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An apology letter to his wife.
Letter of apology to my wife 1 Dear wife:
Are you okay at home?
It's been 38 hours and 37 minutes since we were angry, and it's still 4 hours 2 1 minute short of the record of your running away from home. I know you're waiting for me to apologize to you, and I'm going to do the same, but I hope you can stick to it and create a new high in your escape history!
I'm fine at home, please don't miss it. Although you have a passbook with you, you don't have to worry about my financial resources, because I also have a credit card attached. This credit card is very convenient to use. I have bought five shirts, seven pairs of underwear and 12 pairs of socks. It is estimated that one set is enough for your back every day. A famous brand is a famous brand, although it is a bit expensive. ...
You don't have to worry about my food. I've tried it in seven new restaurants. Hairtail, hemp stalk and pig head are afraid of me alone, and accompany me every day, but they try their best to order good food and wine. I can't help it You know I'm proud. What bothers me most is the new woman who moved across the street. She comes to borrow vinegar and garlic almost every day. But don't worry, I will never make a mistake. You must have confidence in me in this respect. As for the flowers and plants at home, I want them to adapt to the desertification environment as soon as possible and never water them, which is conducive to their species evolution. By the way, did our Mimi accompany you back to your parents' house? It's been two days.
You don't have to worry that my two lovely little uncles will come to me on impulse to do something irrational. I invited them to dinner yesterday and told them a little thing between us. After listening, they took my hand and cried and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really hard for you!" "
I'll pick you up and apologize to you, but you can stay at your parents' house for a while and "go home often"! Old people need you, too.
Ps: If you don't come back tomorrow, Bing Bing will treat me to pizza and I will go. Anyway, being idle is also idle, and it is not good to always refuse others. After all, they are colleagues in the same unit.
Goodbye!
Apologizer: XXX
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Letter of apology to wife 2 Dear wife:
Honey, I don't want to make you angry. Tomorrow is Women's Day, I know. I remember it was a long time ago (remember last March when we argued about whether you were a girl or not? The last time we chatted, I remembered that you wanted to eat pine nuts from Badachu, Beijing, so I asked my classmates to buy them, saying that they would arrive on March 8 and give you a surprise. I didn't expect my classmates to have something, but it didn't work out. I really put my heart into it, but the result was not ideal. Believe it or not, I always want you to be happy, because then I will be happy and take nothing to heart. Don't doubt me in the future. I don't care what people say about me. You can't help but believe me and doubt me (because I won't lie to you, except tease you). To tell the truth, I am a person who lives by promises. I don't want others not to believe me, especially you. I don't know how to express my love for you. I hope I can hear you coquetry with me every day and talk about what you are doing every day. Even if I know every step of your life, I just want to listen to your nagging and make me feel that you are by my side, so I won't miss you so much. If you don't talk, I think you have something on your mind. I'm afraid you're unhappy and you're not good at talking. You always talk nonsense, which makes you unhappy and keeps me from sleeping well at night. Can you tell me everything about the future? I can share it for you. On the one hand, I don't think I can accompany you on a business trip. I should do all the wedding things, and you are doing it. I think I owe you a lot. In addition, I have to deal with many problems on the road every day, and sometimes I am very annoyed, so many things are not handled well. Please forgive me. Don't say it, you will understand later. Wife, happy holidays! Have fun! I love you, I will accompany you all my life and love you well!
Apologizer: XXX
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Letter of Apology to Wife 3 Wife:
I apologize to you because I once got up the courage to kick your ass.
The other day, you drove your newly bought tuotuo to the class reunion. I know, you want to make money: let your classmates know that you have become a car owner. But I was in a panic: I was afraid that you would "destroy a pair to calculate a pair", and I was afraid that I could not afford to lose people-a detached child is like a super girl on the streets of Chengdu. What is there to show off? Moreover, an hour later, you called and screamed: "Your son, the car can't run ..." 40 yuan to take a taxi, running around: the oil is dry and the car is hot. Hey, wife, it's all my fault for not taking good care of it. I have decided to buy a satellite remote sensing locator called "Lilahuo". Even if you drive to Yaochi to find the Queen Mother in the future, I can monitor the ratio of your IQ to fuel consumption.
My salary is not high, my bonus is not high, my blood fat is high, my politics is not prominent, and my business is not prominent. I can only become a fourth-class man and go home from work every day. Honey, you are not a first-class woman, but you have a home outside your home. Tuotuoer has become your second home: car warehouse, sleeping bag, shoe cabinet, cosmetic bag, magazine bag, clothes rack, folding chair, barbecue grill ... you must dig a hole before you can find space.
