Funny Father's Day greetings are short.

Dad, do you know: every day, people will envy me for being smart, elegant and handsome! And I always proudly say: my dad's products must be fine! Dad: Happy Father's Day!

Come with a heart, not a blade of grass. Dad, your selfless dedication will be remembered by your children, and we will be filial to you when you are old. Happy Father's Day!

Dad, frankly speaking, you are sometimes cunning and sometimes funny, but I want to say more: I am most proud of your humor! Happy Father's Day!

Your palm keeps your warmth, your blood vessels flow your passion, your face reproduces your youth, and your eyes inherit your fortitude. -Okay, I'm your son!

Your blood flows through my pulse; My character is branded with your mark; My mind has inherited your wisdom, my wallet, can I have some more of your money? Haha, Dad, Happy Father's Day!

An old man, unexpectedly let me love so firmly, for a long time, pure, selfless warmth, depth, dependence and reverence! Love you forever, Dad!

Dad, frankly speaking, you are sometimes cunning and sometimes funny, but I want to say: I am most proud of your humor! Happy Father's Day!

Whether it is everyone or a small family, going home is the warmest; Think more or less, how much you care; Whether you are a father or not, you will have a father; Say hello to him on Father's Day, whether by text or phone.

Being a father for the first time is a bit painful: N times a day, you have to wash diapers; Hold the child in your arms and take care of it; If you yawn, you should stick to it; Manage eating and sleeping, caring service; Don't be too tired and don't be jealous. Father's Day is coming, I wish you happiness!

Happiness is like a spray, leaving laughter after it recedes; Love is like fireworks, drifting away, leaving beauty; Happiness is like sunshine, and it feels warm in winter; Blessing is like a breeze, chasing you and bringing you a good feeling. Happy Father's Day!