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The time for the teacher to take part in the competition is very short.

1, you look like the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau. I have altitude sickness as soon as I see you.

2. There is a kind of sadness called the coming of the monthly exam, a kind of quietness called the coming of the old class, and a kind of bitterness called Watson!

Competition is lifelong, and winning or losing is temporary.

Only fools are sad. I am a fool, so I am very sad. ...

No matter what you do, I will be by your side, because I still love you.

6. I don't think I lack anything. Come to think of it, I have nothing.

7. Strong self-confidence can overcome the demons from nature and heart and produce invincible courage.

8. If time could go back, would you still tell me what you haven't said now?

9. By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

10, now even if you reach out to me with a smile, I don't think I have the strength to reach it.

1 1. If you don't try to do something beyond your ability, you will never grow.

12, do you love and wait with your heart or refuse to love you cruelly?

13. Experience is indeed a good teacher, but she always charges a high price.

14, remember who stood by you when you were in trouble and who stood opposite you when you were in trouble.

15. I haven't finished my homework. I have something to do. I have something to do!

16, myopia is ok, at least, everything is hazy and beautiful.

202 1 popular sentence: your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

1, I woke up because I didn't want to see you in my dream.

2, don't be so credulous, people inside don't necessarily miss you equally.

Only when I am with you can I see the twinkling stars in the sun clearly.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

Take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

I would rather give up the whole forest than hang myself on this dead tree.

7. If I am unmarried and you are unmarried, will you still abide by the agreement of being together in previous lives?

8. Once on the road, I couldn't walk out the footprints of two people.

9. A love that is not taken over needs not pain, but that moment, a forgotten moment. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but whiteness.

10, I'm not a straw boat, don't give me your bitch.

1 1. If all my work is because of my love, if you have tasted all the hardships for me, if you love me enough to be apart, how can I not love you?

12, come to me when you are bored, or I will be redundant.

13, the cruelty of love is exhausted. Love is deep and lonely. Suffering makes people mature, strong people will realize the true meaning of love, and weak people will only be disappointed.

14, quietly disappeared in the sea of people, not to be seen by anyone! Nian Chi is the pain of breathing, which evaporates in an instant, so that people who can't do it can break up with you!

15, I'm not a TV. Don't stare at me all the time.

16, the image is like water splashed on the palm of your hand. No matter how much you let go, you still hold on tight, and the facts will still flow through your fingers drop by drop.

17, country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

18, knowing that without me in my heart, I will never get the person I want, but I can't help but let you see the real me and cover up the injured me.

19, A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

20. You are no longer in my world, because your world has been replaced by me.

2 1, I am willing to give up the whole world just for a hug.

22, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair with water, and cover the pot with fire!

23. Carve a mark for you in your heart and remember everything about you.

24. Some objects are always beautiful to think of, so in your thinking, of course, you abandoned a reality that could have been very cheerful.

25. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

Happiness is only a temporary cessation of desire.

1. Go through fire and water for someone who is worth it, and don't care too much about others. In this way, your kindness is precious.

Friendship fades without it, and love breaks up when it is separated. Cherish what you have now, maybe the next second won't be yours. There is no feeling of going back, even if I go back, I will find that everything has changed beyond recognition. The only thing I can go back is the memory in my heart, so I can only go on.

3. People who are really busy are not in the mood to talk about others, and people who are really living well are not in the mood to care about other people's comments.

4. Some people always say: It's too late. In fact, "now" is the most appropriate time. For a person who really has a pursuit, every period of life is young and timely.

When you don't care what others think of you, you can focus more on what you want to do, and you will find that you get more than before.

6. People don't need any special reasons to break up. Even if it exists on the surface, it is probably just the result of the heart leaving, and it is just an excuse made up afterwards. Because if you are inseparable, when something happens that will lead to the breakdown of the relationship, someone should save it. If not, the relationship would have broken down.

7. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work. The most difficult stage of life is not that no one knows you, but that you don't know yourself.

8. Cherish the person who can make you forget the past. He is probably your future. Forget the person who can't give you the future, and you can embrace the future.

9. All the burdens of life will become gifts, and all the sufferings can illuminate the road of confusion in the future.

10, hanging your head is just for nourishing your heart. If you have an unyielding soul, there will be a solid land under your feet.

1 1. Life will be different with you in this life. But I still want to live without you. Maybe I want to be braver and more independent. No one can live without anyone. How bitter does this sentence sometimes sound? But also let you know that people can't lose themselves just because there is no one.

12, going out, the world is in sight; If you can't get out, the world is in front of you!

13. Never confuse the ideal with the future. The so-called "future" refers to what kind of work you want to do, and the so-called "ideal" refers to what kind of person you want to be. Nowadays, people pay more attention to the future than the ideal.

14, sometimes you let go of something, not because you are suddenly willing to give up, but because the deadline is up, you are more willful and mature, and you know that the page is about to turn over.

15, remember all the people who are kind to you, except your parents, because they can't do this.

16, after the heavy rain, there are two kinds of people: one is to look up at the sky after the rain and see rainbows, blue sky and white clouds; One kind of person looks down at the ground and sees muddy water, which is very hard and desperate. Sometimes, you must have a clear goal and direction when you do things. Don't wait for the boat at the airport, wait for the plane at the dock. It's not that others let you down, but that you have wrong expectations.

17, don't be embarrassed to refuse others, because some people know that they are embarrassing others, but they have to make you compromise with confidence.

18, one day, you will face the past pain with a smile. You will thank the people who left you. He doesn't deserve your love, hello or infatuation. After all, he is not the one who is meant to be. Fortunately, he is not.

19, small heart, big things; When the heart is big, the big things are small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.

20. Happiness is only a temporary cessation of desire.

202 1 inspirational phrase: Morality is eternal and wealth is temporary.

1, rest is the nanny who nourishes the tired spirit.

2. Only when you have suffered, do you know the real pain; Once you are persistent, you can put it down.

3. Scoring can make one person happy, and assisting can make two people happy.

Morality is eternal and wealth is temporary.

Like mother, like son, like mother, like son.

6. Don't do evil, don't do good. Only virtue and virtue can serve others. -Liu Bei

7. Knowing astronomy above and geography below, students join hands with * * * to train talents for gardeners.

8. The so-called breakup is something that a woman may not be able to do once she says it a hundred times, but a man can do it once.

9, watching the highest realm of ghost films: watching, actually fell asleep.

10, actions speak louder than words!

1 1, love is like a camera. Sometimes you have to fast forward, sometimes you have to pause, and sometimes you have to rewind, but my camera is off.

12, all savings, in the final analysis, are still time savings.