Complete works of funny short quotations from Mo Mo

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A selection of funny short quotations from Mo Mo:

1) Do I have to change my notebook? It takes 5 minutes to boot, and the battery only lasts 3 minutes!

2) If you dare to cheat me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

3) One mistake is enough to make others forget all your goodness.

4) you said:? No eyes! ? I said:? Dragon, you can't see without eyes?

5) My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy.

6) Don't mess with women, they are creatures who can't die after bleeding for seven days.

7) I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.

8) If you want to bomb the school, I can only say, my friend, you are not fighting alone!

9) You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will become your last words.

10) The happiest thing is to find money in your pocket when washing clothes.

Momo funny short quotations latest:

1) The night is as cool as water, but the bed is soft in spring.

2) Did you pull the little devil fairy? Come back in winter vacation.

3) Don't mention it because you forgot, but because you remember.

4) The most affectionate eyes in my life are dedicated to the mobile phone screen.

5) When you speak ill of me, can you not embellish it and think it's cooking-

6) The person you like doesn't show up, and the person who does, forget it, you'd better not show up!

7) For an impulsive girl like me, someone should give me a good beating to calm me down.

8) ? What is the most serious racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points. ?

9) When I meet someone I secretly love, I will think, forget it. It's good to be friends. It's really good.

10) power failure, turn on the flashlight quickly and then play with the computer.

1 1) When a good friend has a date, he feels that his hard-earned pig is for people to eat.

12) sincerely seek investment, support and relief, and those who are interested have a private chat. I don't accept pity, I am a man of backbone!

13) After many years, I married a good husband. Thank you for not getting married.

14) You can't see my tears, but you hear me laughing.

15) mm-hmm, I wish you a next life? space

16) How do you want me to admit that you are not suitable for me?

17) There are lovers in the world. How can I become a single woman?

18) What kind of heart should I face? Can you think about how much you hurt me?

19) Love is not Lin Daiyu.

20) The sky collapses, at the moment you say goodbye.

A collection of funny short quotations from Mo Mo:

1) The only person who deserves my tears will never make me cry.

2) Don't know who the third party is.

3) I didn't see through it, just looked down.

4) Why do you always give it to me? My heart is so cold.

5) I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.

6) Hold your heart and tear your heart/breathe deeply.

7) It is said that women are clothes and sisters are brands that you can't afford to wear.

8) I'm not a social high-heeled gentle sister, I'm just his woman.

9) Decide if you want to. There is no next step, and there is no reason.

10) I couldn't help crying when I saw your bright and dark head.

1 1) I still feel palpitations when I see him.

12) I want to smile like a sunshine doll, but others regard me as a ghost.

13) The Tang Priest is just a monkey-trick, no matter how powerful he is.

14) Press on the bed day and night, and the sun is born.

You have no idea how much I love you. Sometimes I really want to kneel down and beg you.

16) You dumped me without giving me any reason, and I cried my eyes out.

17) was forced to turn pale before he grew up.

18) judging from our trip to the mine disaster, it is indeed a process of transformation.

19) Although I am unhappy, I think I am very happy.

20) Never change, but dare not try to love.

2 1) Can you hug me or just hug me?

22) Thank my parents for giving me a face that will allow me to finish my studies safely.

23) Don't tell me your social story with your broken teeth.

24) Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.

25) ? What's so sad about it? You must have not studied hard and thought too much.

26) Junior high school students are a group of animals who master your black history.

27) Who the fuck wants to make a funny comparison if it's not ugly?

28) If you are really hungry, call me and I will give you some snacks to chew.

29) After starting school for so long, no one in my class can make me feel better.

30) When a person is funny to a certain extent, he will call himself cold.

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