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How embarrassed is it for male patients to meet female doctors?

More than twenty years ago, before I got married, I had a small pimple in the coronal groove of my penis. There is something wrong with this place. Although it doesn't hurt or itch, it's still quite flustered. But I haven't gone out to sleep with my fiancee after all, so there shouldn't be anything. But not long after, a workmate got gonorrhea. According to him, it was infected by bathing in a public bath. This really shocked me and made me decide to see a doctor.

When I arrived at the nearby clinic, I was greeted by a very beautiful young female doctor. After listening to my complaint, she told me that her companion had gone out. Come back tomorrow! I thought this place must be for male doctors. It was inconvenient for her to be alone, so she left!

The next day, I went to the clinic as agreed, and found that there was a young woman besides the female doctor. The female doctor enlightened me and said, "We are all doctors, so don't have any psychological pressure!" Later, accompanied by my companion, I was taken to a dark room on the second floor, and I took off my pants. One person holds the electric light, and the other person wears disposable gloves and puts my penis in his hand to observe. After reading it for a while, I told me that this is called pearl papule, which has no effect on the body. Don't look anywhere else, lest you be cheated. Because at that time, many doctors cheated money under the guise of treating sexually transmitted diseases!

Later, I was very grateful to the female doctor. Not only did I not receive the money, but she also reminded me not to be fooled. It was awkward at the time, but it was okay. Because I was nervous and had no distractions, I didn't get an erection under the instigation of a beautiful doctor. In that case, it would be even more embarrassing!

Personally, no matter who goes to the hospital for treatment, he should cooperate closely with the doctor and work hard to cure the disease as soon as possible. There is no embarrassing problem that male patients see female doctors and female patients see male doctors. Because for medical staff, they are familiar with any organ of the human body, and they provide all medical services in order to cure patients' diseases and alleviate their suffering.

Last summer, I couldn't urinate naturally because of prostatic hyperplasia, and it was useless to take the medicine prescribed by the doctor. I have been in a very painful state since after midnight, and I can't eat or drink water at noon the next day. I can't help it. I hung up the emergency room of a local 3A hospital. A young male doctor examined me and offered to insert a catheter for me. I readily agreed. I waited for 10 minutes in the temporary catheterization room, and finally met a young female doctor. She smiled and said to me, "The doctor who treated you just now has an emergency task again. Now I'll give you a catheter, okay? " "To tell the truth, my mind was completely focused on relieving pain as soon as possible, and I couldn't think of anything. I repeatedly answered" Good, good. "So, the female doctor did some preparatory work, let me take off my pants, carefully help me clean and disinfect the urethral orifice with a cotton ball, and then skillfully insert the catheter for catheterization for me. It took ten or twenty minutes before and after, and the catheterization ended smoothly. She didn't ask me to pull out the tube immediately, nor did she ask me to pull up my pants immediately, saying that she would continue to observe and decide whether to leave a catheter on me for a few days. I quickly replied, "It's okay to keep observing, but it's not okay to keep the catheter on me." "Later, she didn't force me. After 10 minutes, she came to have a look, pulled out my catheter and let me put on my pants. I habitually say "thank you" to her. She said "nothing" and gave some precautions.

So I think the only purpose of going to the hospital as a patient is to treat diseases. Good doctors can help you cure your illness and relieve your pain. You should be grateful.

My son is twenty-one years old and has been circumcised in the hospital for two months. The little nurse sister who helped him change his dressing and prepare his skin contacted her son every day, went out for dinner and said that she would come to my house. Is this normal?

At the age of 22, I took part in a physical examination for conscription, because my scrotum was one big and one small, and I finally had to re-examine it. A female doctor in her thirties felt it and asked if it hurt. I said it didn't hurt At that time, in the 1970s, doctors only washed her hands without wearing medical gloves. Then she called a female doctor in her twenties to examine her, saying it was a typical scrotal varicose vein and showed it to her. Then the doctor in his thirties left.

A few months ago, the foreskin became inflamed because of carelessness. I had a small pimple on my penis at that time.

Ask for help from netizens and get up the courage to hang up the dermatology department. After waiting for 2 hours, I went in and found a female doctor. The key is that there are three girls in the back row who are internship in a nearby school. My face turned red at that time. I thought it was over. It's embarrassing. The doctor asked me what was wrong, and my voice was very low. I faltered that the foreskin was a little inflamed.

I dare not look at the three sisters, but the woman doctor is really calm. Just unbutton your pants and let me see, and then put on your gloves. I was afraid to take off my pants. I said, there are too many people. Can you let them out? The female doctor said nothing, just let them study.

If you can't, take it off. The female doctor began to poke a few times and said that it was nothing serious. I went for a fungal test. I put on my pants and ran out with the list. For the first time in my life, apart from embarrassment, I seem to be a little excited. ....

That's not all. Fungal examination room or female doctor. .....

What a pleasant day.

The subject asked, how embarrassed should male patients see female doctors? It's really embarrassing to think about this question! However, it is the unshirkable responsibility of medical staff to save lives and heal the wounded. In their eyes, there is no gender difference, only patients. However, I have a friend, and what he experienced in the hospital was extremely embarrassing and helpless!

