Harmful sentences are humorous without dirty words.

1. I wish you constant true love and a mountain of marriage certificates.

2. Can you take the initiative to find me? I have to force my circle of friends to get your attention

3. Three things are happening every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late yesterday.

4. When taking an exam, Xueba is like Wifi, and people within 1 meters of Fiona Fang are all asking for passwords.

5. Don't think that you are amazing just because you are beautiful. I love every man like you.

6. I have heard the most vicious sentence: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

7. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

8. I don't even believe in punctuation.

9. sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard, and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.

1, don't give me the glad eye, your power is not enough.

11. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come here and copy the porn, and cut it!

12, thinking about life, constipation, no paper, Wi-Fi.