Wonderful and funny talk: there is no swearing in this world, and there is more homework.

1. When you ignore me, I feel that you are studying hard and preparing to support me in the future.

There is no swearing in this world, but doing more homework will.

3. Although you don't have A4 waist or iphone6 legs, at least you have 2B face.

4. My confession is always simple and rude, so I have time to sleep together.

At school, we are the richest man on Monday, a local tyrant on Tuesday, a civilian on Wednesday, a poor man on Thursday and a bankrupt on Friday.

6. I have mastered 36 ways to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

7. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.

As an experienced person, I told you not to come over.

9. Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, to sum up, five words will pick a girlfriend.

10. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

1 1. Of the 10,000 little monsters passing by, I only saw you.

12. You and your female ticket are so cute. They are all holding hands in the street. I'm afraid she will go shopping as soon as she lets go.

Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

14. after the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

15. Seeing the news that the child was abducted, my friend said: Didn't mom teach the child not to run around? I silently mended the knife: Your mother told you to study hard.

16. The monthly exam teacher didn't raise his hand. He really thinks he teaches well.

17. What A4 waist, B5 waist, my mother said: The child has no waist!

18. Shit! I put the harsh words here. I will play with whoever disturbs my study in the future.

19. I grew up afraid of the dark and didn't study well because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.

20. Do you dare to fuck my woman? You fucked my date, too I said, can you two still play good chess?

2 1. Don't wait up for people. It's no joke to hit your face with a mobile phone. Let me tell you something.

22. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

Although ugly, I want to be beautiful.

24. In fact, you can call me by my English name, and don't want to be handsome.

25. Urgent notice: shocked! That's terrible! Never drink boiled tap water directly. Hundreds of experts at home and abroad and tens of millions of clinical joint experiments show that no matter in urban or rural areas, no matter in large iron pots, electric kettles or water dispensers, you should not drink tap water directly at once! Because the mouth is spicy.

26. Be proactive. We will not only have stories, but also children.

27. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

28. If life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, and it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

29. No matter what happens, don't bow your head, because you have a double chin.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

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Funny QQ said: I once wanted to be a schoolmaster, but now I just want to stop studying.

Cheap QQ said: There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.

Nonsense: I lose my appetite when I see you, and I also say that sexual desire is the hottest cure. Don't be melodramatic, there is no one in this world who is not injured.

1. People who panic always say nothing.

2. Actually, you can't always be brave when you think about it, but you're afraid of talking too much melodrama, and there's nothing you can do to keep it in your heart.

I don't have time to see you seriously, so I have to admit that I really miss you.

In fact, I laugh easily and cry easily. I just laughed heartlessly, but I cried with pain and suffocated.

You think you are cool and crazy, but you are a diaosi. You think you are picturesque, but in fact you are melodramatic.

6. Those words said to the tree are embedded in the annual rings of the tree, and with the passage of time, they grow into towering memories bit by bit.

7. Don't be melodramatic, there are no people in this world who are not injured.

No matter what everyone in the world says, I think my feeling is right. No matter what others think, I won't disturb my rhythm. You can stick to what you like, but not what you don't like.

9. If that person once appeared in this world, others will be reconciled! I don't want to settle.

10. Over the years, I have learned to be strong. In fact, a person can live a beautiful life, laughing at himself and crying at himself.

1 1. I turned a circle to find you, but you drew a circle, as if it were the boundary where I entered.

12. I am willing to use words to make people feel outrageous and accumulate my feelings about love.

13. Everyone's message is every second, and everyone's appointment is early. We live with such enthusiasm, but we can't meet a lover who responds to this enthusiasm.

14. Even if the melody is not harmonious, the silence will become affectionate in the end.

15. Thinking too much will only ruin you, make you uneasy, and make things that are actually good worse.

16. When comforting others, we are all educators and philosophers; We are all fools when others comfort us.

17. Luck is an accessory to hard work. Without the primitive accumulation of strength, you can't catch luck. God gives everyone the same, but everyone's preparation is different. Don't envy those who are always lucky, you must work hard to meet good luck.

18. It doesn't matter, and there is no right or wrong. Life is like this. It is not as good as poetry. I don't know how many times I turned it, but I was still despised.

19. If one day you find that I don't care so much, it's not understanding, it's giving up.

20. Just because I don't cry doesn't mean there are no tears in my heart. Just because I'm strong doesn't mean nothing happened.

