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Talking about boring holidays (6) Since we are all bored, let's have a couple.

Holidays, all kinds of happiness, but also all kinds of boredom. See if there are any sentences that match your mood.

1, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring, boring.

I haven't been out for several days. Really boring!

Maybe I'm a little bored, and I often hope that we can leave quickly and stop running.

Just now, a particularly beautiful beauty was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I didn't put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

5, the highest level of boredom, turn on the computer, press the phone, watch TV. ...

6, pulse-taking this stupid thing, in my opinion, is the non-mainstream boring play self-mutilation, the most despised!

7, don't bother, I am not your thing.

8. The most boring, with TV on, cell phone pressed, snacks chewed and computer watched.

9. I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

10, boring children paper away

1 1, love, this boring topic.

12, too greedy, unsatisfied, bad-tempered, not in the mood, pretentious, laughing, neurotic, bored, incompetent, negative emotional intelligence, no one knows, no need to be happy.

13, Holiday: Sleeping late, watching TV, playing QQ, clicking the mouse, browsing the space, touching the mobile phone, sending messages, eating, so boring.

14 Alas, having a holiday is also a kind of pain ... but I just like it.

15, if one day I die, it will be boring to death.

16, the highest level of boredom: turn on the computer and press the phone to watch TV!

17, when bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to look at the time, then slide to unlock it and turn over a few pages of menus. Lock the screen and put it back in the trouser pocket. Did you get shot?

18, it's really boring not to do something boring these days.

19, they say that falling in love at the age of 16 or 17 is two boring people doing boring things.

20, lying in bed boring to make up a story, ancient and modern, appearing in the novel, dog blood plot. . . .

2 1, don't keep me waiting, I can't afford it.

22, because of loneliness and boredom to collapse, so under the cruel suspicion, and believe it.

23. I sometimes envy my neighbors' relatives' sisters that they can take their tall boyfriends out on a boring summer afternoon.

I'm really annoyed that you ignore me.

25, boring, how to write?

26. The most terrible thing in life is calmness and boredom. Those wonderful memories about you make my life no longer monotonous. Living alone in this city, a winter snow reminds me of you. I don't think we will be as irreplaceable as before. We will never love as hard as before until we get hurt and leave.

27. I am dead and have something to burn.

28. I turn on the TV in front of the computer and play with my mobile phone. How boring MLGD is!

Talking about boredom in holidays (3) If you are bored for too long, you won't feel bored.

Holidays, all kinds of happiness, but also all kinds of boredom. See if there are any sentences that match your mood.

1, expecting a happy ending, but the ending is always the most boring.

No one cares about me when I am bored. When I was busy, everyone was looking for me.

3. Where were you when I was sad, depressed and bored? We are not from the same world, and we don't know each other.

Valentine's Day is a holiday for those who are bored and bored.

5, boring is not as good as seeing an A dream.

6. If people are bored, they can play with nose bubbles.

7. Sometimes, a person is in a daze, a person is bored, and a person is in a daze because of boredom.

8. Many times when you are bored for a long time, you don't feel bored. .

9, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

10, I admit I'm not well. I'm a little bored, a little slow, even a little nervous, but I'll be nice to the people I care about. No matter what happens, I will always be the biggest.

1 1. When I am bored in class, I always like to draw or write on the table with a pen.

12, walking on the road of life, without so many boring burdens, must succeed, then who can give a precise definition of success? Who can tell the true meaning of life and the memory of life from ancient times to the present? The meaning of life in this 100 year is to live happily, freely, simply and easily, so that life can really live. (Let men hear heartbreaking words)

13, when bored, I like to take out my mobile phone to check the time, then unlock it, turn over a few pages of menus, lock the screen and put it back in my trouser pocket. What about you?

14, when I'm bored, nobody cares about me. And when I'm busy, everyone looks for me.

15, remember, first, I am always right, and second, if I am wrong, please refer to the first one.

16, boredom is the desire for desire. When a person has no desire, he will feel bored.

17, today is really boring. I don't want to say more, just say four sentences. I'm done.

18, are you bored? If you are bored, fart and play by yourself!

19, I feel bored in my heart. I say it's boring, but I still do boring things.

20. Only when I am bored will I feel that I am too hypocritical.

2 1, mathematics is actually very simple, but the remaining 90 points are difficult.

22. Don't care too much about the person who calls you back. Maybe they are just bored and have nothing to do.

23. There is nothing wrong with the birds during the day, and there is nothing wrong with the birds at night. Is it boring enough?

24. When you are bored, go to the secret area of Q Friends.

25. Don't you think it's boring to write earning X with a star portrait? Are you tired of being a goddess all day

26. When a person is bored for the sake of boredom, he will definitely be bored.

27, so boring, who is more boring than me?

28. Men are dumped for money, while women are dumped for looks. Don't look for your brother when you are bored, or it will be redundant to show it to your brother.

29. Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will appear redundant.

At 30, the boring children's paper left.

Talking about boring holidays (1) is not as exciting as sleeping in class.

Holidays, all kinds of happiness, but also all kinds of boredom. See if there are any sentences that match your mood.

1, vacation equals boredom, and class equals suffering.

2, too boring, sleeping in bed at home, not enough sleep at school!

3, the motherland has not been unified, but I am bored and ashamed during the holiday!

Alas, having a holiday is also a kind of pain. . . . But I just like it. It almost killed me.

5. In life, the boring time is also a limited edition. Happiness begins with hearing your own voice. Life is in a hurry, there is no need to compromise. It is most important to live in the way you like, do what you like and pamper yourself.

6. When you are bored, you are used to opening two numbers, and then silently opening the dialogue window to practice calligraphy. ...

