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Selected 90 sentences of qq personalized signature

1, my loneliness is innate, it makes me proud, free and independent.

The blind saw the dumb and told the deaf that the ghost was coming.

Seeing the pretender, my brother always lowers his head silently. It's not my brother's good quality, it's my brother looking for bricks.

The whole world can see my love. Why can't you feel it?

5, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, using it, but not enough.

6. Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.

7. Once, I foolishly asked them, what is a brother? They always solemnly say that brothers are for sale.

8, brother, the letter to you is that even if you point a gun at my chest. If the gun was fired, I would think it was an accident, too.

9. The person you despise today may be the god you can't afford to provoke tomorrow.

10, this breakup makes me feel very tired.

1 1, just think of me as air, at least you still need me.

12. If you can stop cursing, don't curse. Once you curse, you will curse to death.

13, life begins, nature is good, and your mother asks you to go home for dinner.

14, a man's greatest pride is not how many girlfriends you have, but how many brothers are willing to support you to the end.

15, have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?

16, that kind of pain, only in the middle of the night, when the babies are asleep, I will cry.

17, remember the most important sentence when I was a child: You wait after school? .

18, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but we don't know the password.

19, you want to fight. I can fight. My brothers are all Altman.

20. If you choose to be a dog, I will take you away with a rope, and I will never stop until I kill you!

2 1, you have to believe that if you take the initiative to chat with me, my reply is very cold. Don't doubt that it is false.

22. Congratulations on winning the game of love; And I completely lost, I lost my love, my heart, my smile, and the only tenderness left.

23. People who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

Don't tell me anything when I am partial to my friends. I am deaf.

25. A true brother won't ignore your feelings bit by bit.

26. Richness is actually enjoyment, while poverty and affluence are actually struggles.

27. The real strength is that you can pull yourself together when everyone wants you to collapse.

28, life is too long, you are just a landscape!

I would rather sleep for three years than live in July. The rain in July is so sad.

The only thing I can do is to push you away numbly and let you find your own happiness without dragging you down.

3 1, brother, is to lose together and win together.

32. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

Don't rely too much on one person, because even the shadow will leave in the dark.

34, brothers go all the way! Be a good person in the next life! Stop living like this.

35. I fell in love with my brother, Shuai Shuai, who is a bit bad. He is very proud. I fell in love with you!

Brother, it's my treat today! You pay the bill! He pays!

No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.

I thought there would be a vigorous review, but now it is a problem to finish my homework.

39. How much will be there tomorrow and the day after tomorrow? Since there are so many, we might as well put it off again.

40. The school sports meeting is a time when physical bullying abuses academic bullying. But when you know that Tiba and Xueba are the same person, you will want to hit the wall.

4 1、? Which do you choose, the game or the woman? Games? Why? Because the game only hurts money, not sad?

42. I miss you? In the future, all these too greasy words will be replaced by? Shut up. I'm thinking about you, okay?

43. Touching words are never a reason for comfort. Not everything can be what you want.

44. The object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.

45. "I just counted with my fingers! Parents will live a long life. "

46, short is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect when you are tall!

47. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

I am used to everything, but I don't care about anything.

49, mirth, my brother and I like the same girl, but I want to fix them up!

50. Go when you are sleepy, and go when you are tired! I don't have to be you!

5 1, the worst thing in the world is that a foodie has stomach trouble.

It is said that girls like to chat with boys with good brains.

53. "Fish have no eyelids and can only watch disasters." "But the memory of fish is only 7 seconds."

54. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

55. Everyone needs someone around him, someone who needs an excuse to go out to play, and someone whose parents are sure to rest assured. Who do you have in mind?

After seven years of itching, you finally left.

57. The female man is suitable for speaking Thai, the cute girl is suitable for speaking Japanese, the goddess is suitable for speaking English, and the neuropathy is suitable for speaking bird language.

58. We are all young. We don't know how to love, hate or hurt, but we know how to hurt?

59. How to write a story, the ending is not lonely.

You'd better stand up and don't be a victim. No one will pity you.

6 1. I seldom love you. I only love you for three days a year. Those days are yesterday, today and tomorrow.

62. gossiping behind your back is not a skill. Cutting your mouth in person is a skill.

I'll only tell you once, don't touch my brother and my woman.

64. The man asked: Will we be together? You can only give me one word to answer! ? Woman:? Damn it! ?

65. Start with a stranger and end with a stranger.

Brother, tell me something you are unhappy about. Make me happy!

Thank you for being so firm in my heart. It doesn't matter whether you love or not.

68. Maybe I shed tears when I left because I paid too much.

69. Girl, are you still guarding the old city? Do you remember your old lover? Why are you so stupid?

70. Boys chase girls like a veil, while girls chase boys like a mountain.

7 1, what is love, whether you stand in front of me and hold you or watch you quietly until you walk away unconsciously.

72. If it's just a joke forever, do you dare to play with me to the death?

73, let a man cry, only his parents, and his beloved girl and brother!

74. A thousand words of comfort from others are not as healing as your words.

75. I will still keep that feeling, just to give my youth a regretless account at the end of my life.

76, love is like ink blue, why not be afraid for a while.

77. It's not that I don't look for you, it's that I find you don't want to talk to me!

78. I won't do two things in my life: neither this nor that.

79. Talking to someone you don't like is raping your tongue.

80. Tears are composed of 1% water and 99% emotion.

8 1, no one can stand being down and out, and you are all in glory.

82, like a person, very happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

83. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

84. I still remember the kiss you and I had in the little black alley.

85, tired, tired, hurt, let me know, brother is in front of you. No matter how great the pain and pressure are, seven people do not share much.

86. Isn't growing up just walking on the glass slag bit by bit?

87. You scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. It's flashing. I'm taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures of me.

88. People say things and fart. Like farting, talking is just a breath.

89. Finally, even a bland greeting seems disturbing.

90、? Why did you become a tease? Because I'm afraid my daughter-in-law will find me boring and ignore me?