Deduct personality and talk about being unpretentious. There is no one in this world who is not injured.

First, be your heart in the next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

Second, it's not that I don't understand. Some people are not really blind, but pretend to be blind.

Third, how I hope that after many years, the person who put my wedding ring on me will still be the person I fell in love with when I was young.

Fourth, after breaking up, we should not be friends, because we are too familiar with it, and we know where the knife wound is deepest.

5. If one day my hand accidentally touches you, will you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

The reason why I don't like swearing is that I'm afraid of reciprocity.

Time is cruel, but it always pretends to be beautiful.

Eight, the appearance can be tampered with by us, replaced, washed, selected and changed like clothes, but the soul can't.

Nine, don't say that all people are beautiful, not all people are very temperament, they don't have these things, but they have a unique reason.

X. The future is not a shield that can cope with everything.

1 1. Barbers will never understand the concept of cutting it shorter. ..

Twelve, there are two me in the world, one pretending to be happy and the other really sad.

Thirteen, some past events are unforgettable, but in this life, it is impossible to forget.

14. Learning to look down on some things is the best protection for yourself.

Fifteen, who will be the first person I think of when I am sad, and who will be the first person I want to share when I am happy.

Sixteen, I have a crush on your daughter-in-law's position. Can you tell others to get out of here?

Seventeen, two men chasing a woman will give up first. Two women chasing a man will give up first.

Eighteen, she is pure, she is innocent, I am complicated, hehe.

Nineteen, how beautiful memories are, how tragic things are forgotten.

My loneliness is a garden.

Twenty-one.-People do the same thing and stab in the back. I can't wait for such a person to go to eighteen layers of hell.

Change my heart and give me a heart of stone. I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

Twenty-three, I don't want your promise, I don't want your forever, as long as you really love me again.

If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!

Speak with a good accent. Don't be melodramatic There is no one in this world who is not injured.

First of all, I'm not the only girl who loves me. There are many girls who are not cherished.

Second, always wandering between insomnia and sleepiness, willfulness and arrogance.

Third, the bell is an order. Teacher, the bell is ringing. You should go.

Fourth, believe that you are strong enough to face the parting storm of this world alone.

Don't worry about wandering, I'll lie for you.

6. Reality forces me to make a choice. Even if I am still confused, I still have to shoulder the road ahead.

Seven, this is our time, how can we retreat without success.

Eight, one day, we will live the day when I kiss you as soon as I turn over!

I don't mind being alone, at least it's more comfortable than loving you.

Don't cheat a person who is kind to you. It's not easy to meet such people in my life. If you miss a bus, you can wait. Missing someone may be a lifetime.

Eleven, when a class meets the most harmonious and tacit understanding, it is not far from separation.

Don't think that people who smile at you will be nice to you.

Thirteen, I don't want to move, I don't want to talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.

Fourteen, there are not so many assumptions in life. Reality is a real slap in the face There's no point in hitting you in the face and screaming for pain. You can only walk the line.

15. Love signature: the promise is always dropped after the earth-shattering at that time.

Sixteen, life is so short, why not let unimportant people affect their important mood.

I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.

Learn to be a strong girl, how to live without affectation, ignorance, cowardice and pride, and how to live.

Nineteen, don't be melodramatic There is no one in this world who is not injured.

It's not that I haven't thought about starting over with my old friends, but I find that times have changed a lot.

A person's elegance is the best alienation, which makes people feel hopeful and disappointed.

22. Don't wet today's sunshine for yesterday's tears.

I want time to go back to the moment I met you, and I want to tell you loudly that I love you.

Things always turn out badly, so I began to learn to cope.

Students who want to get good grades in the future must move forward, because now I know that this seat is really important.

It is better to be a passer-by with dreams than to be a passer-by who does not return.

The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

From the beginning, there was an insurmountable river between you and me.

Don't be afraid to lose everything. At least you still have yourself.

30. Anger is to grieve yourself with what others have done wrong.

Thirty-one, the more people like this now, the more they pretend to be dogs in front of the poor and the rich?

Thirty-two, it is better to blame your own eyes than to complain that your best friend is robbing your boyfriend.

Thirty-three, don't like lively, love quiet, and be more comfortable with your partner.

34. Giving up the unimportant truth is not to let people become the main body, but to stick to what should be adhered to and give up what should not be adhered to.

35. When you tell others about your worries, be prepared to be made public.

I like simple things, clean things and clear feelings.