saw that I was angry and looked at my father, who was also empty-handed. She didn't do anything until she started blowing, "Idiot! I haven't adjusted one for such a long time. If I were you, all the fish in this lake would take the bait! "

As a result, either dad was stimulated or he was lucky enough to catch a stupid fish (in short, it was not strength) and it was not small! Mom started the father-son relationship again, and as a result, we were both hit, but dad's hit played a positive role, and soon there were two or three more fish; The blow I received had a negative impact. I forgot what the fish looked like, and I didn't take the bait.

There must be something wrong with mom's watch. How can two hours be faster than blinking? I'm leaving. Take a look at dad's fish basket, five! This is a lie! It's absolutely a lie! (Actually, it's nothing.). I am looking at mine. No more. At the urging of my mother, my father began to close the pole. I still don't give up, clamoring for a job. So, in the eyes of my parents, I left my last job behind and had no hope at all. I almost fell asleep watching the floating fish because of the fluctuation of the lake. One minute-the water surface is as usual; Two minutes-water as usual; Three minutes-water is as good as ever-and so on! Suddenly, the floating object began to sink at a speed of 3000 light-years per second. I braced myself and subconsciously grabbed the fishing rod on the shelf. Half a second passed and the float was still sinking, so I decided it wasn't the fish testing the truth. I tried to mention: I thought it was a big fish, but the result was too hard. I lifted the fish directly out of the water and hung it in mid-air. That is a small crucian carp. Looking at it, I am stupid "two!" I called it out (anyone who has fished knows that there are two hooks in the handle). Kill two birds with one stone! This is the first time I have seen a pair of dumb fish. Mom and dad are also shocked, unprecedented and unheard of (at home)! Dad was shocked, too. It's really rare. At that time, I was flattered and kept exclaiming, and then I laughed to the sky and felt that I was too powerful. Although the total number of drops is not as good as dad's, it is definitely better than dad's. So I kept bragging about my genius all the way, and I was so happy that I got carried away.

I still remember that fishing vividly. Although I once caught 22 crucian carp in one breath, the specific scene at that time has gradually forgotten, and this encounter will never be forgotten. I liked fishing when I was a child. I like it now and I will like it even more in the future. It seems that fish and my family have a deep friendship!