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Humorous expression bitten by mosquitoes

1. My dream watered my efforts, and I made blood for mosquitoes.

2. When night comes, how many mosquitoes die.

Good night, I have arranged for mosquitoes to kiss you for me.

All the people who hurt me are women, and all the people who bite me are mosquitoes.

5. You think I'm stupid. There are no mosquitoes in winter.

6. Like your face, mosquitoes should not get in in summer.

7. I donate blood every summer.

8. Summer is here, and there are many mosquitoes.

9. If you can't see the sun, you are afraid of mosquito bites.

10, tap water, WIFI, countryside, stars and endless mosquitoes, killing people!

1 1, I slapped you silly.

12. Have a nice trip. May there be no mosquitoes in heaven.

13, have a quiet and mosquito-free summer.

14, mosquitoes were shot to death, and no complaints were made.

15, people are driven away and may flee in a hurry. No matter how mosquitoes drive away, they still dare to suck blood.

16, the vast sea of people, just looking for me.

17, for several days in a row, I got up in the middle of the night to fight mosquitoes and felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

18, I hit mosquitoes in the middle of the night, and the mosquitoes were safe and sound, and both sides of my face were swollen.

19, mosquitoes don't know where to start, but go deep. This summer, I taught you to break up with mosquitoes!

20. I have been favored by mosquitoes since summer. I told the mosquito to contact the rain and dew, but the mosquito wouldn't listen! Bite me! Bite me! It's biting me.