Humor suitable for noon.

1, no matter how hard it is, it will always be someone else's story.

It took me many years to understand that it was not that you didn't come, but that you went to another intersection.

In that prosperous era, we were hurt beyond recognition by loneliness.

Commitment is a blank sheet of paper, no matter how thick the script is, it will have an ending. I think I know the taste of tears. Even if I give every minute, I never want to escape every second. There is no lasting happiness in this world, only instant comfort and ease.

Maybe a person still has a long way to go, and he has experienced countless sudden prosperity and desolation in life before he becomes mature.

6. Youth is like a morning. It is pure and full of reverie and harmony.

7. I can't wait for casual care, but I can't let go of worthless things.

8. There will always be people who will hurt you in your life. Don't be angry. Anger is punishing yourself with other people's mistakes.

One day, you will meet someone who is willing to bend over for you. They don't talk about dignity, don't talk about money, just talk about being together for life.

10, I suddenly found that the current season has become as thorough as people, which is very unexpected.

1 1. Memories will warm my body from the inside and cut my body violently from the inside.

12, carrying too many expectations, how dare you live up to it easily.

13, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

14, many people's lives are sloppy and frivolous, but they take everything in their hands as true and are unwilling to damage it or change it. That's how the pain comes about.

15, what you lost never really belongs to you, so don't regret it.

16, life needs sunshine just as flowers need sunshine; Life needs sunshine, just as darkness needs sunshine; Life needs sunshine just as cold needs sunshine.

17, I want to be a tooth in my next life. When I am unhappy, someone always hurts me.

18, knowing there is no hope, we have to look forward to it, and the result can only be disappointment.

19, don't easily reveal the wound to others, because others are watching the fun, but it is actually yourself who is injured.

I didn't drink the strongest wine, but I gave up my favorite. I will give you all the freedom as the last gentleness.

2 1. Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you. Softness is a disease, and affection is fatal.

22. Think of him in the dead of night, the person who can tell a heartbreaking love story.

23. Every time you talk about an object, you will lose a friend. Falling in love is like gambling. If you win a bet, you lose your life, but you are not friends.

24, some things are only worthy of memories; Some people can only be passers-by

25. One day, I will let go of my present persistence and give up, and live a new life without you with some regrets.

There is darkness ahead, but don't forget, maybe the light is behind you.

27. When someone makes you angry, take a deep breath, count backwards from 10, and punch him at seven. He won't think of it.

28, the knife is fine, and the cooked fish fillets are delicious, tender and delicious.

29. Stewed pumpkin with beans: beans, pumpkins, garlic slices, soy sauce, cooking oil and salt are appropriate-beans and pumpkins are fresh and tender, stewed, rich in sauce, fresh and sweet, and rich in nutrition.

30. For foodies, the real sense of security is to open the refrigerator and see that it is full of delicious food.

3 1, the waiter asked me whether to cut the pizza into 4 or 8 portions, and I said, 4 portions, if 8 portions, I can't eat any more.

32, dry rice people! Great appetite! Open your mouth and eat the world!

33. Just after dinner, should we discuss life with the invincible super handsome guy in the universe?

I just bumped my head and lost my memory. Excuse me, who is my boyfriend? I'm too beautiful to be single.

35. Be a carefree gourmet, not a careless person.

36. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

37. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

38. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

39, hot pot, barbecue, beer, not very expensive, but good for the stomach.

40. Even in a storm, life should be full of flames.

4 1, the full moon will gradually rise to the sky. A transparent gray cloud, lightly covering the moonlight, seems to trap a piece of smoke in the field, as if falling asleep. After the sunset glow passed, the smoke in the fields disappeared, and the water was as clear as light, washing the soft autumn night.

42. Anxiety is nothing to be afraid of, just like a barbecue. It tastes better when it's burnt.

43. There is not enough food today, and tomorrow's position is not stable enough.

44. It is said that people with big faces are generally super good-tempered, because it is really difficult to turn their faces. Forgive me for being rude all my life.

45. Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?

46, clamoring for losing weight every day is to scare the meat.

47. People who want to lose weight every day have something to eat!

48. People who want to lose weight every day have something to eat!

49. Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.

50. As soon as the food is served, the first command in my mind is "eat" instead of "take pictures", which can be called competent eating!