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Tell me if you are hungry in the middle of the night.

1, I'm so hungry, but I've brushed my teeth and gone to bed, so I can only endure grunting and crushing. This is a matter of principle, it's broken!

2. I am so hungry. I want to eat instant noodles, steak, hot pot, Zhou Heiya, fish with Chinese sauerkraut, fish head with chopped pepper and mala Tang. Stop it, my mouth is watering all over the bed.

After taking medicine for several days, the cold got worse. I really miss you by my side, talking with me and comforting me. Before leaving work, I said hello to the leader and came back to have a rest. I coughed and cried, and I was too hungry to eat.

The consequence of drinking orange juice after 10 o'clock is that … the dinner will be digested in minutes, and I am so hungry …

5, money, cards, but not your size. What a painful understanding ... endure to eat less, I'm so hungry now, when is the end?

6. I'm so hungry … I want to eat that fried chicken nugget. I wonder if it tastes like fried chicken. I will miss not eating bread and cake for a while … no matter this moment, I want to make a crooked nut first.

7. I am so hungry that I want to order takeout. Actually, it's not much. I was so full at noon that I didn't eat dinner. The picture of BAIC just delivering roast chicken tempted me. How can I stand it? Some people say that people who don't have boyfriends can easily become foodies because they make up for their emotional vacancy with food. But even if I have a boyfriend later, I still want to be a foodie. He'd better tell me, eat, you are not fat. Such a lie is really kind.

8. I was in a daze again today. I ate an egg in the morning, a bowl of marinated powder at noon and an apple duck neck in the afternoon. I know I ate too much again. I'll continue tomorrow. I don't know how long I can last, but come on, I'm so hungry now. Hold on.

9. Looking at the kitchen makes me hungry. Every time I look at it, I have a full desire to cook. In the future, I will choose the equipment of the new kitchen. Then I want a refrigerator that can neatly accommodate all my favorite foods and ingredients.

10, I'm so hungry, I really want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

1 1. I am so hungry. What should I eat? Well, as a minority, I won't order takeout either. There are few Muslim restaurants.

12, every night the drama begins again: hungry! ! ! I am so hungry! ! ! Hungry! ! ! Say the important things three times!

13, I'm so hungry, but I feel guilty eating now. Fortunately, I pulled two cushions!

14, I am so hungry. My father likes fried rice with eggs, but I like noodles with soup and water. But you can't burn two kinds at night.

15, hurry up, I'm so hungry, I want to eat.

16, I didn't want to eat. I ate four jujube cakes and felt sick. My tolerance for sweetness is getting lower and lower. I'm very hungry.

17, a person who is never wrong in mathematics, worked on the computer all night to simulate and calculate the payroll, dizzy. Suddenly I feel so hungry that I have nothing to eat at home.