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About personality: laughing every day. Guess if I did well.

1. Every time my parents ask me how much homework I have, I feel a little more confident. Then I silently look at a pile of unopened homework and calmly play with my mobile phone. My mother hopes that I won't marry too far in the future, otherwise playing mahjong will be different. 3. I hope you are the scum side, live a happy life with all the blame, instead of crying in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, and be a painful good person. 4. Pride grows in the bones, a handful of ashes. A complete book about personality. You spoil yourself, but the person who loves you is distressed. The person who made you like this will not feel guilty, and may even laugh at you behind your back and satirize you, so please collect your tears and don't make a fool of yourself. 6. The only thing that can make you let go is the following nine words: eat, sleep and laugh. 7. Don't tell others about me as a story. 8. You don't always have to worry about offending others. Some people are used to offend. Those who know that you are embarrassed and ask for your help, those who slander your friends in front of you, those who treat malice as a joke, those who get your secret but gloat, and those who look for opportunities to get back at you after being offended, draw a line with them as soon as possible. No matter what skills, such evil and stupidity are not worth forgiving. 9. As you get older, it becomes more and more difficult to answer what you want for your birthday. . No one can afford the gift I really want. 10. It is better to be hurt by the truth than comforted by lies. 165438+ Finally, because the boys gave out scissors and the girls released them, the girls died. 12. Later, I found that cold cooking tastes cleaner and the words written in the middle of the night are quite tasty. In the morning, the bowl of porridge warms the stomach and is comfortable. After the extreme pain, the idea of isolation and helplessness is more mature, and it is lost all the way. 13. Can you listen to me? Don't smoke or drink. I don't want anything to happen to the people I care about. As the saying goes, getting drunk can solve a thousand worries, but your body knows it. You still have me and care about you. What can I do for you? Don't be enemies of the world. It's windy outside. Come home with me. 14. I would rather let people see my heartless smile every day than let people see my wronged tears. 15. A mature person often finds that there are fewer and fewer strange people, and everyone has his own difficulties. 16. I really hate the kind of boy who is kind and warm to everyone and looks gentle all day. He knew he had a female ticket, but it was the same. He accidentally fell in. 17. Don't go near my object. Thank you. Don't get too close to my date. Thank you. Don't touch my partner's hair. I'm telling you, I'm possessive You'd better do nothing. Thank you. If you feel uncomfortable, swallow the glass. If you feel sad, take drugs. If you can't sleep, take sleeping pills, jump off a building, cut your wrists and hang yourself. I don't want my date to accompany you anyway. Thank you. Wait. I 18。 There are two kinds of people in the world who can't be offended, that is, losing weight and quitting smoking! Because these two kinds of people are crazy and omnipotent. . . 19. He may be nothing to you, with tattoos, drinking, fighting and smoking. Maybe he is not handsome, he doesn't love me, and he can't hurt me. But my heart is in him. Although he repeatedly threw me away as bubble gum stuck to the soles of his shoes, what could I do? I only have one heart, and if I give it to him, I can't get it back. 20. I laugh every day Guess how I am. 2 1. I bought mineral water with my girlfriend, but I couldn't unscrew it. Suddenly a hand reached over and snatched the mineral water from my best friend. My best friend yelled: Who dares to rob my mother? Turn around and look: Husband, it's you. It's good to have you. My best friend gulps down water. And I'm still screwing the bottle cap! 22. I don't like to go back on my word after doing something wrong. It is too late. A thousand smiles and ten thousand apologies afterwards are not as important as a respect at that time. Please don't explain anything if you violate my bottom line. I won't forgive, I won't make do and I won't compromise. As long as you don't touch my bottom line, I will give you a smile. 23. Don't be timid. Mention the past, don't be jealous. I smile and pretend to be someone else every day. Do you think I'm doing well?

I want to be your hero. Childhood and gardenia are a contest between two short men.

Maybe you smiled the first time we met, so I fell in love with it later.

How can people who love you talk about love all the time?

May lonely people sing, and vagrants have wine to drink.

My mind is like water in the deep sea. You can't see me, I won't say anything.

Don't pretend to be someone else, just be yourself.

Take me home. I don't want to wander around, get drunk late at night, drink the wine of strangers, and hold hands with others.

I laugh every day. Guess if I did well.

Please look after your girlfriend when the typhoon comes. Blow it into my arms and I won't return it.

Special people never say they are special, such as me.

I have spread my homework on the balcony during the summer vacation. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

Everything will be fine, even if it's not today.

You can't remember me forever. I just want you to forget me slowly.

I think of myself so well that you want to stop this time.

I'm afraid I'm the only one who has walked this road.

Don't listen to slow songs, don't revisit old places, don't drink until you are half drunk, and don't think about him.

You are always opinionated, so I can only go along with it at will.

You are a rain in my dry years.

You can't imagine that the original southbound person will accompany you, southbound.

Dreams must be there in case of ghosts.

When you suddenly don't return my messages, I always comfort myself that it's okay, probably dead.

She said she was not drunk, but she staggered and shed tears.

I don't think I am good enough to make you cry all the time.

Suitable for rainy days: I laugh every day. Guess if I did well.

1. All my lovers are far away.

There are many people who like you, and there is no shortage of me. I like very few people, except you.

3. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meeting you in my most beautiful years.

4. wishful thinking, you have to be willing to gamble and lose.

I laugh every day. Guess if I did well.

It hurts people.

6. In my world, you are still pure, only the world is dirty.

I have been here, waiting for the wind. But the wind has come. What about you?

8. People in memories can't meet. If you meet, your memory will be gone.

It hurts people.

9. I set the alarm clock in the Antarctic circle. You are the delayed wind in the Indian Ocean.

10. But you are still you. There is a name that makes my heart tremble when I shout.

1 1. I know the world is as short as dew, but, however.

It hurts people.

12. After several years, every story has a similar ending. Don't say who you love, don't say but, please don't cry. Gains and losses are discrete, and there will always be a cycle.

13. I met a stranger and walked by in a hurry without sadness or joy. For you, for me, for time, this is perfect.

14. You are so lonely, but it's nice to be alone.

I laugh every day, but only I know whether I am well or not.

1. If you like it, why don't you say it? If you don't love it, why did you hook up? Everything in the world can be blurred, only feelings must be clear.

2. Know how to keep your distance, leave properly, and meet again if you miss it. This relationship is far longer and fresher than sticking together forever.

Sometimes you let go of one thing, not because you are suddenly willing to give up, but because the deadline is up, you are more willful and mature, and you know it's time to turn the page.

I once had a lover, I also showed my love, I was jealous, I was happy, I thought it would last for a long time.

I told myself that I want to live truly, no matter what others think of me, even if the whole world denies me, I still have to believe in me.

6. Laugh every day, but only you know how well you are.

7. Treating people who don't cherish you is like wiping their ass. You should throw it away, keeping it will only make you stink.

8. Even if we have no result, I will go all out to give you freedom, give you what I can give and give you what I can do. If you are unfortunate enough to abandon me, I will give you an idea of regret and give myself a reason not to regret.

9. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.