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Let me also talk about the men I hate most who are addicted to mouth.

I hate such people, I have no ability. I rely on my hometown people to show off my rudeness and spend money to buy face. If it's not easy, it's still fake. Ironically, however, such people often spend money and earn no face back. They are either called "suckers" or "idiots". What they often hear is "Is it great to have money?" Hehe, although they can't eat, play or spend money on Lao Tzu, they are basically a dung machine. At best, he is just a "senior beggar" who drives with one hand and asks his father for money with the other. They belong to the kind of poor people who have money left. When their parents kick their legs, their only contribution to society is to stimulate domestic demand and be calculated by smart poor people. At least many people are checking out.

Second, talking is like farting, having no credit and being objective.

I hate such people. There is a credibility crisis among people these days, and as a result, these grandchildren have to run out and be dung beetles, boasting and driving them into a fog. When the upper lip touches the lower lip, it is just like the iron cloth shirt in shaolin soccer, hundreds of thousands of times a second. I just need to describe myself as a reincarnated living Buddha who looked forward for 500 years and then backward for 500 years. I usually dress up as a "big winner". Well, isn't it? I rub rice everywhere, take it if I can. It's really time to do it. I can't finish it and he has to fight for it. It's time for you to "see the truth" Elegant and can't do it, mostly because of countless reasons, that is, the "five elements off the ground" technique. Ah, it's often these grandchildren who suddenly lose one at dinner. For example, they use the opportunity of going to the toilet to escape, which is called toilet escape for short. For example, they pretend that someone suddenly calls and run out to answer it. This is called phone evasion. In short, they can find all the reasons they can. I just need to turn myself into America's "aegis". After a dozen hits, it disappeared and no one was found. disappear

In the dark, disappear in the dark. Many grandchildren. . . . . .

Third, those who dare not take responsibility and love to make trouble,

I hate such people. I don't know if he was born a bitch or something. Anyway, such people are in short supply. If you are a civilized person, it is not enough to "humiliate" him. You can't tell. What you know is that you are too lazy to talk to him. You don't know. He thinks you have a crush on him. But if you say it directly, he still stinks, and seven people refuse to accept eight people and are not angry, but if you really give him two big mouths, he will be afraid again. This is not the most annoying. What I hate most is that they not only remember eating but also fighting, but also have poor memory and weak bones, making them easy to be traitors. The specific performance is that he often does a lot of things and asks you to help wipe his ass, but when someone comes up, he asks loudly, "Hey, what are you doing?" They always act like the fat black guy in Transformers. "That's him. It doesn't matter if he is me or not. I don't know him." . . This kind of person owes Aya a foot to kick the cesspit to death.

Fourth, people who want to trick people into bed but keep saying "I love you"

I hate not only such people, but also them. They are a disgrace to our man world. They are completely wild animals. They are hypocritical and dirty, and they also defile our great love. In real life, there are many such people on the Internet. They said that they fell in love after only two days of knowing each other, sweet words and vows of eternal love. I can't wait to say it, so I convince myself. I haven't convinced myself for two months, so I have to say it and lie to them, full of benevolence, righteousness and morality. There is no denying that there are stupid and lewd women who are easily fooled because they are handsome. Therefore, girls want a sense of security. The most shameless thing is that those grandchildren who cheat virgins everywhere are really riding big horses and holding big swords. Flirt when you're done. Finally, they used the excuse of personality incompatibility to keep a positive image of him for the audience. They are typical hypocrites. These women say that men are assholes everywhere, and as a result, many good men are put in to take over a mess and complain that the world is as black as a crow. Evil.

Fifth, seemingly male chauvinism, there is actually a little girl mentality.

I don't just hate such people, I really look down on them. They are selfish and timid, always swollen and fat. They don't say that they are pure men, have no confidence in themselves, and want to hold themselves high. They always want to step on other people's feet. They are always self-centered and have to listen to him in every detail. Do you want to be an emperor in big shorts? Usually, such people are narrow-minded, bear grudges, sensitive and suspicious, like to pry into privacy, and even limit the freedom of women. Women go out and ask three questions and four questions, which was forced out by the May 6th incident. The man called and asked for the ending. Her mother-in-law, rambling and full of words, is just a smelly old lady with a beard. Because he is not strong inside, he is strong outside and hollow inside. His usual trick is to intimidate him by force. Blow your beard and stare when the other person is a little out of line. It's a chihuahua, and you have to bark like a Tibetan mastiff. It is reasonable to ignore their high voices. However, once they feel that they can't stop this woman, they may twist themselves into a tragic hero with a runny nose and tears. If they recount the past, how can it be a "miserable" word? Listen, it's enough for 200 people to listen for six months anyway. Anyway, this kind of person always wants to be king at home, but he is a completely sick cat, even hello.

Kitty doesn't count. At least she's hello.

Then there are those who dye their hair like parrots or dress like parrots. These people are often talented young people. I commented on these people in the old joke "Everyone has a pretentious heart", and I'm too lazy to say it. Their spiritual emptiness can only be covered up by these purely external things, thinking that they are handsome, but they are actually more stupid. Chasing a man who wears perfume all over his body, the smell is, you know, pretending to be a affectionate prince. I don't know, you think it's worse to go out and kill the four pests, it's almost three.