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Sentences that satirize one’s own stupidity (sentences that people’s hearts are too fake but I am too stupid)

1. The more you think, the more troubles you will encounter; if you don’t think about anything, you won’t have any trouble at all. The more you are afraid, the more people will bully you; if you are not afraid of anything, no one will dare to bully you. The world is like this, if you have good character, others will take advantage of you. If you be more aggressive, everyone will come to please you.

2. Don’t just talk to someone when you meet them. In your opinion, he is a friend, but in his opinion, you are a fool who speaks freely.

3. When you reach the lowest point in your life, the fair-weather friends around you who usually miss you after not seeing you for three days have not contacted you for three months.

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4. The most superficial relationship is that if a small thing doesn't go your way, you will forget all the good things I have done to you.

5. When you can do it, anything can do it; when you can’t do it, nothing can do it; so you must do it, and you have to do it even if you can’t do it. ——This is reality.

6. If you talk too much, some people will say you are nagging. If you talk less, some people say you are indifferent. Have a good time, some people say that you are too disdainful. If you go too far, some people will say you are degenerate. This is life: no matter what you say, there will be people talking about it; no matter how you do it, there will be people commenting on it!

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7. The barrier between people's hearts is not the chest, let alone the belly, but interests.

8. You can’t get used to people, the more you get used to them, the bastards they become; you can’t look forward to love, the more you look forward to it, the more disappointed you become. Always choose to be tolerant, but in return you get more and more; always choose to be tolerant, but in return you get unscrupulous.

9. I knew you wouldn’t follow me if I stretched out my hand, so I stretched out my leg and tripped you. Sure enough, you stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: Since ancient times, deep love has never been retained, and it has always been a trick to win people's hearts.

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10. If you are honest, there will be more people who will lie to you. If you are useful, more people will follow you. If you are useless, more people will stay away from you. This is reality.

11. You don’t need to let anyone know your pain, and you don’t need to expose your vulnerability in front of others, because others can’t understand it, but it will only make you look more pitiful.

Twelve. Ten years ago, people around you would treat you based on your parents’ income. Ten years later, people around you will treat your parents and your children according to your income! This is human nature and life, there is no choice but to work hard.

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Thirteen. The mistress is the greatest woman in the world. She has been burdened with infamy, but she helps you understand the true face of a man.

14. Only when you are frustrated can you appreciate the warmth and warmth of human affection. Only when you are helpless can you see through the hypocrisy. Only time will tell you who is the friend who does not ask for anything in return and who has no time to care about you. Strange road.

15. There is no reason for some people’s hatred. They are mediocre, talentless and mediocre, so your excellence, your talent, your kindness and happiness are all original sin. ——Keigo Higashino's "Malicious"

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16. You can't buy people's hearts, and you can't get deep affection if you are serious. In this world, there are always people who don't appreciate it. An ungrateful heart.

17. The most unfair thing in the world is: the better you treat others, the less they will care about you; and the less you care about others, the more they will come to treat you. good.

18. If you are smart, many people will say you are tricking. If you work hard, many people will say you are lucky. You are inherently optimistic and confident. Many people may say you are hypocritical. Many people will say you are hypocritical. At that time, you were just a glass of water, but others wanted to torture you into a Coke and Sprite full of suffocation.

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19. People who want to be together will find their own steps no matter how loud the quarrel is and get back together quickly; people who are separated from each other will find it easy no matter how small the awkwardness is. Will take the opportunity to find an excuse to escape.

Twenty, when you are really in trouble, you will know who will go all out for you, who will turn a blind eye to you, who will be anxiously concerned, and who will turn around!

21. Anyone who wants to take you home will drop by from the southeast, northwest, and south. The person who is willing to eat with you loves to eat both sweet and bitter. Anyone who wants to see you is available 24 hours a day. People who want to help you will try their best to help you!

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22. Teeth sometimes bite the tongue, and eyelashes occasionally pierce the eyes. Even relatives may hurt each other.

23. A sincere friend will not be the icing on the cake, but can help you when you need it. A hypocritical friend will only coax you with sweet words and will not accompany you to overcome difficulties.

24. When I grow up, I realize that sometimes when you tell the truth, you have to apologize to others because you exposed the truth. So if you want to live smoothly, please always bring your brain.