7. When you ignore me, it's boring. All you can think about is that you ignore me, you ignore me, you ignore me.

8. When I was bored in junior high school, I went back to my alma mater. I overheard the school teacher educating students not to fall in love. Listen carefully and laugh directly. The teacher said: junior high school can only play with our local friends; Playing friends in high school can only play the whole of Chongqing; But when you go to college, you can't play all over the country, but you can also play abroad. So, you'd better go to college before falling in love!

9. Without respect, love will disappear. Without care, love will be boring. Without honesty, love will not be happy. Without trust, love will not be strong.

10, I never get tired of looking for you. I only came to you to show that I am thinking of you at the moment.

1 1. Although summer vacation is boring, I never want to start school.

12. In the past, a group of people had a holiday together, but now the holiday time of this group is different.

13, maybe I'm a little bored, and I often hope that we will get old quickly and never run again.

14. Drink hot water when you have a stomachache, add clothes when it is cold, take medicine when you have a cold, cook when you are hungry, take an umbrella when it rains, count sheep when you are insomnia, watch TV dramas when you are bored, and love when no one loves you.

15, I don't want to be a friend that you can only think of when you are bored!

16 In fact, happiness means having company when you are bored. It's rare that neither of you are bored.

17, I don't know what I'm doing or what I want to do.

18, man, what do you think you are? When my mother is bored, you are just a toy.

19. When the class is boring, I will write other people's names in the main course book.

20. The loneliness of the street sweeper is not the loneliness of cleaning the street, let alone the so-called boredom.

2 1, in fact, there is one person in everyone's heart that can't be forgotten. You always think about it when you are bored, when you eat alone, when you walk in the street at night, and when you listen to music. Later, you gradually found that this person will not change your life whether he is with you or not. It's ok to eat, sleep and play, and we should also talk about friends. At this time, you will understand that there are some people you will never forget, but they will not affect your life.

Yes, I am a rogue, sensitive, naive, ridiculous, boring and pretentious, so that's why you abandoned me.

23. You are bored rather than missing me.

24. Another boring day. When will the summer vacation be over? I'm going to get moldy staying at home every day.

25. Still bored, afraid to disturb each other.

26. When two people are bored together, they have a lot to talk about.

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27. A person walks at a boring intersection.

28. I graduated. To the left Relax. Disappointed. Boring Sadness. Memories I miss it. I cried. . .

29. Children's Channel You repeat the same TV series every day. Is it boring?

30. I used to think that going to school was boring, but now I go out and find that learning is better.

Interesting personality and boring holidays. Tell me funny jokes when you are bored.

1. The laziest students are not students who don't do their homework, but students who don't copy their answers. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to lose ten pounds.

There is no point in stealing others' plagiarism.

You say I am your woman, so please tell me if you are my man.

I can finally go to the Internet cafe on holiday today, so I ordered a glass of water and turned on the karaoke station in the Internet cafe. I ordered one of my favorite free songs, and I'm going to put on headphones to enjoy it. . . Why did the whole Internet cafe go to the bar and ask what date this song was ordered? Do you want to steal my song list?

6. Three natural disasters: earthquake, typhoon, and the film crew passing by!

July and June 1 day, we can't afford it, because time is running out.

8. If you laugh for ten years, laugh twice and you die directly.

9. After drinking Luffy milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and even my heart has stopped beating!

10. Grandpa said that in their time, if there were questions that could not be done in the exam, they would write Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

1 1. So far, among the curses I have seen about Tanabata, this is the most vicious: curse the weaver girl to menstruate on Tanabata!

12. Play with your feelings and I will make you cry rhythmically!

13. Where did all the good people die? Where did they die? No one answers the questions of good women.

14. A woman's purity is false unless she is pure inside.

15. Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

16. This is the only time I want to lose, because only in this way can I get close to you.

17. acne is more than 700 million years old, and acne can circle the earth twice together.

18. Go to QQ every day. Have you considered the feeling of QQ?

19. The sorrow of every nearsighted person: the world is a plane without glasses. Hermaphrodite rice, regardless of people and animals.

20. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

2 1. In October, be a simple pig, peaceful and persistent, modest and fearless, and bow to your favorite cabbage.

22. Have you ever thought about the feeling of farting in underwear?

23. Quiet, quiet. Either die in silence or explode in silence ~

24. Having no money is like having no friends.

25. Don't be poor if you have nothing, don't be sick if you have anything, and don't be mentally ill if you provoke anyone.

26. Leader: Hello everyone, I am the leader of the school management department. My surname is Chang. You can call me a regular manager! Let's welcome the president of the student union to arrange work! President of Student Union: Hello everyone! Our main job is daily management.

27. You are special. You know, you are a pig that God gave me, the cutest pig in the world.

28. I didn't like girls hesitating before, but now I still feel quite comfortable.

29. My boyfriend is tall, handsome and has a nice voice. Being taller than me is good for me. The only bad thing about him is that he likes to play hide-and-seek and hasn't appeared yet.

30. It is officially announced that I have taken off my order and started wearing two pieces.

3 1. I don't have nothing, I'm still sick.

Remember: everyone is kind to you, because they can't do it.

33. Starting school is a breathing pain. It lives in every corner of me ~ ~ ~

34. Love can't be forced, just follow your heart.

I am unique. No matter how many shortcomings I have, I only have one. I can't arrive on time. I can't. Whether you like it or not is up to you.

36. Since ancient times, there have been few charming girls on the Internet. Occasionally call a few mandarin ducks, and there are also perverted prostitutes!

37. I have always had a question in my heart. For so many years, for a whole year, what did Big Wolf eat to survive?

38. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.

39. If you love someone, you can only look at him silently, but don't dare to go near him. You can look at him from a distance, don't be ridiculous.

40. The teacher asked: When will the chrysanthemums bloom? Xiaoming: When you go to the toilet to shit.