Honey, you should be beautiful when you drive. You are always afraid of wrinkling beautiful clothes and seldom wear a seat belt. Waiting for the red light at the intersection, you still like to brush your eyelashes and draw lip lines-do you have to wait for the police uncle to come over and smile to avoid the fine? You also have a bad habit: love to have long hair like Mei Chaofeng. On Binjiang East Road that day, you hung a cyclist upside down because of your dark hair. Looking at the man who looks like your dream lover Ceng Zhiwei, you cocked your head at him for three minutes. I'm dizzy!
I know how much you usually drink, no matter how dangerous it is to drive after drinking. That day, you were drunk and took the customer's hand and shouted, "I'd rather have a hole in my stomach than leave a seam emotionally." When you came home late at night, you drove like a van and almost hit a biting man and woman walking in the shade into the clouds. Sitting in the co-pilot's seat, I cried like a tinkling cat and roared in a softer voice than Jeff Chang Shin-Che Shenche: "I never want to see you drunk in the middle of the night again, and I don't want other men to see your charm. You know, it will break my heart. "
Dear, since you got a car, you have become a first-class boss and never left the kitchen. Hungry croak, you whine on the phone: "Your son, come back quickly!" " ! I can't cook by myself. Come back quickly. The dining table is wonderful because of you. Don't let my stomach be as empty as the sea! "Beauty and cars are two things that can drive men crazy at the same time, but I want to jump out of Funan River!
The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled. I decided to fight back. But I thought about it all night, and I got up the courage to beat you up. I immediately lost my temper: What if one day you take revenge in "The Roar of Lions" and put out your nine-yin white bone claws to drive a racing car in my face? I sighed and gave up. There is still half a brave heart in the dream of the covered bridge. For you, I will continue to pay all the wages, contract all the leftovers and report my thoughts every day.
Apologizer: XXX
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Apology Letter to Wife 4 Wife:
I am deeply aware of my mistakes. According to your wishes, I reflected in the toilet 1 hour 43 minutes and 7 seconds, drank a cup of boiled water, went to the toilet once, and didn't take a shower. The above facts are accurate, please check. Attached is my review report. If there are any irregularities, we can negotiate-
After several years of good relationship, I think my wife is gentle, virtuous, diligent and intelligent, and she is a rare good wife. But as a husband, I am biased and frivolous, and what I have done is really debatable. Corrected later (the word 19848 is omitted here).
Apologizer: XXX
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Letter of apology to wife 5 Dear husband:
Although we officially divorced today, please allow me to call you that for the last time. First of all, I am deeply sorry that my happiness finally parted ways with you! Today, I solemnly apologize to you for what I did in previous years. I apologize to you, kneeling in front of my house and begging my parents to marry me, so that you can't become the fifth bachelor of single aristocrats too early! I only gave birth to your daughter after marriage, and I apologize for not responding to the national family planning policy and giving you another son. In order to take care of my sick daughter, I went to the police station one night to redeem you and let your fist fall on me to apologize! I apologize to you, because I was busy taking care of my parents-in-law and children, but I neglected that you were also a child and needed my care to make you homeless.
I apologize for the phone call I made when you were having fun in other provinces. This phone call turned into a harassing phone call and wasted your phone bill! I apologize to you, my voice turned into a noise that pierced your eardrum when you were eating, drinking and having fun with your pig friends and dog friends! I apologize to you because I think my voice startled you and disturbed your mood, as if you were crying like a ghost. When you enjoy sex in other women's gentle villages, you turn off your mobile phone and refuse to monitor everyone's phone for fear of being harassed by my calls. I apologize for the consequences! I'm sorry I didn't buy you enough condoms, so you almost couldn't get rid of sexually transmitted diseases!
I apologize for my seriously ill mother-in-law who can safely finish the last journey of her life and postpone the date of divorce from you, so that you can't turn mistress into a wife as scheduled! Dear husband: I hope you can accept my sincere apology. In addition, I want to express my sincere thanks to you. Thank you for giving me a "happy" married life for six years, which changed me from an innocent girl to an extremely patient housewife in a bad environment! Thank you for letting me know what the real "beating is kissing, scolding is love" is. Thank you for being caught in bed that time. You beat me from embarrassment, and you only let me stay in the hospital for half a month without beating me! Thank you for all the scars you left on me, so that I can show off to others that I am a mature and sensible woman who has suffered and experienced!
Thank you for finding your "true love" and finally letting me go before I was soaked by tears, so that I am no longer your sandbag! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you very much. Finally, I sincerely wish you and that woman! Congratulations, she can taste as she pleases! Pray that she will not follow in my footsteps!
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