My friend Xiao Du works in a private enterprise. The company has a strict attendance system. Anyone who is absent from work or late for no reason will be severely punished and a lot of money will be deducted. One morning, this guy had diarrhea, vomiting and diarrhea, and even the strength to stand was gone! After a morning of patience, he hurried to the hospital during his lunch break. Fortunately, this hospital also accepts patients at noon. He stood in a line and hung up the phone. When the doctor heard about his illness, he urged him to go to the hospital for infusion treatment. Xiao Du is impatient when he listens. He didn't ask for leave. It would be bad if he was late in the afternoon. So he suggested that the doctor prescribe some medicine for him, and if possible, could he have an injection? Therefore, doctors can prescribe drugs for intramuscular injection.

He came to the infusion room with a beautiful young nurse on duty. He was startled when they looked at each other. Although she was wearing a mask, he recognized her at a glance. Isn't this woman in front of him his ex-girlfriend She is indeed a nurse, but she has never worked in this hospital before! How could she just jump ship! I'm sorry I lied to her before. She won't embarrass herself this time, will she? It's really embarrassing! Although he muttered in his heart, he honestly handed the note of injection to the nurse. The nurse obviously recognized him, took the prescription and medicine with a straight face, and remained silent. Then the nurse gently reminded him to take off his pants. She wiped it with alcohol cotton wool over and over again, but the needle never fell off. Komori closed his eyes, frowned, held his breath and waited anxiously. At this time, the nurse finally spoke, "I'll just stroll outside and not go in!" " "Hearing this, the komori just put down the guard. Suddenly, the needle fell, and he couldn't help but feel a sharp pain.

If it is really embarrassing from the patient's point of view, it is really embarrassing for both male patients and female doctors, or female patients and male doctors to expose their private parts to the opposite sex, but from the doctor's point of view, it is actually a very common thing.

I remember when I first went to work, there was a boy of 18 years old who had a broken lumbar spine and needed surgery. Before the operation, he had a general anesthesia. After successful anesthesia, a nurse who had just practiced for a short time inserted a catheter for the young man. Because the operation is not very skilled, I didn't plug it in several times, but I finally plugged it in. However, due to the long-term stimulation of the young man's glans penis, the young man is actually under anesthesia. At that time, I was the only one who was curious and looked at it a few times, but then I looked around at the doctors and nurses, who were busy with their own affairs and didn't care too much about this problem.

In fact, what I want to say is that it is their job to see a doctor, whether male or female. Their doctors must contact thousands or more patients. When people see a doctor, the doctor doesn't mean to pry into the patient's privacy. The patient just needs the doctor's help when he is sick. So in this respect, patients don't need to feel too embarrassed when they see a doctor. When a doctor sees a doctor, he only pays attention to your patient and pays no attention to other problems.

I met a female doctor and a female nurse when I was circumcised. On the wine table, she joked that she wanted to do it, but seriously said that if the foreskin suggested it, one, two or three would be fine. I thought it made sense, so I went. First of all, I'll do the anesthesia alone. When the female doctor came in, she tried to cut it and asked if she felt anything. I said it hurts. After waiting for a minute, here we go again. It was a cool feeling this time, so she cut it. I also joked that don't cut too much, and she said it was okay. It seems that the laser burned the wound. When you're done, lift it up and let me see how beautiful it is. I tried to look at it, but it hurts when I push hard, so I didn't look at it. Let me put an ear scoop in my pocket and pick my ears when I get an erection.

Real feelings. When I got a cyst on my ass, I went to see a doctor. The doctor is a woman, let me take off my pants and look at the affected area. There were others present at the time. I was shocked. I went to see a doctor, and then I went to see a patient. The female doctor told everyone else to go out. I was a little shy and took off my pants a little. The doctor pressed it with his hand. It should have been inflamed before the operation. After more than ten days, the pus disappeared and I went to see a doctor. The female doctor asked me to follow her to the operating room. "Take off your pants and lie on the operating table." I can only do this, but I feel very uncomfortable. Not long after the anesthetic, the doctor began to operate according to the position, only feeling that the skin was cut. I heard scissors cutting things for about ten minutes. I only heard that the doctor has agreed to come down for a re-examination in a week. I thanked him and left without looking back.

It's really embarrassing, especially when I was young. 1978, when I just turned 20, I suddenly felt abdominal pain. I went to the hospital to check that it was appendicitis and needed surgery. After I went through the admission formalities, the doctor asked me to prepare my skin. At that time, I didn't understand. I am embarrassed to ask what skin preparation is. Fortunately, it is a hospital set up in our factory, which is recognized by most medical staff. When I expressed my concern, I gave it to me. He personally prepared my skin, then went into the operating room and lay on the operating table. He tied my hands to both sides of the operating table and went out. Then three female nurses came in, two of whom were my technical school classmates. At this time, there is nothing I can do. Really like a lamb to be slaughtered, I had to close my eyes and prepare for disinfection. After the operation, I blush every time I see these two classmates, but the other one can't remember who it is. [Cover your face]